2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

Oh well, at least top of the ninth won’t be stressful. 

[cabowabo 4451]

I hope these guys have enjoyed their 4 day holiday weekend 

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

Lose the season series to a glorified AAA team.

[Lat22 3994]

Cmon! Let’s light MS13 up again!

[elfenix 34170]

Astros are terrible in Tampa. Clearly it's the curse of Gerry Hunsicker.

[Scraps 13538]

Pinch run for this fatass

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Astros are terrible in Tampa. Clearly it's the curse of Gerry Hunsicker.

I hate having to play in this shithole stadium. When is MLB going to force them to move?

[UTexasFight 9375]

Goodbye

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

Fuck you Reddick. 

[UTexasFight 9375]

Kinda need to win here

Kinda burned our whole bench

[cabowabo 4451]

Why not bunt Springer over there?  Hinch is too smart for the rest of us. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

DFA

[Scraps 13538]

Would much rather had marwin pinch run and Springer pinch hit for stassi

But whatever

[Lat22 3994]

Reddick is the goat today for sure.

[UTexasFight 9375]

That was a pathetic 4 days of baseball.

Get right against our whipping boys from Arlington

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Leave Marwin in Tampa

[henrygandorf 29174]

so by my math we've lost our last 4 games vs lefties.  can someone come on here and tell me how off base i am about us sucking vs lefties the last 3 years?

[Gut Wagon 8052]

This series was a circus. A bear doing cool things...and lots of clowns. 

Seriously, that was an absolute embarrassment. Morton deserved way better. 

[TonyTexas 10481]

I’ll be back Tuesday evening to see how y’all have torn this team down for the rebuild.

[Planet Houston 4923]

Gross. Not a stellar showing. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I’ll be back Tuesday evening to see how y’all have torn this team down for the rebuild.

Bregman will have mucho trade value when he wins Player of the Month.  Think we’re stuck with that Verlander guy after his last two outings and huge contract. 

Edited July 1, 2018 by Fudge Nuggets

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Lets get our starters back. 

[tx 3 putt 76297]

has anyone been cut and/or called up yet ?

[henrygandorf 29174]

as long as gattis still thinks today was june 31st and our next game is on june 33rd, i'm fine with it.

[Scraps 13538]

I know the All Star game is just a glorified popularity contest, but all you fucks who fuck around on here can take 2 minutes and vote for Alex Bregman

Pretty impossible for him to catch Jose Ramirez I think, but we can at least try.  

[UTexasFight 9375]

I know the All Star game is just a glorified popularity contest, but all you fucks who fuck around on here can take 2 minutes and vote for Alex Bregman
Pretty impossible for him to catch Jose Ramirez I think, but we can at least try.  

Call out obliged.

Got my 5 votes in for today.

[mbtex 683]

Glad to be out of that dump of a ballpark. 

[DaysOff 7845]

Please start winning please.

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

Hey, at least we ain't gonna lose today.

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Call out obliged.

Got my 5 votes in for today.

I wrote in Max Stassi for C.

[UTexasFight 9375]

I wrote in Max Stassi for C.

Yep
Did the same

[Scraps 13538]

I wrote in Tony Kemp for OF lol 

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I wrote in Tony Kemp for OF lol 

Well that goes without saying.  I didn't think that needed to be mentioned.

I did let Trout take Marwin's AS spot though.

Edited July 2, 2018 by Fudge Nuggets

[Scraps 13538]

Meh. Fuck that. Kemp springer reddick. Fuck trout

[TonyTexas 10481]

Nice

[Guest]

So does the Tampa series get us off the ‘The feast on weak ass teams’ deal?

[Guest]

2 hours ago, mbtex said:

Glad to be out of that dump of a ballpark. 

So fitting Blomez calls it home.  As stadiums go, it takes a mighty cut at it, but ends up falling down.

[UTexasFight 9375]

So going back to beginning of 2017, out of 18 chances, Astros have had pitcher or player of the month 6 times. Not bad. Not bad.

2017
Keuchel (April)
LMJ (May)
Correa (May)
Altuve (July)

2018
Verlander (May)
Bregman (June)

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

4 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

So going back to beginning of 2017, out of 18 chances, Astros have had pitcher or player of the month 6 times. Not bad. Not bad.

2017
Keuchel (April)
LMJ (May)
Correa (May)
Altuve (July)

2018
Verlander (May)
Bregman (June)

Springer and Morton both won November 2017.

[Mez2 4020]

 Got tickets for tonight's game. Me and the family down third base line, hoping to get on tv. All aboard the pain train, next stop: Arlington. Choo choo, bitches

[runthebone 7931]

On 7/1/2018 at 12:42 PM, Tommy Nobis said:

I hate having to play in this shithole stadium. When is MLB going to force them to move?

Thanks to those cocksuckers in Arlington, it's like a home stadium for us...

[henrygandorf 29174]

i feel like we haven't won in weeks.

[Scraps 13538]

McCann to the DL with knee soreness....time to put him out to pasture

 

Tim Federowicz called up 

Edited July 3, 2018 by Scraps

[Smax 3800]

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The much-maligned Houston bullpen, by the way, has a 1.85 ERA since June 1, with 113 K's in 82⅔ innings.

 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Hit the ball. Make routine defensive plays. With this pitching staff, all that should add up to a resumption of our winning ways. Let it begin now. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Fozzz 152]

Hmm.  If that drags out for 2-3 months they have to think about giving Stubbs the call.  

[TonyTexas 10481]

[runthebone 7931]

Too bad about McCann.  Glad Stassi has stepped up this year.  Trade for a catcher now?

[TonyTexas 10481]

Too bad about McCann.  Glad Stassi has stepped up this year.  Trade for a catcher now?

Nope. Stassi and Federowicz will do do fine. Stubbs is having a good year in Fresno if needed. McCann will be back for the homestretch. If you trade for a catcher, what do you do when Brian comes back?