2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Planet Houston 4949]

Jesus

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Well, game over. We don’t score at minute maid

[cabowabo 4646]

Man, pull him.

[Telegraph_it 3376]

16 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Back when Cano got suspended and I assumed the Mariners would be sellers in July, I opined that we should try to trade for Haniger. Then they caught fire and...oh, well. He’d have looked good in our OF, but especially in our lineup. 

Wut. 

[Mez2 4041]

This is a fuck. 

[YChang 3533]

What the hell... did not see this happening

[David Dennison 19441]

Well, this happens to pitchers every now and then. 

Sucks.

If we come back, great win. If not, just move on to tomorrow.

[maninblack 7975]

[Telegraph_it 3376]

Hinch trying to tell the ump what a bock is. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

22 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Hinch trying to tell the ump what a bock is. 

"Ever heard a chicken?"

[Rustic Horn 929]

[Gut Wagon 8214]

Look on the bright side. It’s a chance for Brad to throw about five, to tune up for those spot starts in place of LMJ. 

OK, that’s a reach. But not much else to keep me interested at the moment. 

Edited August 10, 2018 by Gut Wagon

[ckhorn 208]

18 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

I laughed. Happens to everyone no matter how great you are. He needed to miss a start anyway.

Edited August 10, 2018 by ckhorn

[ckhorn 208]

You have to hand it to MLB pitchers these days. No one pushes batters off the plate anymore. 

[TonyTexas 10685]

What did JV do to get ejected?

[Rockethorn1978 6203]

This is a beating. Bring in osuna he will understand.

[Gut Wagon 8214]

OK, let’s make something happen here. Something good, I mean. 

[TonyTexas 10685]

Nm

 

[Fozzz 152]

The rumors of Peacock’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. 

[UTexasFight 9790]

I laughed. Happens to everyone no matter how great you are. He needed to miss a start anyway.

2nd time in a month giving up 6 runs.
10 HRs over his last 5 starts. That’s approaching Mike Fiers-level stuff.

Get it out of the system now.

On the bright side, I guess I’d rather have this (roughed up and exiting after only 52 pitches) than having him go 7 or 8 and losing another 2-1 game against a tough starter .

[UTexasFight 9790]

Now this I can get behind for player’s weekend:

[UTexasFight 9790]

I’m excited we’re going to win this game 10-7

[UTexasFight 9790]

BlackTuve!

[Gut Wagon 8214]

Bregman has not responded well thus far tonight. But we’re still in this. I think. 

Edited August 10, 2018 by Gut Wagon

[Horny Bull 2766]

Jesus Christ guys

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

That hurts

[ckhorn 208]

21 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Bregman has not responded well thus far tonight. But we’re still in this. I think. 

His average in the lead-off spot probably isn't good.

[Telegraph_it 3376]

That sounded like it hit that bat...

[Gut Wagon 8214]

Normally I’d love to see Harris emulate JV. But I’d rather he not tonight.

[UTexasFight 9790]

Tony Kemp is the best in the league....at making the routine look extraordinary

[Gut Wagon 8214]

It’s hard for me to watch Davis and feel he’s even a decent AAA player. Mario Mendoza thinks he’s a bust. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

What an AB!!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 78475]

Kemp baby !!!!!!

 

that guy fucks !!!!!!

[UTexasFight 9790]

BlackTuve!!!!

Dude gonna fuck around and lock up a spot on the 25 man postseason roster

[Pablo 500]

15 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

BlackTuve!!!!

Dude gonna fuck around and lock up a spot on the 25 man postseason roster

Earned!

[Horny Bull 2766]

Not the best night for Bregman.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Bergman trade value taking a hit tonight 

[Gut Wagon 8214]

13 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Not the best night for Bregman.

Really not the best month. He honestly looks hung over from his ASG honors. Hitting what, under .250 since? Forget the Colorado call and hit. 

[thetruth 149]

Fresno is doing a hell of a job keeping up with the Mariners. 

[UTexasFight 9790]

Fresno is doing a hell of a job keeping up with the Mariners. 

And for he real Fresno, in his first AB Tucker homered for the 2nd straight night

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

I feel a walkoff

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

13 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I feel a walkoff

is Scraps at the game?

[Limp Brisket 549]

Yep

 

[UTHornFan014 751]

Can we just play the rest of our games on the road?

[Scraps 13747]

is Scraps at the game?

Negative lol

[Limp Brisket 549]

Joe Smith Rivera

[ckhorn 208]

Bregman, Gurriel and Gattis have left a combine 14 players on base tonight.

[UTexasFight 9790]

Bregman, Gurriel and Gattis have left a combine 14 players on base tonight.

Meanwhile the top 3 in their order have 10 hits, 7 RBIs and 6 runs

[Gut Wagon 8214]

Both teams are trying to blow this game. We’re just trying harder.

[ckhorn 208]

21 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

Bregman, Gurriel and Gattis have left a combine 14 15 players on base tonight.