2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

20 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Gonna have to win a 10-8 type of game today

Burning all of this week's runs in one game seems risky, but maybe it will work. 

[Mo Horn 8,939]

Our starting pitching has been less than stellar since McCann went on the DL. Coincidence? I think not. 

[TonyTexas 10,785]

Justin Verlander is a home run giving up machine.

14 homers in his last 36 IP. Yikes

[thetruth 149]

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

 El Oso! 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Oso!!!!!1

[David Dennison 19,569]

Just get me a win here, fellas.

Seattle is struggling too. Maybe we can load up on some wins up there.

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Great defense Marwin!

[Gourmand 7,778]

Sec 219 reppin the Stros

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[Scraps 13,811]

Machete triple wtf lol

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Give me Martin over Max every day

[TonyTexas 10,785]

Martin slid into 3rd only because he needed to lie down for a while

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

33 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Martin slid into 3rd only because he needed to lie down for a while

Would’ve been funny if he rested his head on the bag to take a quick siesta

[Fozzz 152]

Tyler White cannot he stopped. 

[WBT 20,997]

Just a bit high

Edited August 19, 2018 by WBT

[Planet Houston 4,950]

Hold on to your butts

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Astro anus preparation

[Planet Houston 4,950]

That was a playoffs 2017 slider from Peacock

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Huge K!!!!!

[ChickenSandwich 9,971]

Big one

[TonyTexas 10,785]

For an August game, that inning was nerve wracking.

[Scraps 13,811]

Machete! Going for the cycle

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

En fuego.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Fuck yeah, Martin!!!!!!!!!! Cycle watch!!!!!!!!

[David Dennison 19,569]

Holy crap. Get that man a single!

 

[Planet Houston 4,950]

Don’t Call Me CANDY!!!!!

[Scraps 13,811]

Bregman stare....

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Boom. 

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

I like these Astros better.

[Planet Houston 4,950]

Bregs is an animal!

[Scraps 13,811]

Marwin with a jack.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

MAR-GONE!

[clapclapclap 9,000]

PaGONE

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

About the only thing that could make this better would be for Maldonado to drive a double off the wall but then just jog to first with his arms up and stand there. 

Edited August 19, 2018 by Gut Wagon

[TonyTexas 10,785]

[Mez2 4,048]

On a Sunday night I might bang me some Maze

#HTownPride

[elfenix 34,775]

Baseball doesn't suck today!

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

JV finally gets win 200. 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Hopefully Altuve is just bruised.

[Scraps 13,811]

Even more reason why 1 fucking rehab start is idiotic

[TonyTexas 10,785]

Even more reason why 1 fucking rehab start is idiotic

I think I heard Julia say that Luhnow indicated Altuve wouldn’t be activated until Tuesday in order to give him a day of rest. He needs a day of rest after playing 1 game in 3 weeks?

[ckhorn 226]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I think I heard Julia say that Luhnow indicated Altuve wouldn’t be activated until Tuesday in order to give him a day of rest. He needs a day of rest after playing 1 game in 3 weeks?

They want to see how the knee responds. This is a normal precaution. Geez.

[Planet Houston 4,950]

[Rockethorn1978 6,206]

Why does David dennison only post when we lose and say dumb shit like “we might miss the playoffs” or this is the worst team in the division right now then the Astros get ahead and he goes radio silent? Lol. 

He will be back tomorrow at the first sign of adversity to let us all know about it too. 

[ckhorn 226]

24 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Why does David dennison only post when we lose and say dumb shit like “we might miss the playoffs” or this is the worst team in the division right now then the Astros get ahead and he goes radio silent? Lol. 

He will be back tomorrow at the first sign of adversity to let us all know about it too. 

He's David Dennison.

[Planet Houston 4,950]

21 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

He's David Dennison utgrad97

 

[David Dennison 19,569]

30 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Why does David dennison only post when we lose and say dumb shit like “we might miss the playoffs” or this is the worst team in the division right now then the Astros get ahead and he goes radio silent? Lol. 

He will be back tomorrow at the first sign of adversity to let us all know about it too. 

Or tonight.

I also like getting yelled at for sunshine pumping.

[Rockethorn1978 6,206]

I’m pretty sure you don’t sunshine pump man haha

[Rockethorn1978 6,206]

And yea you stopped the moment we got ahead.

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

Goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway: That was a huge win.

Maldonado has been far stronger with the stick that I’d ever have guessed. Huge boost. Of course, he’s just not a high-average guy, but love the power and arm. Has to be a real help going forward. 

Let’s go into Seattle like we own the place.