2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[ERhine 1894]

Bregman!!!!!

[Mez2 4021]

Alex fucking Bergman!

[Anastasis 23393]

alright alright alright. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fucking MLBtv cut out right when Springer walked.

[kevwun 15621]

Cut out right before he walked for me.

[thetruth 149]

Bregman is fucking UPS. He delivers. 

[Guadaloopy 10918]

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Fucking MLBtv cut out right when Springer walked.

Same.     

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Alex Bregman fucks.  I was so wrong about him when we drafted him.  Thought he was a slightly better Chris Burke.  

When he’s actually a better version of Biggio on offense and defense (he can play premium positions because he has a much better arm and better range).  

[Gut Wagon 8052]

11 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Fucking MLBtv cut out right when Springer walked.

Well, you could be here in the ATL, where we’re being “treated” to the Nats-Phils. The only good part has been seeing Rendon hit one to the moon off Neshek in the 9th. So much for that save opp. 

[thetruth 149]

Scraps at the game? We may need his particular set of skills tonight. 

[Guadaloopy 10918]

Team has a totally different feel than two weeks ago.   Instead of hoping for the big hit, they know it’s coming.  

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

Pressly was filthy there.

[Stros 153]

Fix your fucking hat, you’re not fishing.


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[Guadaloopy 10918]

I hate Rodney’s hat soooo much.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Let’s fuck this bitch up

[henrygandorf 29174]

17 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Well, you could be here in the ATL, where we’re being “treated” to the Nats-Phils. The only good part has been seeing Rendon hit one to the moon off Neshek in the 9th. So much for that save opp. 

i think they're referring to mlb.tv, as i think the nats-phils is national on mlbn.

my typically reliable reddit feed ate it at the exact same time, so something is up.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

A 41 year old black man pitching at a high level who wears his hat crooked to honor his fisherman father.  I can’t hate any of that.  

[Tommy Nobis 905]

A 41 year old black man pitching at a high level who wears his hat crooked to honor his fisherman father.  I can’t hate any of that.  

Ok. But fuck the flat bill.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

throw fucking strikes

[thetruth 149]

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i think they're referring to mlb.tv, as i think the nats-phils is national on mlbn.

my typically reliable reddit feed ate it at the exact same time, so something is up.

http://www.sportshd.me/mlb/531388/h

Best one I've found on Reddit

[thetruth 149]

A's manager is a cunt. This proves it. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Bob Melvin is old and senile

[henrygandorf 29174]

6 minutes ago, thetruth said:

http://www.sportshd.me/mlb/531388/h

Best one I've found on Reddit

streamsgate is my personal favorite, and nightly regular.

[thetruth 149]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

streamsgate is my personal favorite, and nightly regular.

SportsHD just likes my computer better, and has less ads. To each their own. 

[elfenix 34171]

fuck

[Lat22 3994]

Baseball 101. 

[thetruth 149]

George.... noooo. 

[Mez2 4021]

What the fuck are you doing?

[runthebone 7932]

Shit game for Altuve tonight. 

[thetruth 149]

hang it and bang it shorrea

[Guadaloopy 10918]

Especially with Tuve coming up.   

[Smax 3800]

Was that Springer or Pettis cause Pettis cost us a run last night

[DaysOff 7851]

Wtf

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

Boy, we really bungled that inning.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Our two horses choked there

[Horny Bull 2759]

Swing the bat...

[Mez2 4021]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we're gonna lose this fucking game

[Guadaloopy 10918]

Wow.  What a gut punch.  

[cabowabo 4451]

he must have been looking for a knuckle ball.

[Lat22 3994]

How in the hell do you take that? 

[David Dennison 18652]

That was really, really bad, Carlos Correa.

Two right down the pipe and you just watch.

Fail.

[Limp Brisket 546]

23 minutes ago, thetruth said:

http://www.sportshd.me/mlb/531388/h

Best one I've found on Reddit

Bilasport and 720 are the two most reliable for me.

[Scraps 13540]

Scraps at the game? We may need his particular set of skills tonight. 

Nope I’ll be there tomorrow

[thetruth 149]

Send in the wifebeater to shut 'em out.

Send in the Great White to bang one. 

Go home. 

[thetruth 149]

I fucking hate Trienen. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

The confidence I have in Springer to make a positive play is pretty much zero. Whether that play was on him or Pettis I don’t know, but you just can’t make that out right there. 

I guess I should be thankful neither of his  thumbs fell off. But it’s just a matter of time, the way he slides. 

[Scraps 13540]

 

 

 

The confidence I have in Springer to make a positive play is pretty much zero.

 

Your shits all retarded

 

[Horny Bull 2759]

Fuck

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Osuna. More like BLOWSUNA

[thetruth 149]

6 minutes ago, thetruth said:

Send in the wifebeater to shut 'em out.

Send in the Great White to bang one. 

Go home. 

Or just do the opposite.