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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread


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22 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Why is that Jessica chick talking about baseball in that uninformed, annoying voice when she should be at home, cooking some delicious meals for her family?

I know this is a schtick, but she pays attention to the game and actually has some half decent analysis.   As a game announcer, she’s the best one on this current ESPN team.     

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Every motherfucker here should put a ball in your infant's left hand. Results irrelevant.
Way ahead of you. Two year old daughter threw a ball at her infant brother with her left hand while saying Gooooooo Astros. So we'll have a trailblazing lefty to solve our bullpen woes in about 16-20 years.
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