2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 76158]

good job bregs !

[Lat22 3990]

Pitiful Carlos. Pitiful. 

[runthebone 7929]

He likes to watch  

[Scraps 13531]

Motherfucker

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

taking the third strike seems like a really bad strategy

[kevwun 15595]

If you want to get Correa out on a 3-2 count, just throw it right down the middle.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

I am way over this. 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

damn, he's lost it at the plate

 

just standing up there with a bat on his shoulder

 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Apparently Correa needed more than 2 off days

[Mez2 4020]

Is Correa dumb or just not good, how do you not swing the fucking bat, knowing you are going to get pitched away. Maybe he doesn't. 

 

I wish marwin was healthy to play SS

[Texas St. Armadillos 1376]

Just now, runthebone said:

He likes to watch  

No shit.  The guy takes so many hittable pitches.

[ckhorn 208]

He's hurt. Hard to pull the trigger if you are worried about hurting yourself worse. You just can't turn it loose.

If you ever had a back injury. You know what I mean.

Edited September 8, 2018 by ckhorn

[TonyTexas 10478]

If you want to get Correa out on a 3-2 count, just throw it right down the middle.

You think that pitch was right down the middle? He does need to protect the plate more on 2 strike counts.

[Mez2 4020]

Tyler white is going to get another change up here

[tx 3 putt 76158]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Is Correa dumb or just not good, how do you not swing the fucking bat, knowing you are going to get pitched away. Maybe he doesn't. 

 

I wish marwin was healthy to play SS

 

thinking about the gf's big titties 

[Rip76 4909]

And...he draws the foul.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

He's hurt. Hard to pull the trigger if you are worried about hurting yourself worse. You just can't turn it loose.

Not a valid excuse. If he’s playing he should be swinging at a close pitch in a full count. Not standing there like a retard.

[Scraps 13531]

He's hurt. Hard to pull the trigger if you are worried about hurting yourself worse. You just can't turn it loose.
If you ever had a back injury. You know what I mean.

Then retire

[Mez2 4020]

You know what they call a women's pussy? The Bermuda triangle because men get so lost there

[kevwun 15595]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You think that pitch was right down the middle? He does need to protect the plate more on 2 strike counts.

I only caught the replay.  I'm watching 2 things at once.

[ckhorn 208]

Easy for you to type and say this. If he is hurt this bad. We need to shut him down to the end of the season and hope he heals up. No way he has regressed this much.

[Scraps 13531]

Yuli motherfuckers

[ERhine 1894]

Yuli!

[ckhorn 208]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

He's hurt. Hard to pull the trigger if you are worried about hurting yourself worse. You just can't turn it loose.
If you ever had a back injury. You know what I mean.

Then retire

I agree. He should just retire and play with those tits.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

WOOT, WOOT !!!!

[Scraps 13531]

Safe you cockgobblers

[ckhorn 208]

5 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

And...he draws the foul.

I laughed.

[Scraps 13531]

Kinsler go blow your dad bitch

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Easy for you to type and say this. If he is hurt this bad. We need to shut him down to the end of the season and hope he heals up. No way he has regressed this much.

Pretty sure he got more than enough rest. He could have come back sooner but we kept him out longer. Fuck this excuse.

[Scraps 13531]

Reddick you fuckstick

[Horny Bull 2759]

You gotta be shitting me Reddick

[Lat22 3990]

Nice job Reddick. Really. 

[runthebone 7929]

Jesus, Reddick sucks. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

I’m over this joker, too. 

[henrygandorf 29174]

what was i missing with that review?  at what point did he even look close to being out?

and what the fucking fuck, reddick.  christ.

[mbtex 683]

Fuck Correa should just bunt

[Scraps 13531]

Im wearing it bitches!!! (Nice tits)

[ckhorn 208]

I will complain about Reddick. Without the 1st two weeks of the season his number would be dog shit in which they already are. He has very few meaningful at bats this year.

[Mez2 4020]

Never seen Tony Kemp getting pitched around

[Gut Wagon 8052]

He’s not giving Kemp anything decent. 

[Scraps 13531]

Low as fuck you cumguzzler

[henrygandorf 29174]

man we're getting a lot of corners called tonight.

[Scraps 13531]

Lookie here motherfuckers!!!!!

[henrygandorf 29174]

oh FUCK yeah.

[Horny Bull 2759]

Kemp you beautiful goddamn bastard

[mbtex 683]

Kempin

[clapclapclap 9000]

Kemp!

Suck it, replacement ump.

Edited September 8, 2018 by clapclapclap
1st ump died or something

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Kemp’in ain’t easy !!!!!

[Lat22 3990]

Tony Fucking Kemp

[cabowabo 4449]

Kemp is a fucking man.