2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 78720]

good job bregs !

[Lat22 4086]

Pitiful Carlos. Pitiful. 

[runthebone 8379]

He likes to watch  

[Scraps 13807]

Motherfucker

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

taking the third strike seems like a really bad strategy

[kevwun 16444]

If you want to get Correa out on a 3-2 count, just throw it right down the middle.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

I am way over this. 

[tx 3 putt 78720]

damn, he's lost it at the plate

 

just standing up there with a bat on his shoulder

 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Apparently Correa needed more than 2 off days

[Mez2 4048]

Is Correa dumb or just not good, how do you not swing the fucking bat, knowing you are going to get pitched away. Maybe he doesn't. 

 

I wish marwin was healthy to play SS

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

Just now, runthebone said:

He likes to watch  

No shit.  The guy takes so many hittable pitches.

[ckhorn 226]

He's hurt. Hard to pull the trigger if you are worried about hurting yourself worse. You just can't turn it loose.

If you ever had a back injury. You know what I mean.

Edited September 8, 2018 by ckhorn

[TonyTexas 10783]

If you want to get Correa out on a 3-2 count, just throw it right down the middle.

You think that pitch was right down the middle? He does need to protect the plate more on 2 strike counts.

[Mez2 4048]

Tyler white is going to get another change up here

[tx 3 putt 78720]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Is Correa dumb or just not good, how do you not swing the fucking bat, knowing you are going to get pitched away. Maybe he doesn't. 

 

I wish marwin was healthy to play SS

 

thinking about the gf's big titties 

[Rip76 5022]

And...he draws the foul.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

He's hurt. Hard to pull the trigger if you are worried about hurting yourself worse. You just can't turn it loose.

Not a valid excuse. If he’s playing he should be swinging at a close pitch in a full count. Not standing there like a retard.

[Scraps 13807]

He's hurt. Hard to pull the trigger if you are worried about hurting yourself worse. You just can't turn it loose.
If you ever had a back injury. You know what I mean.

Then retire

[Mez2 4048]

You know what they call a women's pussy? The Bermuda triangle because men get so lost there

[kevwun 16444]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You think that pitch was right down the middle? He does need to protect the plate more on 2 strike counts.

I only caught the replay.  I'm watching 2 things at once.

[ckhorn 226]

Easy for you to type and say this. If he is hurt this bad. We need to shut him down to the end of the season and hope he heals up. No way he has regressed this much.

[Scraps 13807]

Yuli motherfuckers

[ERhine 1938]

Yuli!

[ckhorn 226]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

He's hurt. Hard to pull the trigger if you are worried about hurting yourself worse. You just can't turn it loose.
If you ever had a back injury. You know what I mean.

Then retire

I agree. He should just retire and play with those tits.

[tx 3 putt 78720]

WOOT, WOOT !!!!

[Scraps 13807]

Safe you cockgobblers

[ckhorn 226]

5 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

And...he draws the foul.

I laughed.

[Scraps 13807]

Kinsler go blow your dad bitch

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Easy for you to type and say this. If he is hurt this bad. We need to shut him down to the end of the season and hope he heals up. No way he has regressed this much.

Pretty sure he got more than enough rest. He could have come back sooner but we kept him out longer. Fuck this excuse.

[Scraps 13807]

Reddick you fuckstick

[Horny Bull 2766]

You gotta be shitting me Reddick

[Lat22 4086]

Nice job Reddick. Really. 

[runthebone 8379]

Jesus, Reddick sucks. 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

I’m over this joker, too. 

[henrygandorf 29228]

what was i missing with that review?  at what point did he even look close to being out?

and what the fucking fuck, reddick.  christ.

[mbtex 697]

Fuck Correa should just bunt

[Scraps 13807]

Im wearing it bitches!!! (Nice tits)

[ckhorn 226]

I will complain about Reddick. Without the 1st two weeks of the season his number would be dog shit in which they already are. He has very few meaningful at bats this year.

[Mez2 4048]

Never seen Tony Kemp getting pitched around

[Gut Wagon 8219]

He’s not giving Kemp anything decent. 

[Scraps 13807]

Low as fuck you cumguzzler

[henrygandorf 29228]

man we're getting a lot of corners called tonight.

[Scraps 13807]

Lookie here motherfuckers!!!!!

[henrygandorf 29228]

oh FUCK yeah.

[Horny Bull 2766]

Kemp you beautiful goddamn bastard

[mbtex 697]

Kempin

[clapclapclap 9000]

Kemp!

Suck it, replacement ump.

Edited September 8, 2018 by clapclapclap
1st ump died or something

[tx 3 putt 78720]

Kemp’in ain’t easy !!!!!

[Lat22 4086]

Tony Fucking Kemp

[cabowabo 4692]

Kemp is a fucking man.