2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[UTexasFight 9432]

It ain’t easy

[Mez2 4023]

Attack this pitch

[Scraps 13561]

Fuck yo game David Price

[TonyTexas 10510]

Nice move, AJ

[Mez2 4023]

Beeeyaaah!

[UTexasFight 9432]

So far it looks like we better hope Cole can keep it a one run deficit until Price is out of the game. 

Close enough

[ckhorn 208]

Fuck yea Kemp. Where are you Nobis. Maybe we need to bring back Tucker to replace Reddick.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Never seen Tony Kemp getting pitched around

Actually happened a few weeks ago, when batting ninth ahead of Springer...who was slumping mightily. 

[Mez2 4023]

Can Kemp play shortstop?

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Buddy texted me "Tony Kemp doubled home two runs on a 5-0 count"

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Never expected tony kemp to be getting clutch hits in September as we push towards the playoffs

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck yea Kemp. Where are you Nobis. Maybe we need to bring back Tucker to replace Reddick.

Sup?

[Mez2 4023]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Never expected tony kemp to be getting clutch hits in September as we push towards the playoffs

Remember Chris Carter in 2015?  Almost single handedly carried us in September

[UTexasFight 9432]

yeah, correa and altuve both need a weeks rest or so before the playoffs 

This is why I hate having the last 7 against blue jays and orioles.
Would much rather have them next week or the week after.

[UTexasFight 9432]

Is Correa dumb or just not good, how do you not swing the fucking bat, knowing you are going to get pitched away. Maybe he doesn't. 
 
I wish marwin was healthy to play SS

He needs to take part of his future $400 million contract or whatever nonsense has been spouted here and tell a certain recently retired fellow Puerto Rican he’ll pay him whatever he wants to be his personal bench coach and follow him 24/7

[ckhorn 208]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 

Sup?

 

I believe Kempin isn't easy has had more clutch hits this year than Reddick. Just remembering a few weeks ago you stated that Kemp didn't even belong on the roster. Correct me if i'm wrong.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Big ABs here. Let’s go, dude. 

[Mez2 4023]

Their best against our best. Here we go

 

 

[Rip76 4925]

 

[henrygandorf 29190]

love walking the 9 hitter to get to betts.  sweet.

[UTexasFight 9432]

So quick Kemp story. Some of my company execs went to the tues Twins game and meet/greet with some of the players on the field beforehand.
Kemp introduces himself shakes all of the gentlemen’s hands. Get to the ladies: “oh, I hug females.”

Like a boss.

[Guadaloopy 10964]

Very short leash for McHugh.  But this is a series they need, so burn ‘em if you got ‘em.  

[henrygandorf 29190]

they just did a highlight of price's k's.  holy shit did he get a lot of corners.

then the first pitch to betts, on the corner.  ball 1.

[UTexasFight 9432]

McHugh has been no bueno lately

[Scraps 13561]

Bully got their nuts in their chest

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Get out of this mess. 

[mbtex 683]

3 of those pitches they were giving to Price

[UTexasFight 9432]

Our #2 hitter would hit into a DP here.

What do you say Benitendi?

 

 

Edit: damn. Close

[YChang 3443]

Furk

[runthebone 7981]

Shit

[Lat22 4014]

Way to go TK. Telling us how JD had failed in all of his earlier at bats. 

[UTexasFight 9432]

Out at third

[clapclapclap 9000]

rat farts

[Guadaloopy 10964]

Not sure how ump called that safe in real time, but that is tough to overturn.  

[henrygandorf 29190]

nesn is postive he's safe.  bregman "acted" like he tagged him.

[Mez2 4023]

Walks, huh?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck JD Martinez

[UTexasFight 9432]

Dammit
Safe
Get the tag down

[Jimbaround 975]

Damn, sneaky swim move on the slide. Ball was there in time.

[UTexasFight 9432]

Why does his feel just like what we’re gonna big to see in October?
Couple of great bullpens on both sides shitting the bed.

[Scraps 13561]

Bregman is not the MVP of reviews

[Guadaloopy 10964]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Fuck JD Martinez

For not being better sooner. 

[UTexasFight 9432]

Damn, sneaky swim move on the slide. Ball was there in time.

Just need to make sure heir sneaky swim move doesn’t result in a run like ours did

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Would have been a phenomenal play to flag down that Martinez hit. But since Correa has been awful at the plate, I’m extra disappointed he didn’t. He really needs to start redeeming himself.

[Mez2 4023]

One time boys

[Guadaloopy 10964]

He had the breakthrough hit against the Angels last Sunday, but it has been a long time since we’ve seen any highlights other than that.

Edited September 8, 2018 by Guadaloopy

[Mez2 4023]

Drag bunt

[mbtex 683]

that will work

[Guadaloopy 10964]

Oye.  Vamos,  vamos.  

[henrygandorf 29190]

oh, kinsler.  in your head i bet that was such a pretty dp.