2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Guest]

Facemask Day...

 

good Lord.

[Rustic Horn 929]

Bregsled!

 

[UTexasFight 9369]

rangers got to edwin today.  a's down 4-2 but it's early.

that starting staff has to slow down at some point with all these injuries.

Bingo

And then the bullpen collapses from overuse

But maybe they knock out Severino in the one gamer the way he’s going.

 

Still think we’re watching the ALCS preview this weekend.

I kinda like that neither Sale or JV are going this weekend.

[Mo Horn 8795]

At least he gave it up with the bases empty

[Guadaloopy 10903]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

You know, I've been worried this season that the team didn't have the heart of last year's, but the past few series, including this one, have laid my fears to a somewhat embarrassing rest.

We may not win today. We might not win this series. Hell, there's an outside chance we don't even make the postseason. But I still love this team.

Finally got the whole squad back together other than McCullers and he’s close. 

[Rimbo 25752]

if xander were to suddenly land on the dl i wouldn't cry

I'd feel really guilty and awful about it, but I still wouldn't cry

 

[Guest]

 

At least he gave it up with the bases empty

He’s still throwing some wicked stuff.  Pure nasty.

 

Dude just guessed right.

[Rimbo 25752]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Finally got the whole squad back together other than McCullers and he’s close. 

But mostly Altuve.

[Mo Horn 8795]

Let's get that one back

[Guest]

I don’t see how anyone could question the heart/ desire/ motivation of this team.

 

So many dudes who are not quitters...

Right mix of youth and experience...

Yeah, they like to fuck around and keep it light,  but Altuve is driven like a mofo.  George . Bregman.  Verlander.  La Pina lives for the clutch moments.  Holy crap you could go on forever about the heart of this team.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Four more innings of bullpen for both teams.  Advantage Astros.  

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Time to truck the rook. 

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Bregs licking his chops. 

[Mo Horn 8795]

How is this guys little stutter steps before he pitches not a balk? 

[Scraps 13531]

Because he becomes set after it

[Mo Horn 8795]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Because he becomes set after it

Just barely, but i guess it's enough. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

This little pussies 90 mph fastball is eating our lunch

[Mo Horn 8795]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Because he becomes set after it

 He didn't on the last pitch

[YChang 3430]

Damn, thought they had something going there... nice job from the Rookie

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

We should have fucked up that little bitch. 

[Rimbo 25752]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

This little pussies 90 mph fastball is eating our lunch

16 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

how was this pitcher not balking???

[Jshep34 2303]

What you think we can get for carlos in trade? Dude looks lost. 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

do some work mr james !

[Guadaloopy 10903]

La Piña flashing leather. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

La Piña

Edited September 8, 2018 by Fudge Nuggets

[tx 3 putt 76158]

LULZ Smoltz talking about trading Bregman

 

john smoltz is a complete waste as an announcer 

[Scraps 13531]

James as a RP is a scary scary thing. He can be Giles without the suck

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Josh Fucking James, bitchez. 

[runthebone 7929]

CFM throwing high 90s then James low 100s. Too bad we don't have a knuckleballer to go next 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

doing work !

[UTexasFight 9369]

LULZ Smoltz talking about trading Bregman
 
john smoltz is a complete waste as an announcer 

He must read surly... and not understand sarcasm

[tx 3 putt 76158]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

CFM throwing high 90s then James low 100s. Too bad we don't have a knuckleballer to go next 

 

my knuckle ball is MLB ready, imo 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

He must read surly... and not understand sarcasm

 

He scanned surly for his pre game notes. he was talking about the trade 'rumors' from last year 

[Scraps 13531]

 
my knuckle ball is MLB ready, imo 

Highly doubt you'd pass a physical

[Mo Horn 8795]

Glad he didn't start

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Need a clean inning here.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

James can earn some stripes if he gets through this inning. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Nice K.

[Guest]

JJ Is din-O-mite!!!

[elguapo 4583]

JJ is filthy

[Guadaloopy 10903]

James having an impressive audition for postseason roster.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Well done, young man.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

13 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Josh Fucking James, bitchez. 

Redux 

[Mo Horn 8795]

Great inning especially considering who he faced. 

[alphahorn 1637]

Love the way the Stros are coming together.  All that we really need now is for Correa to find his bat in time for the playoffs

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Great inning especially considering who he faced. 

yeah, that was a big time inning

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

13 minutes ago, runthebone said:

CFM throwing high 90s then James low 100s. Too bad we don't have a knuckleballer to go next 

Loved the Astros staff when I first started watching baseball of JR Richard, Nolan Ryan and Joe Neikro.  The other team was just fucked by the time they faced those three. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Let’s fuck em up. 

[Scraps 13531]

Lets facefuck Thornburg this inning

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Great inning especially considering who he faced. 

Made it look easy at that.