2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Tommy Nobis 905]

You're a fucking idiot

 

So did Dallas fuck us or not fuck us in the first inning? Do you know what his ERA is in the first this year? He buried us in a hole and that is a god damn fact idiot.

 

[Mo Horn 8832]

Let's not forget that they might not have Sale again, and If they do he's probably not at 100%

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Joe Kelly with the mid-postseason haircut.   Bold move.  

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This would be a good time to get Smith some work . . .

[Stella Link 534]

One more time at bat....you never know....

[A-Tex Devil 2446]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

So did Dallas fuck us or not fuck us in the first inning? Do you know what his ERA is in the first this year? He buried us in a hole and that is a god damn fact idiot.

Two of those three hits were weak ground balls to holes.  Dallas did fine. 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Just now, Stella Link said:

One more time at bat....you never know....

Was thinking the same, but I was hoping to get 2 back in the 8th. Fuckers just arent hitting. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Maybe tomorrow our pitchers should try not hitting fuckers.  And not giving up HRs... that would be nice as well.  Fuck it, no walks and no hits while we’re at it.

[formermav43 4606]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

So did Dallas fuck us or not fuck us in the first inning? Do you know what his ERA is in the first this year? He buried us in a hole and that is a god damn fact idiot.

A hole they climbed out of. Note: baseball games are longer than one inning.

[Stella Link 534]

1 minute ago, Stella Link said:

One more time at bat....you never know....

As Jambi would say...."Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho"....

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Don't try logic with Nobis....

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Let's not forget that they might not have Sale again, and If they do he's probably not at 100%

He’ll throw a perfect game.

[Telegraph_it 3357]

I’m sick of this pitching that turns to shit randomly and screws us. 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Just now, Telegraph_it said:

I’m sick of this pitching that turns to shit randomly and screws us. 

That’s baseball.  Happens to every team at some point.   

[FondrenRoad 4378]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Let's not forget that they might not have Sale again, and If they do he's probably not at 100%

So what. His start is the only game we have won so far. Rather have him pitch than tonight's pitcher. 

[Rip76 4925]

Win tomorrow 

2-2

Fuck The Red Sox.

[A-Tex Devil 2446]

Pitching issues on Hinch tonight for getting too cute. 

But we gotta score to win. Our hitters were passive as hell. Too many hitter favorable counts they let get away from them by not being aggressive.  All. Night. Long.  

[Telegraph_it 3357]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

That’s baseball.  Happens to every team at some point.   

Right and back to back games is a shit way to do it. 

[Dog Zazz 23]

Our fans are pathetic. Early game and half the crowds gone.

Edited October 17, 2018 by Dog Zazz

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Their taken are guns!

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

So what. His start is the only game we have won so far. Rather have him pitch than tonight's pitcher. 

Yep, Eovaldi was great against the Yankees as well.  We do ok against Sale.  We usually hit decent enough against Porcello but find ways to lose against him.  Need to change that.

[Dog Zazz 23]

Every move AJ made backfired, every move Cora made paid off.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Pitching issues on Hinch tonight for getting too cute. 

But we gotta score to win. Our hitters were passive as hell. Too many hitter favorable counts they let get away from them by not being aggressive.  All. Night. Long.  

Yep and I think Osuna gets out of that if we are tied or have a 1 run lead. Pitching while knowing your team cant hit is more stressful.

[perfectchaos007 6634]

Let’s just get some runners on board and hit a grand slam. Then get another runner on board and hit another homerun. Then we’re right back in this

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Just now, Dog Zazz said:

Every move AJ made backfired, every move Cora made paid off.

Cora > Hinch.

Need to find a way to get Cora tossed early tomorrow. 

[Telegraph_it 3357]

Props to Aluve though. You know he isn’t right and that bunt was frikin well done. 

[Telegraph_it 3357]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Cora > Hinch.

Need to find a way to get Cora tossed early tomorrow. 

This is a dumb post. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

This is a dumb post. 

Is he wrong though? Only game we won is when Cora got thrown out.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Let’s just get some runners on board and hit a grand slam. Then get another runner on board and hit another homerun. Then we’re right back in this

Be realistic. Its gonna be 7 straight solo home runs. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Listening to Ron Darling is the real beating

[UTEX_ME 4762]

3 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

This is a dumb post. 

reality tells a different story 

[WBT 20561]

13 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 

So did Dallas fuck us or not fuck us in the first inning? Do you know what his ERA is in the first this year? He buried us in a hole and that is a god damn fact idiot.

 

He did not.  

[Telegraph_it 3357]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Is he wrong though? Only game we won is when Cora got thrown out.

Hinch didn’t cause Maldonado to let pitches get by him or pitchers to hit batters or throw balls in the dirt or throw over the first basemen’s head. 

Smith was a questionable decision  

 

[Stella Link 534]

Our bats were stuck in neutral tonite...

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Cora > Hinch

That was known

[elfenix 34230]

c'mon 2 out rally

[Horny Bull 2759]

4 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Listening to Ron Darling is the real beating

He is a dipshit and a terrible broadcaster.

[Stella Link 534]

Just now, elfenix said:

c'mon 2 out rally

Too late....

[elfenix 34230]

damnit

[Stella Link 534]

Just now, Horny Bull said:

He is a dipshit and a terrible broadcaster.

Agree...listening to the radio broadcast....

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

8 runs on 9 hits isn’t happening again for the Sox. We’re about to ripoff 3 in a row.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Apparently the morons have taken over the thread this evening.  The fact that one person said it and that three people back it up just bottles the mind.  

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

Hinch didn’t cause Maldonado to let pitches get by him or pitchers to hit batters or throw balls in the dirt or throw over the first basemen’s head. 

Smith was a questionable decision  

 

Smith was a terrible decision. But Im not sure how you can divide up blame when we only score 2.  Keuchel could have held them scoreless and we still lose. And if we cant hit when down 6, its unlikely we would have when down 1 or tied, so you cant really blame Osuna alone either. They were gonna score 3 against any combo of pitchers that dont start with JV. We simply have to hit better than that. 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Fucking crack head from southie clapping at the net. I fucking hate the bo Sox dick slobbing by the media. Need the Stros to win this series over the media darling blue bloods, well since the Yankees are out I mean the media darlings.

[Mo Horn 8832]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Apparently the morons have taken over the thread this evening.  The fact that one person said it and that three people back it up just bottles the mind.  

I don't know why i thought winning it all last year would eliminate the stupidity. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Hey guys. Just got in. What happened tonight?

[formermav43 4606]

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Smith was a terrible decision. But Im not sure how you can divide up blame when we only score 2.  Keuchel could have held them scoreless and we still lose. And if we cant hit when down 6, its unlikely we would have when down 1 or tied, so you cant really blame Osuna alone either. They were gonna score 3 against any combo of pitchers that dont start with JV. We simply have to hit better than that. 

Well, see, Cora told his guys to hit. Hinch forgot to mention that pregame and never adjusted.

Cora>Hinch

🙄

[Stros 153]

Tomorrow bitches, suck it up. We will win!!!

[FondrenRoad 4378]

We are winning the series though because they are taking gatorade baths in game 3 with a 2-1 lead. That is some Rangers parade route shit. 

[Stella Link 534]

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Hey guys. Just got in. What happened tonight?

We won 43 - 0