2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Seen a lot of Joe Kelly this series. Time to make him pay.

[formermav43 4599]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

no

if so he shouldn't have

Maybe, but that’s a legitimate technique. Not even the first time it’s happened in this series.

Edited October 18, 2018 by formermav43

[UDontKnow 10439]

Joe Kelly on the mound, time to go after him.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, Mez2 said:

Who all here want a crooked number, say "yeah"!

YEAH

[softlynow 1783]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Who all here want a crooked number, say "yeah"!

Just one?

[Stros 153]

That’s Joe West, I might go punch him.

[Horn Dog 9671]

Why did Kelly cut his mullet

[Zavala 1384]

3 minutes ago, Mack Tripper said:

I hate baseball.

You wanna go tough guy?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

That’s Joe West, I might go punch him.

I’ll contribute $100 for your bail.

[Zavala 1384]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Joe Kelly on the mound, time to go after him.

Yeah this goober looked spooked in the warm ups. He's got his tough big boy face on out there on the mound though.

Wow he's really twitchy and shaky.

Edited October 18, 2018 by Zavala

[Zavala 1384]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Who all here want a crooked number, say "yeah"!

[Carlos Ramirez 5]

This feels like LA game 5 last year

[Simon Honeybone 113]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i don't know if this is even a thing anymore, and i'm 100% positive it will not matter, but are we playing this game under protest?  isn't that something you have to say at the time of the argument?  i wanted to see more fire out of hinch.  i know that's not really his thing.

Hinch is garbage

[DeadArmadillo 907]

I’ll contribute $100 for your bail.

I got him for 1K

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[clapclapclap 9000]

Almost looks like Kelly is hyperventilating.

[Mez2 4021]

Boston's bullpen is legit

[elfenix 34171]

Who all here want a crooked number, say "yeah"!

Yeah!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

There you go, Yuli

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Almost looks like Kelly is hyperventilating.

WEW SMACKED ONE RIGHT BY LITTLE TWITCHY BOY

[TexArcher 37508]

There you go, Yuli.

Come on, Reddick.

Edited October 18, 2018 by TexArcher

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Got $500 on bail money for whichever surly member knocks joe West the fuck out.

[Horn Dog 9671]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Almost looks like Kelly is hyperventilating.

Kelly looks like when he is not pitching he is being a bit rapey

[UDontKnow 10439]

I want a wild pitch/passed ball to advance Yuli.

[Okie State 3788]

Kelly looks like such a dork.

[softlynow 1783]

4 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

I got him for 1K

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I'll take the case pro bono. 

[TexArcher 37508]

2-0 fastball - murder it!!

[Horn Dog 9671]

No Houston jury will convict for knocking that fack fuck out

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Reddick bomb to RF incoming

[Mez2 4021]

Fuck that was the pitch to hammer

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Kelly blinks one eye

[TexArcher 37508]

TRAIN TRACK TIME

[softlynow 1783]

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

No Houston jury will convict for knocking that fack fuck out

Hell, the DA might not even accept the charges.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

 Please Correa just give me a double 

[WBT 20415]

Good job Yuli.  Way to be agressive with 2 outs, 2 strikes.  Let's go CC

Edited October 18, 2018 by WBT

[UDontKnow 10439]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I want a wild pitch/passed ball to advance Yuli.

Sweet!

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Runner on second. Okay Correa just give me a single

[UTexasFight 9376]

Our turn for a clutch two out hit with a guy getting to 2nd late in the inning

[henrygandorf 29174]

christ it's the 5th inning.  send my widow flowers.  she likes peonies.

[Zavala 1384]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

TRAIN TRACK TIME

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Come on Correa!!!

[elfenix 34171]

Wooohoooo!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck yeah, Carlos!!!!!!!!!!!!

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Just what the doctor ordered

[TexArcher 37508]

Fuck yeah, Carlos!!

Are you back?  Be fucking back!!

[softlynow 1783]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Our turn for a clutch two out hit with a guy getting to 2nd late in the inning

Yes sir!

[Rustic Horn 929]

Showrrea!

[Victor Lazlo 1756]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Our turn for a clutch two out hit with a guy getting to 2nd late in the inning

You called it. Bam!

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Fuck, yeah!

[UDontKnow 10439]

w00t! Good job Correa!

[UTexasFight 9376]

Our turn for a clutch two out hit with a guy getting to 2nd late in the inning

Thank you