2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Zavala 1384]

Fuck, finally Mccann.

[Jimbaround 987]

I may be alone here, but a two run shot by Reddick would have been nice.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

I don't get why Osuna is going another inning.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Oh good. this shit again

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Now you gotta strike out two, Osuna.  Just get it done. please.

[Jimbaround 987]

Red Sox were one out away from elimination and down 0-3 to the Yankees in the '04 ALCS.

Wow, I didn’t realize that. I was too pissed about the Stros getting bounced that year.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Come on, Roberto. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

At least I’ll be in bed before midnight tonight

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

well done, Yuli. 

[TexArcher 39074]

Whew.

Okay, come on bats.  Now is the time.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Well done, Roberto.

[Jimbaround 987]

At least I’ll be in bed before midnight tonight

Oooh, please be a jinx!

[Stros 153]

At least I’ll be in bed before midnight tonight

I sure hope not

[UTexasFight 9819]

Not a proud moment but Game 4 of the 2005 World Series I punched a hole in the wall of the apartment I was living in at the time.

...My living room walls are starting to sweat.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Whew.

Okay, come on bats.  Now is the time.

Yep.  This is the inning.  Here we go.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Oooh, please be a jinx!

We lose or walk it off in the 9th. Book it.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

We lose or walk it off in the 9th. Book it.

I'd prefer four runs this inning and a smooth save by McCullers or McHugh.

[TexArcher 39074]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Not a proud moment but Game 4 of the 2005 World Series I punched a hole in the wall of the apartment I was living in at the time.

...My living room walls are starting to sweat.

I kicked a gate off its hinges after Route 66 and my roommate broke his tv during Sportscenter that night.  It happens.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Need at least one here.

[WBT 20990]

Let's do something Bregs

[Guadaloopy 11138]

I had a double double for lunch today.  I would like another right now.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Need at least one here.

From the top of the order, we need at least two.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Hey, remember that video you posted, Bregs?

[Guadaloopy 11138]

102 on the black.  Sick

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Here we go, Tuve

[Planet Houston 4950]

Sorry Bregs, but those Instagram posts were pretty fucking stupid.

[TexArcher 39074]

DO IT, ALTUVE!

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Postseason hit streak lives on for George.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Knowing how Altuve approaches his ABs, that was a hell of a take.

[Longhornlax 58]

I still don’t understand moving Bregman to lead off it really messed him up

[Anastasis 23723]

That was a strike few innings ago. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

damn

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Well, crap.

[WBT 20990]

Fuck, left the bat at 106

[TexArcher 39074]

God dammit, he smacked that but needed to pull it a little.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlax said:

I still don’t understand moving Bregman to lead off it really messed him up

Wanted to get him pitches to hit. It worked. But we traded his walks for outs.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Gonna have to get at least 3 off of Kelly.

[WBT 20990]

Why is Osuna still in?  We have other good relievers.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Gattis cannot hit a pinch HR to tie this up in the 9th. He’s the worst hitter on the planet.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Or Kimbrel.  Did not think they would go to him again after two last night.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Gattis cannot hit a pinch HR to tie this up in the 9th. He’s the worst hitter on the planet.

Did they actually announce Tyler White?  Is he burned?

[Gut Wagon 8219]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Did they actually announce Tyler White?  Is he burned?

Not sure he was burned, but he’s pretty much been toast.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

 At least we forced them in a save situation.

[Guadaloopy 11138]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why is Osuna still in?  We have other good relievers.

That's why.  Got his confidence back quickly.  Great sign.

[WBT 20990]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why is Osuna still in?  We have other good relievers.

Hell, what do I know

[Stros 153]

I can’t stand watching this fucker pitch.

[WBT 20990]

I can't believe they're putting Kimbrel in

[Zavala 1384]

Iz u ready? Dab on dis baseball game!

Lel shitty fake gangster rap really gets me fired up for some baseball.

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Let's make history:

 

[Victor Lazlo 1814]

Let’s fuck this guy up