2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Mez2 4048]

This might get ugly

[Jshep34 2426]

49 minutes ago, Alvin89 said:

They’ve always been overtight and somewhat hostile to people simply trying to take pictures or get autographs before the game. Tonight they wouldn’t let people stand by the railing in the Keuchel korner area to watch Ohtani warm up. It was 45 minutes before the game started and the stadium was empty. Even people who had tickets in that section had to go to their seat and look at an empty field for 45 minutes. 

Mlb rule is fans can be along baseline till 30 minutes before first pitch. I know most of them along first baseline and they are great. Never understood why its opposite along 3rd baseline. 

[Mez2 4048]

Charlie has no slider tonight

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Charlie just doesn't have it tonight.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Shit like this isn't helping either:

 

[runthebone 8377]

This ump is sucking ass.  Not good. 

[elfenix 34752]

Jesus Christ

[Tailleur17 361]

We just gotta hit. Charlie will be fine

[Stros 153]

Ump doesn’t have a strike zone tonight, he’s all over the place.


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[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Good grief. One of those nights.

[Stros 153]

That dbl helps


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[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

That helped. Stayed out of the huge inning. Let’s get a three run bomb and get this back even.

[Stros 153]

This babe comparison shit is getting old.


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[Tailleur17 361]

Jesus Altuve. Not a good AB.

[Tailleur17 361]

Horrible.

[Hook'Em0608 96]

Reddick and Altuve looked all confused that inning. 

[Mez2 4048]

Hey, we struck out!

[perfectchaos007 6780]

We're making Ohtani look like the superstar he's billed as. He does have some heat though

Edited April 25, 2018 by perfectchaos007

[David Dennison 19542]

16 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Good grief. One of those nights.

It's been happening a lot at home. 

[Tailleur17 361]

It's been happening a lot at home. 

Not focused. Too busy being Houston celebrities.

[Mo Horn 8938]

Well, if you're going to have a bad series against the team you're battling in the standings early in the season is when to do it. That's the only positive I got right now. 

[Pods 7637]

That was a nice curve

[perfectchaos007 6780]

This is getting stupid

[Mez2 4048]

I'm out boys, better things to do than see us pussyfart

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Tough night for Charlie. Needs the bats to step up and get him off the hook.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck Ohtani!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck yeah, Fisher!!!!!!!!

[elfenix 34752]

Fisher!

[Tailleur17 361]

Fuck yeah!!!!!

[thetruth 149]

What in the fuck was that? How did that happen?

[Rustic Horn 929]

There we go!

[Tailleur17 361]

Fisher says fuck the minors

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Let’s have a huge inning here

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Let's Go!!!!!!!!!!

[softlynow 1894]

Bats are heating up. Time to run this guy.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This ump is the worst I've seen:

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Ohtani's translator needs a haircut.  Mark Davis' Japanese love child?

[henrygandorf 29225]

that inside shit call is killing us.  the whole game could be different.  i guess maldonado is just that good at pitch framing because this ump is loving it.

[henrygandorf 29225]

jesus and another one to reddick.  

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Just keep chipping away. This rook will fold like a cheap tent sooner than later.

[Tailleur17 361]

Altuve looks lost tonight. Not sure what’s up.

[Scraps 13800]

Derek Fisher just hit a 425 foot homer off Shohei Ohtani, the longest home run hit by an #Astros player at Minute Maid Park this year.

[Tailleur17 361]

Ohtani is a pussy

[cabowabo 4691]

Given Ohtani's hitting ability, what the fuck is he doing in the American League?

 

[Tailleur17 361]

Given Ohtani's hitting ability, what the fuck is he doing in the American League?
 

He’s a pussy.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Boom!

[DoobieWah 1535]

McCannonball!

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Woooo!

[thetruth 149]

McCann can!