Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Targeting. Ejection.  Suspended for the first 4 innings of the next game.

[davidg 4040]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Got that one dude right out of the gate.

The guy with the blue shirt and hat said NOPE! and hauls ass right after the first guy almost landed on him. Gotta be the smartest one in the bunch.

[mulletpelini 5216]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

Not that risky really, it's sugar free.

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, davidg said:

The guy with the blue shirt and hat said NOPE! and hauls ass right after the first guy almost landed on him. Gotta be the smartest one in the bunch.

dude in the black hoodie almost busts ass trying to turn the corner into the chute only to breathe a sigh of relief until... oh shit, here comes Toro right where I am.

[AM Wood 335]

What would step it up a notch is if you made the guys cancel their health insurance the night before.

[Guest]

Life insurance is voided too right?  Just for principle of being an absolute dumbass.

[Homercles 10206]

 

Asps. Very dangerous.

You go first

[Rockwell Torrey 1329]

9 hours ago, Netzer said:

Owensboro, KY - Game of "Cowboy Pinball" leaves idiot unconscious

 

I don't rodeo, but is this a real thing?  Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?  I can't imagine why people in Owensboro, KY would voluntarily do this.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

13 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I don't rodeo, but is this a real thing?  Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?  I can't imagine why people in Owensboro, KY would voluntarily do this.

 

Yeah, I mean what the hell was supposed to happen? Did they think something would have worked out differently? 

It’s been established that you run with the bulls not stand around like soccer players trying to block a free kick

[smuggs 9354]

7 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?

At least he now has a legitimate reason for a lifetime supply of Oxy. Glass half full I guess.

[AUS-97HORN 11878]

21 minutes ago, smuggs said:

At least he now has a legitimate reason for a lifetime supply of Oxy. Glass half full I guess.

which one?

 

 

 

 

OOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Armybrat 41005]

What’s the difference between that stuff and hydrocodone?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

What’s the difference between that stuff and hydrocodone?

Hydrocodone is the active ingredient in drugs like Norco and Vicodin

Oxycodone is the active ingredient in Percocet and OxyContin

Edited February 19, 2019 by Cheeseweasel

[Armybrat 41005]

Thanks. Our doctors have prescribed the hydrocodone for our post surgical recoveries over the past year. Dunno why because it just constipates both of us, and Tylenol works about as well. Only needed to take a couple out of each bottle. Just a waste, IMO.

How anyone could get addicted to not shitting is very puzzling.

[SquishMitten 10463]

You could put them inside of your prunes and make it a fun treat

[NeverMarryAStripper 22030]

I don't rodeo, but is this a real thing?  Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?  I can't imagine why people in Owensboro, KY would voluntarily do this.

Who isn’t willing to die for a $100 bill?

[luke duke 6420]

I don't rodeo, but is this a real thing?  Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?  I can't imagine why people in Owensboro, KY would voluntarily do this.

It isn’t new.
https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=Rodeo+poker
https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=Rodeo+pinball

[Parliament 14377]

4 hours ago, luke duke said:

 

It isn’t new.
https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=Rodeo+poker
https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=Rodeo+pinball

 

 

 

Not much to do for fun out in the country.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

12 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Not much to do for fun out in the country.

You must be in the wrong country.

[Pato del Muerto 52886]

4 hours ago, luke duke said:

 

It isn’t new.
https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=Rodeo+poker
https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=Rodeo+pinball

 

No different than rodeo poker really. 

[Parliament 14377]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You must be in the wrong country.

That's my sister, Asshole.

[South Austin 52700]

11 minutes ago, Parliament said:

That's my sister, Asshole.

Please send pics below the waste. Thanks.

[baboso 6057]

47 minutes ago, Parliament said:

That's my sister, Asshole.

That's an odd name for a chick.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

"Sister Asshole" was my favorite Night Ranger song.

[NWBuck 8590]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Sister Asshole" was my favorite Night Ranger song.

"You're motorboatin'... be sure not to bite/ Or she''ll put up a fight..."

Edited February 20, 2019 by NWBuck

[jimmyjazz 46479]

I like how the first guy to get flipped isn't even looking when they open the gate.  "Hey guys, can one of you explain the ruuuuuullll"

[kingkoopa6 8477]

 

[Hate 20157]

That's my sister, Asshole.

Pics of sister’s asshole?

[immortal13 4059]

42 minutes ago, Hate said:

 

Pics of sister’s asshole?

 

Bravo

[woohorn 1131]

What's holy shit about this-pubes?

[elfenix 34387]

11 minutes ago, woohorn said:

On 2/18/2019 at 3:54 PM, elfenix said:

What's holy shit about this-pubes?

more 'that's pretty cool' than 'holy shit' but i don't want to start another thread. 

[Lerka Lerka 1094]

Holy shit that body is bangin' works too. 

[Steel Shank 9440]

wheelhouse

[Underdog 28875]

Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore? 

 

[Jiggy-Z 3469]

22 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

You could put them inside of your prunes and make it a fun treat

Reminds me of an old Carnac:

 Prune Juice and Soy Sauce.......

 

 

 

 .... The Orient Express

[huge 3799]

She also opens the can with her teeth.

[Steamboat1874 4153]

1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Reminds me of an old Carnac:

 Prune Juice and Soy Sauce.......

 

 

 

 .... The Orient Express

My favorite Carnac response ever.....

"I hold in my hands the last envelope........

 

"May a weird holy man tape your sister shut."

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

<Ed>Yes!</McMahon>

[Dennis Taylor 19056]

[RollLeft 5045]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I'm gonna need to see some ID before I comment.

[AUS-97HORN 11878]

12 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

OK cool,

 

hook 'em?

['stache 21910]

45 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

You should see the other guy

[markstanco 12658]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

You should see the other guy

I was thinking his girl got the password to his cell phone

[Underdog 28875]

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

“Foreground my ass!”

[smuggs 9354]

 

[UTCzech III 2912]

19 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

the remix.

 

[mulletpelini 5216]

so staged, nobody opens a fucking door like that

[Steel Shank 9440]

On 2/18/2019 at 3:54 PM, elfenix said:

This is exactly the type of chick I can envision myself hooking up with.

[Steamboat1874 4153]

22 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

<Ed>Yes!</McMahon>