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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Got that one dude right out of the gate.

The guy with the blue shirt and hat said NOPE! and hauls ass right after the first guy almost landed on him. Gotta be the smartest one in the bunch.

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Posted
17 minutes ago, davidg said:

The guy with the blue shirt and hat said NOPE! and hauls ass right after the first guy almost landed on him. Gotta be the smartest one in the bunch.

dude in the black hoodie almost busts ass trying to turn the corner into the chute only to breathe a sigh of relief until... oh shit, here comes Toro right where I am.

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Life insurance is voided too right?  Just for principle of being an absolute dumbass.

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13 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I don't rodeo, but is this a real thing?  Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?  I can't imagine why people in Owensboro, KY would voluntarily do this.

 

Yeah, I mean what the hell was supposed to happen? Did they think something would have worked out differently? 

It’s been established that you run with the bulls not stand around like soccer players trying to block a free kick

Posted
7 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Was this for a lifetime supply of Oxy?

At least he now has a legitimate reason for a lifetime supply of Oxy. Glass half full I guess.

Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

What’s the difference between that stuff and hydrocodone?

Hydrocodone is the active ingredient in drugs like Norco and Vicodin

Oxycodone is the active ingredient in Percocet and OxyContin

Edited by Cheeseweasel
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Thanks. Our doctors have prescribed the hydrocodone for our post surgical recoveries over the past year. Dunno why because it just constipates both of us, and Tylenol works about as well. Only needed to take a couple out of each bottle. Just a waste, IMO.

How anyone could get addicted to not shitting is very puzzling.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Sister Asshole" was my favorite Night Ranger song.

"You're motorboatin'... be sure not to bite/ Or she''ll put up a fight..."

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Posted
11 minutes ago, woohorn said:
On 2/18/2019 at 3:54 PM, elfenix said:
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What's holy shit about this-pubes?

more 'that's pretty cool' than 'holy shit' but i don't want to start another thread. 

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Posted
22 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

You could put them inside of your prunes and make it a fun treat

Reminds me of an old Carnac:

th?id=OIP.EDio-COrY7pNyrf71S2uAQAAAA&pid Prune Juice and Soy Sauce.......

 

 

 

th?id=OIP.ioBw0GS0XtbV_rBHhnaMvAHaFj&pid .... The Orient Express

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Posted
1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Reminds me of an old Carnac:

th?id=OIP.EDio-COrY7pNyrf71S2uAQAAAA&pid Prune Juice and Soy Sauce.......

 

 

 

th?id=OIP.ioBw0GS0XtbV_rBHhnaMvAHaFj&pid .... The Orient Express

My favorite Carnac response ever.....

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"I hold in my hands the last envelope........

 

"May a weird holy man tape your sister shut."

th?id=OIP.ioBw0GS0XtbV_rBHhnaMvAHaFj&pid

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