Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Chad Fuck 17670]

That's a holy shit right there.  Is he wearing a chute?  Because no telling what cutting him loose did to the integrity of the flying suit.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

12 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's a holy shit right there.  Is he wearing a chute?  Because no telling what cutting him loose did to the integrity of the flying suit.

 

Should have no effect. He'll fly right to the bottom, regardless.

[Chad Fuck 17670]

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Should have no effect. He'll plummet right to the bottom, regardless.

fify.

[Baboontyme 2810]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Holy goose shit.

[Guest]

Can only imagine the laughter and busting a gut that would occur if that happened to one of our co-workers or buddies on the golf course.

 

Why didn't you swing a club at it?

 

Hadn't hit shit all day...

Edited April 24, 2018 by slorch

[crash_davis 23107]

dude had about 12 weapons in his quiver.  i aint running from a fucking bird if i have access to a sand wedge.

[Modessit 5599]

I don't know why grown adults run from birds. Even weaponless, just swing or kick at it. Make contact and that bird will GTFO.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I don't know why grown adults run from birds. Even weaponless, just swing or kick at it. Make contact and that bird will GTFO.

Because it's ill eagle. Obviously you are not versed in Bird Law.

[Brisketexan 105095]

Geese are dicks.

But if you think geese suck...try dealing with a swan.  Mean motherfuckers.

[Netzer 157]

Unharmed.

https://giant.gfycat.com/CloseBrilliantChrysalis.webm

[High Plains Drifter 11035]

Does it make me a bad person if I laugh at dipshits like that?

[honolulu horn 6158]

5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Does it make me a bad person if I laugh at dipshits like that?

No, you're a bad person if you hope he died. Like me.

[smuggs 9353]

Stop, drop, shut em down open up shop!

Oh! No! That’s how the Ruff Ryders roOOOOH FUUUUUCK!!!!!

[davidg 4036]

7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Does it make me a bad person if I laugh at dipshits like that?

My reaction was "What a dumb fuc....   HAHAHAHA!

[davidg 4036]

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's a holy shit right there.  Is he wearing a chute?  Because no telling what cutting him loose did to the integrity of the flying suit.

 

So I guess you are furked if this happens and you are that last guy out the door.  Is there a jumpmaster on the plane that stays behind with the pilot?

[HenryJames 66041]

Didn't stick the landing.

8.4

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

Darwinism at work in front of our eyes.

[Steamboat1874 4056]

Always lulz when they lose a shoe.

[Ojo Rojo 1963]

3 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

I'm sorry, but if a goose attacks me I'm standing my ground.  What are they going to do?  That bill can't do any damage.  They have no spurs or anything.  I'll slap the shit out of a goose that tries any shit with me.

[Chad Fuck 17670]

31 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I'm sorry, but if a goose attacks me I'm standing my ground.  What are they going to do?  That bill can't do any damage.  They have no spurs or anything.  I'll slap the shit out of a goose that tries any shit with me.

You know how I know you've never dealt with a goose?

They'll break your legs with those wings.

Straight gangster shit.

[Born Burnt 6177]

 

[Sbbruin 21842]

I don't think I could ever jump out of a plane.

[AM Wood 335]

Why would people skydive?

[Netzer 157]

 

[Incredulity 11665]

NO GO

 

GO ON

Edited April 24, 2018 by Incredulity

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

38 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't think I could ever jump out of a plane.

 

36 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

Why would people skydive?

I did it a few times to try and overcome my fear of heights.  It was quite a rush, But I'm still afraid of heights.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

Fucking triple post

 

Edited April 24, 2018 by NeverMarryAStripper

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

Apparently there is no way to delete a post here

 

Edited April 24, 2018 by NeverMarryAStripper

[SurlyBDR 22773]

Say it again!

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

48 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

Why would people skydive?

Because ground-diving is just stupid.

[Grimas 669]

6 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Geese are bad but nothing compares to a pissed off swan...

[markstanco 12574]

I did it a few times to try and overcome my fear of heights.  It was quite a rush, But I'm still afraid of heights.

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Try a pissed off half domesticated wild turkey.  I got fucked up by one of those once.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Try a pissed off half domesticated wild turkey.  I got fucked up by one of those once.  

I think just about every Surly poster has been fucked up by Wild Turkey plenty of times.

[wd40 1976]

looks like somebody earned his rubber dogshit permit for Hong Kong, if possibly posthumously.

[Baboontyme 2810]

That's a Canadian geese, too, so I'm pretty sure if the kid fought back or even shot it a dirty look it would have apologized and bought him some poutine and a Labatt. 

[SurlyBDR 22773]

"Holy shit, that's awesome"

Detroit police coordinate truck drivers to prevent suicidal man from jumping off overpass

 

[Horn_Spanker 524]

[fattyflattie 4639]

48 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

That's a Canadian geese, too, so I'm pretty sure if the kid fought back or even shot it a dirty look it would have apologized and bought him some poutine and a Labatt. 

That's a Canada goose. Not a Canadian goose. 

[davidg 4036]

1 hour ago, Horn_Spanker said:

[wd40 1976]

1 hour ago, Horn_Spanker said:

[markstanco 12574]

That's a Canada goose. Not a Canadian goose. 

Its America widgeon, not American.

[Baboontyme 2810]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

That's a Canada goose. Not a Canadian goose. 

Yeah yeah I can never remember what the fuck the Gooses want us to call them. All I know is they shit all over our golf courses and they are hosers. 

[mulletpelini 5210]

how the hell do they know where we're going

[mulletpelini 5210]

3 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Ironically, dude was killed in a head on collision with a semi 5 years later.

[Chad Fuck 17670]

16 hours ago, Netzer said:

 

Backstory.  I was surprised to find that the pilot of the lead plane survived.  

https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=comments&q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-2486272%2F2-planes-collide-mid-air-11-skydivers-survive-Wisconsin-crash.html&redir_token=qKvJl2ven3ikRQHI0Ixaoi1RBsF8MTUyNDc1NTQ5M0AxNTI0NjY5MDkz

[DoobieWah 1435]

On 4/24/2018 at 8:17 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Aw hell no!

[SurlyBDR 22773]

 

12 hours ago, wd40 said:

 

Video is about :50 too long

 

[Netzer 157]

https://giant.gfycat.com/ComplicatedPleasingJuliabutterfly.webm