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Posted
12 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's a holy shit right there.  Is he wearing a chute?  Because no telling what cutting him loose did to the integrity of the flying suit.

 

Should have no effect. He'll fly right to the bottom, regardless.

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Can only imagine the laughter and busting a gut that would occur if that happened to one of our co-workers or buddies on the golf course.

 

Why didn't you swing a club at it?

 

Hadn't hit shit all day...

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I don't know why grown adults run from birds. Even weaponless, just swing or kick at it. Make contact and that bird will GTFO.

Because it's ill eagle. Obviously you are not versed in Bird Law.

Posted
7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Does it make me a bad person if I laugh at dipshits like that?

My reaction was "What a dumb fuc....   HAHAHAHA!

Posted
3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's a holy shit right there.  Is he wearing a chute?  Because no telling what cutting him loose did to the integrity of the flying suit.

 

So I guess you are furked if this happens and you are that last guy out the door.  Is there a jumpmaster on the plane that stays behind with the pilot?

Posted
3 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

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I'm sorry, but if a goose attacks me I'm standing my ground.  What are they going to do?  That bill can't do any damage.  They have no spurs or anything.  I'll slap the shit out of a goose that tries any shit with me.

Posted
31 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I'm sorry, but if a goose attacks me I'm standing my ground.  What are they going to do?  That bill can't do any damage.  They have no spurs or anything.  I'll slap the shit out of a goose that tries any shit with me.

You know how I know you've never dealt with a goose?

They'll break your legs with those wings.

Straight gangster shit.

Posted
38 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't think I could ever jump out of a plane.

 

36 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

Why would people skydive?

I did it a few times to try and overcome my fear of heights.  It was quite a rush, But I'm still afraid of heights.

Posted
48 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

That's a Canadian geese, too, so I'm pretty sure if the kid fought back or even shot it a dirty look it would have apologized and bought him some poutine and a Labatt. 

That's a Canada goose. Not a Canadian goose. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

That's a Canada goose. Not a Canadian goose. 

Yeah yeah I can never remember what the fuck the Gooses want us to call them. All I know is they shit all over our golf courses and they are hosers. 

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