Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[crash_davis 23100]

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

25 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I hate everyone involved with this video. 

best of all...there's not a scratch on his rear bumper.

[woohorn 1131]

I hate everyone involved with this video. 

I know Honda liable, but bmw was probably fucking with Honda before video starts because looks like bmw is brake checking and stopping short.

[mulletpelini 5210]

I had a chase like that once, kids threw a cold water balloon at my windshield on hot day.  They're doing 40, I'm doing 40 in opposite direction plus speed of balloon well over 100 mph impact cold water on hot windshield instant shattered windshield.

Wasn't even sure what happened initially but my friend in passenger seat saw the whole thing and told me to turn around and chase these assholes so I turned around and the chase was on.

Passed multiple police at double speed limit 3 or more times who did absolutely nothing to help.  Knew if I didn't catch the responsible idiots I'd be on the hook for a new windshield. 

Chase lasted well over 30 mins until they finally lost their nerve and pulled over.  My friend jumps out of my car and runs over to their car and reaches into car, grabs keys and throws them as far as he can.

Turns out kid driving was in my K class.  His dad was principal of the middle school I lived near. I Forced him to call his dad and explain what happened, then found his keys and followed him home to talk to his father in person.  His dad paid for windshield, even though the passenger was the one that threw the balloon.

That asshole ended up in prison for insurance fraud a few years later.  Karma bitch.

[Netzer 157]

 

[crash_davis 23100]

and that's how you get a convertible suv.

[blacklab 11926]

what do you want?

Just a little off the top

Say no more 

[CooterBrown 18003]

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

Russia, not even once.

[NorthLoop 14181]

r/fakeasfuck

[Buzzrock 14902]

I don’t understand how you do that the first time. Russians don’t have shit to live for so I guess it makes sense 99% of them are from there.
 

[Buzzrock 14902]

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Ummm where is that dudes parachute?  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

50 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Ummm where is that dudes parachute?  

Parachute pants.

[crash_davis 23100]

 

[crash_davis 23100]

 

[Chad Fuck 17659]

42 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

[crash_davis 23100]

 

Edited March 26, 2019 by crash_davis

[TrashMaster G 17544]

30 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

Faraway?

[markstanco 12571]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Faraway?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/faraway

[Sbbruin 21829]

5 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Did he ded?

[crash_davis 23100]

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Did he ded?

"I'd rather burn in at 200 mph and have some laughs, then to eat it in a car accident, I mean thats a really dumb way to go"

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

 

[Jhawk 1075]

Surprised someone didn't get ventilated there.  You pull that gun you better be ready to die by it.  Good control by the kid.  I probably would have popped a few rounds into the side of the car just to make a statement.  I also probably would have been in jail for doing so.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I probably would have popped a few rounds into the side of the car just to make a statement.  I also probably would have been in jail for doing so.

Totally what I was hoping would happen.

[Agent 13 314]

Four? Dude with hands up the whole time should not count.

[tfoolry 8201]

Best comment:

 

I don’t get why the guy in the red flannel didn’t pull out his cellphone and call the police...or pull out his rape whistle and blow it

[Parliament 14240]

Flannel guy did not acquit himself well.  The rest of those guys did, especially wearing those hipster skinny jeans.  

And don't let that thug swing the gun around.  Grab it FIRST. But that's just me being picky.  Good on them.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

And don't let that thug swing the gun around.  Grab it FIRST. But that's just me being picky.  Good on them.

Yep. Several missed "sweep the leg" moments, too. Getting the thugs on the ground would not have been that difficult, had the response been in any way, shape, or form methodical.

[Kennythetiger 9375]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

Best comment:

 

I don’t get why the guy in the red flannel didn’t pull out his cellphone and call the police...or pull out his rape whistle and blow it

"I have a rape flute."

[Bullneck 19070]

On 3/25/2019 at 3:41 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I hate everyone involved with this video. 

This happened less than half an hour from where I live.  

Jesus, dude, just call your insurance company.  

[Wally Pryor 5261]

It's more lulz than anything.  But it's a lot of lulz, all around.  The joys of Spring breakers and an armed robber at 3:45 in the AM.

https://www.abc15.com/news/crime/spring-breakers-tackle-would-be-robber-at-florida-gas-station-wrestle-away-gun

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

It's more lulz than anything.  But it's a lot of lulz, all around.  The joys of Spring breakers and an armed robber at 3:45 in the AM.

https://www.abc15.com/news/crime/spring-breakers-tackle-would-be-robber-at-florida-gas-station-wrestle-away-gun

You mean the thing posted 6 posts up?

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Yeah, that one. 

[tfoolry 8201]

16 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

"I have a rape flute."

Add a rusty trombone & you’ve got a party. 

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

surprised the thugs just drove off and didn't at least threaten to back over one of them.

[crash_davis 23100]

may be a repost.

 

 

[crash_davis 23100]

 

[Armybrat 40822]

Gottdammitt!

[crash_davis 23100]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

He ded

[crash_davis 23100]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He ded

he should be.  at the end of the vid, you see him pop up and grab the yak.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

Never fear. Rodents to the rescue:

 

[RollLeft 5040]

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Never fear. Rodents to the rescue:

 

I have never, I mean never, liked rodents.  That is until today. You go Gmouse.  

[AM Wood 335]

15 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Never fear. Rodents to the rescue:

 

MSU! MSU! Go Green mother faulkas!

[crash_davis 23100]

tough choice.  bubonic plague or scorpions?

[crash_davis 23100]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Sum Ting Wong

[Don Johnson 4752]

On 3/26/2019 at 3:40 PM, Jhawk said:

Surprised someone didn't get ventilated there.  You pull that gun you better be ready to die by it.  Good control by the kid.  I probably would have popped a few rounds into the side of the car just to make a statement.  I also probably would have been in jail for doing so.

Yep.  I guess the wannabe thief just didn't want to shoot anyone because he could have multiple times in that tussle.  And from the way he backed away from the spring breakers at the end, it sure seemed like he knew the gun was loaded.

[crash_davis 23100]