Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Jhawk 1075]

On 6/13/2019 at 5:01 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

I understand that she's pissed, but the forum is wrong. Parents/Grandparents/Friends are there to celebrate, not listen to some entitled cunt rant.

Well maybe this speech will get the parents/grandparents/friends up in arms about the quality of the staff at the school.  Maybe there are a lot of kids/parents/grandparents/friends who AREN'T at graduation because of how the staff acts.  I'm sure the teacher's union and staff will condemn her speech.  I doubt they'll look in the mirror and condemn themselves.

[Jhawk 1075]

19 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

So if you were a hiring manager and saw Ms. Valedictorian's video, would you be more or less inclined to hire her?

She's not worried about that until after college.  She'll have many more opportunities to fuck things up.  If she gets a degree that means something then she'll probably do great and be a very efficient worker because she knows that she can't let her shit stink or people will be all over her ass.  If she gets a degree in the flute then she is probably just going to be a dumb bitch her whole life.

[McFly 606]

But what about jazz flute?

[Chad Fuck 17659]

2 minutes ago, McFly said:

But what about jazz flute?

She'd better take a side job as a news anchor.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Even skin flute?

[Guest]

21 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

So if you were a hiring manager and saw Ms. Valedictorian's video, would you be more or less inclined to hire her?

Nope.

She’s going t need to be receptive to training and team work.

She just told the world she did everything on her own.

If you cannot collaborate, you had better be able to sell what you alone can achieve.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

19 minutes ago, McFly said:

But what about jazz flute?

[crash_davis 23101]

 

[crash_davis 23101]

imgur

 

[crash_davis 23101]

 

[ABSR 5308]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

Is it bad I am a little disappointed he didn’t fully hit the bicyclist?

[mulletpelini 5210]

shoulda bunny hopped it.

bull dude was either stone cold or stoned.

Edited June 21, 2019 by mulletpelini

[0xdeadbeef 1645]

On 6/18/2019 at 5:05 PM, TonyTexas said:

extra long horn

[HenryJames 66038]

9 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

Me reading Surly game threads.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Houstonians see this all the time, but maybe interesting to others:

 

Edited June 21, 2019 by clapclapclap
Splashdown on the far left at :15

[BonzoMontreaux 1038]

12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

"You scratched my bumper!!!"

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

^ refinery explosion or........Jade's chili? 

[markstanco 12571]

23 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Houstonians see this all the time, but maybe interesting to others:

 

Yea, thats called a Tuesday out on Pasadena Highway.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Houstonians see this all the time, but maybe interesting to others:

 

No word yet on what may have caused that fire. 

Do we need some review of the fire tetrahedron?

[mulletpelini 5210]

gas prices dropping too fast, had to "fix the glitch"

[Kennythetiger 9376]

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Houstonians see this all the time, but maybe interesting to others:

 

Better call in John Wayne and the boys.

[52-80 19147]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No word yet on what may have caused that fire. 

Do we need some review of the fire tetrahedron?

tell me comrade, how can a tetrahedron cause a fire?  YOU CANT, BELIEVE ITS NOT POSSIBLE

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

16 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Car should have sped up to make direct contact.

[ROFL BOX 6647]

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

gas prices dropping too fast, had to "fix the glitch"

[political, political, political] Trump / Iran [/political]

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

This is so NYC. A guy with a gun vs. a guy with a bat and people are just hoping on the subway and taking a seat like it's no big deal. 

 

 

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Love the people "nopeing the fuck" outta there.

[Parliament 14246]

Not much of a cop if he went over 2 minutes without shooting him.  #disappoint

[TonyTexas 10508]

Looks like a video game

[pops 6980]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No word yet on what may have caused that fire. 

Do we need some review of the fire tetrahedron?

Fucking bastard gas. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Not much of a cop if he went over 2 minutes without shooting him.  #disappoint

If he had, everything leading up to that would have been cut from the video. 

Edited June 22, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Looks like a video game

The true spirit of this thread lives!

[ABSR 5308]

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Not much of a cop if he went over 2 minutes without shooting him.  #disappoint

It was probably a forced “retirement”.

[Armybrat 40822]

NYC cops can't hit much of anything in recent decades, as the idiot with the bat probably knew.  But there can be the odd exception now & then.

[Parliament 14246]

[Modessit 5598]

Somebody is fapping to that right now.

[Underdog 28581]

Don’t judge me, bro. 

[Grandioso 2592]

Someone? There are like 10 million japanese dudes fapping to that right now. It has to be the #1 hit on their pornhub.

[freyguy 4264]

I dine in 8 tentacle porn...in all its manifestations.

[Deej 76755]

.

[mulletpelini 5210]

all that painting is missing is the audio from that squid video.

[tfoolry 8202]

I have the weirdest boner now. 

[bamachine 1230]

On 6/18/2019 at 5:05 PM, TonyTexas said:

Alabama Longhorn, just like the Alabama Black Snake, some things are actually bigger here. /s

On 6/17/2019 at 10:14 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

“She looks and sounds like she would be a blast at parties. Clearly she didn't take any speaking classes.“

Her misuse of personal pronouns was uphauling. 

Well, she had an alcoholic English teacher.

[mdmost 43000]

On 6/21/2019 at 5:04 PM, TonyTexas said:

Looks like a video game

[TexasMan 10891]

Not sure if this belongs here but

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

I needed another 15 seconds dammit

[Guest Lobo]

I don't have a photograph for it, just a link.  I know, I know...crappier pitching back then...but still.

In 1922, Ty Cobb lost the AL batting title crown by .019 points.  That's a huge margin between #1 and #2.  But Ty Cobb hit .401.  He still lost out to Sisler, who hit .420,  .019 points ahead.  That's a "holy shit" to me today.  

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Holy Shit that was a long time ago. 

[Armybrat 40822]

Sez who?

[bamachine 1230]

"Their" and why did they stop taking their pants back?

[Armybrat 40822]

Cooties?