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They say when this sort of thing happens your whole life flashes pasteurize.

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Boudreaux was out in the bayou fishing the other day. But he was fishing the old-fashioned Cajun way, with sticks of dynamite.

About the time he was getting ready to light his third stick of dynamite, Thibodeaux, the Game Warden came up in his boat.

"Dammit it, Boudreaux, how many times I gots to told you, you can't use dynomite to fish. It's against de law !"

Boudreaux proceeds to light the fuse, and calmly handing the lit dynamite to Warden Thibodeaux, asks him, "Mais told me, Thib, we gonna talk all day, or we gonna fish ?"

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well if there was ever a time to invade russia...

 

and damn @ that lion video. i know of at least 3 job openings. I know the 3rd person in there is probably someone they hired off the streets. surprised he went into the cage like he did. I probably would've left the guy out to dry and walked

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racing down one of the poshiest streets in london.  this is what hitting $1M GBP of cars looks like.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/05/audi-driver-crashes-1million-worth-supercars-chelsea-10524207/

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The driver hit 11 parked vehicles including a £300,000 McLaren, £100,000 Porsche Cayenne and £200,000 Bentley Bentayga in Moore Street, Chelsea, shortly after midnight. In total he caused £500,000 worth of damage to cars worth £1 million, writing three of them off.

 

Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/05/audi-driver-crashes-1million-worth-supercars-chelsea-10524207/?ito=cbshare

Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/

 

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168722/Base-jumpers-120-metre-death-plunge-parachute-fails-open--SURVIVES-snow-cushions-fall.html

Miraculously, the man survived the fall after the powdery snow cushions his fall.

He was even able to walk again after three months after fracturing his vertebrae, pelvis and legs.

 
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6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168722/Base-jumpers-120-metre-death-plunge-parachute-fails-open--SURVIVES-snow-cushions-fall.html

Miraculously, the man survived the fall after the powdery snow cushions his fall.

He was even able to walk again after three months after fracturing his vertebrae, pelvis and legs.

 

Best live Wile E. Coyote impersonation EVER!

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7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168722/Base-jumpers-120-metre-death-plunge-parachute-fails-open--SURVIVES-snow-cushions-fall.html

Miraculously, the man survived the fall after the powdery snow cushions his fall.

He was even able to walk again after three months after fracturing his vertebrae, pelvis and legs.

 

 

That puff at the end ...

 

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https://www.wanknews.com/2019/08/05/toilet-explodes-after-lightning-strikes-a-port-charlotte-home-septic-tank/

We are getting our look at the damage left behind when a septic tank got hit by lightning, causing a toilet to explode over the weekend.

A significant amount of damage was done to the home, caused in a millisecond, leaving the family no time to react. Marylou Ward, a co-owner of the home, said it was the loudest sound she has heard.

The Sunday morning blast shattered the bathroom toilet into hundreds of pieces.

“It used to be our toilet,” Ward said. “We have nothing now.”

Ward and her husband are not only without a toilet, but the indoor plumbing is destroyed, along with the septic tank.

The odds were not in their favor as a lightning strike, in a chain reaction, led to the septic tank to toilet explosion.

“We come in here and the toilet was laying on the floor,” Ward said. “There’s all pieces everywhere. Pieces everywhere.”

Their plumber said the lightning hit the methane gases from fecal matter built up in the pipes. Ward said she thought the house was on fire.

“We smelled smoke and I looked outside.” Ward said. “It was the smoke from the septic tank that was coming.”

More than 24 hours later, there are still visible damages inside and outside of their Port Charlotte home. The explosion caused their master bedroom window to shatter and the Ward family are still finding pieces of broken yard decorations across the property and in the street.

“It just did all of that damage and exploded things into the road and so on in half a second,” said Charles Allen, the family’s neighbor.

Gratefully, nobody was hurt.

“I’m just glad none of us were on the toilet,” Ward said. “That’s the main thing.”

 

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We are getting our look at the damage left behind when a septic tank got hit by lightning, causing a toilet to explode over the weekend.
A significant amount of damage was done to the home, caused in a millisecond, leaving the family no time to react. Marylou Ward, a co-owner of the home, said it was the loudest sound she has heard.
The Sunday morning blast shattered the bathroom toilet into hundreds of pieces.
“It used to be our toilet,” Ward said. “We have nothing now.”
Ward and her husband are not only without a toilet, but the indoor plumbing is destroyed, along with the septic tank.
The odds were not in their favor as a lightning strike, in a chain reaction, led to the septic tank to toilet explosion.
“We come in here and the toilet was laying on the floor,” Ward said. “There’s all pieces everywhere. Pieces everywhere.”
Their plumber said the lightning hit the methane gases from fecal matter built up in the pipes. Ward said she thought the house was on fire.
“We smelled smoke and I looked outside.” Ward said. “It was the smoke from the septic tank that was coming.”
More than 24 hours later, there are still visible damages inside and outside of their Port Charlotte home. The explosion caused their master bedroom window to shatter and the Ward family are still finding pieces of broken yard decorations across the property and in the street.
“It just did all of that damage and exploded things into the road and so on in half a second,” said Charles Allen, the family’s neighbor.
Gratefully, nobody was hurt.
“I’m just glad none of us were on the toilet,” Ward said. “That’s the main thing.”
 

Likely story. The truth: Taco Bell.
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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168722/Base-jumpers-120-metre-death-plunge-parachute-fails-open--SURVIVES-snow-cushions-fall.html

Miraculously, the man survived the fall after the powdery snow cushions his fall.

He was even able to walk again after three months after fracturing his vertebrae, pelvis and legs.

 

2012 Holy Shit thread says hi. 

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6 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

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Only holy shit to me because when I opened the garage door this morning I didn’t notice it. Then the pilot hit the gas and scared the shit out of me.

I called the city to have it towed. You can’t park on the street like that.

They’re supposed to give you a bottle of champagne 

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5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168722/Base-jumpers-120-metre-death-plunge-parachute-fails-open--SURVIVES-snow-cushions-fall.html

Miraculously, the man survived the fall after the powdery snow cushions his fall.

He was even able to walk again after three months after fracturing his vertebrae, pelvis and legs.

 

Vladamir E. Koyot

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so many questions.  bat guano?  4 days?  upset cave spririts?

https://cne.wtf/2019/08/08/voodoo-magic-cave-man-made-spirits-angry/?fbclid=IwAR1AYupEN7JXehrhPPT9YyW60xYJdr57kStPI9znKhaC96C_yh6G3M_DGps

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Battambang: A man, who was collecting bat guano in Sampov district, fell into a crevice for four days, but did not die and was rescued on August 8, 2019.

However, a local mystic woman claims that the man had fallen into a cave as punishment from an angry caveman spirit. The victim had allegedly removed ancient bones and bracelets from the cave when inside the caverns.

Suspecting that the spirits may be angry, the shaman asked the trapped man’s relatives if they had anything that he had previously brought back from previous forays inside the mountain. The relatives dutifully handed over 10 rings and a small pile of bones.

On receiving the items, the woman then performed a ceremony asking for forgiveness from the restless spirits of the cave, as rescuers worked around her. Finally, after the voodoo, and the intervention of the 711 rescue squad choppered in from Phnom Penh, the trapped man was finally freed and sent to hospital in Battambang. KBN

 

 

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