Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[mulletpelini 5210]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Those aren't bees. Just sayin'.

 

Fuck yellowjackets.

[mulletpelini 5210]

[HenryJames 66031]

 

[miguelito 11250]

Sorry I'm late for work, there was a king cobra in my ride.

[ABSR 5308]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

It’s his bike now.  Just walk away.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

 

Nobody rides this horse but me!

[General Specific 3250]

Those aren't bees. Just sayin'.
 
Fuck yellowjackets.

Nuke it from space, it’s the only way to be sure!

[Loose Stool 112]

On 8/7/2019 at 8:37 AM, crash_davis said:

this is what love looks like

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I'm going to need her name and phone number (asking for a friend.)

[Parliament 14224]

[Parliament 14224]

[Deej 76748]

Big bowl of nope.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9684652/banana-spider-web-bat-texas/

[NWBuck 8551]

35 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.

(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Holy fucking shit.

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Big bowl of nope.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9684652/banana-spider-web-bat-texas/

Meh. Normal sized banana spider. North American bats are tiny.  Used to feed the ones in my backyard by throwing moths onto their webs. 

Also:

Edited August 11, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Deej 76748]

Still nightmare fuel.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.
(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

Swimming in a south American river? How smashed were you? I won't even swim in a Florida lake

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Piranha attacks are extremely rare, and usually very minor when they do occur.

It's the tiny catfish that swims up your urethra that ought to keep you the fuck out of South American rivers.

[mulletpelini 5210]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

2 hours ago, NWBuck said:

CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.
(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

Swimming in a south American river? How smashed were you? I won't even swim in a Florida lake

Florida Lake? I wouldn't swim in a Florida pool

[NorthLoop 14180]

Just don't go to Florida. 

[NWBuck 8551]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

2 hours ago, NWBuck said:

CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.
(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

Swimming in a south American river? How smashed were you? I won't even swim in a Florida lake

It was hot as balls and we were on one of those college work/missions trips. It was a welcomed relief, even if Murph didn't come back with all of his limbs.

[General Specific 3250]

Big bowl of nope.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9684652/banana-spider-web-bat-texas/

Kill it with fire. FIRE!!!

[Homesickhorn 2202]

It was hot as balls and we were on one of those college work/missions trips. It was a welcomed relief, even if Murph didn't come back with all of his limbs.

Good thing you were on a mission trip, and God blocked your dick-holes from the Candiru.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

6 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Good thing you were on a mission trip, and God blocked your dick-holes from the Candiru.

[GottaB 594]

Piranha attacks are extremely rare, and usually very minor when they do occur.
It's the tiny catfish that swims up your urethra that ought to keep you the fuck out of South American rivers.

Nu uh. Not in this pintu

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Good thing you were on a mission trip, and God blocked your dick-holes from the Candiru.

had to look up candiru fish. Thanks for the nightmare fuel you jerk

 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

18 hours ago, Deej said:

Big bowl of nope.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9684652/banana-spider-web-bat-texas/

I like'em.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

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[Hornius Emeritus 12448]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

had to look up candiru fish. Thanks for the nightmare fuel you jerk

 

That's why I wear a urethra plug when I swim in South American rivers.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

30 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

That's why I wear a urethra plug when I swim in South American rivers.

Hmm, maybe that would be more comfortable than the big binder clip I usually wear.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.

 

[Brisketexan 105037]

Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.

 

Rumor is you like to swim with a buddy and use a blood knot (still, tough to do when one of you is just a tag end).

[Steel Shank 9421]

42 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.

 

Sheep shank for Steel Shank.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Rumor is you like to swim with a buddy and use a blood knot (still, tough to do when one of you is just a tag end).

Damnit, does your wife tell you EVERYTHING?

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

I do a figure 8 on a bight with an overhand safety knot, that way I can use the bight to clip my keys caribiner onto. 

[luke duke 6412]

I prefer the globe knot. That way it doesn't hang past my knees and get the fish all excited.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Well, that and it won’t easily pop back out of your ass, if you put it there.  For safety.  

[mulletpelini 5210]

On 8/10/2019 at 6:05 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Do they get taught in school how to catch Cobras?  Everytime one of these is on camera, the snake gets caught.

[PRONG HORN 3128]

Jim Belushi is a farmer now.  

 

 

 

[Steel Shank 9421]

Cool.

Hook 'Em!

[Incredulity 11643]

Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it Chief?

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

55 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it Chief?

I don’t think a bowline is the right choice for the situation 

[TexLonghorn 5660]

Do want:

 

[mulletpelini 5210]

 

 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

40 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

I would seriously just drive that around all goddamn day and parallel park in impossible places just to watch people lose their fucking minds.

 

[Modessit 5598]

Used to have a Fiat X1/9 when I was about 22. Would take it to 6th and look for small parking spots in front of a club. Would pull in the front and my friend and I would get out and pick up the back end and swing it into the spot. People would point and say, "Those guys just picked up that car!"

 

/csb

 

 

[smuggs 9350]

13 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

 

[luke duke 6412]

Used to have a Fiat X1/9 when I was about 22. Would take it to 4th and look for small parking spots in front of a Oil Can Harry’s. Would pull in the front and my boyfriend and I would get out and pick up the back end and swing it into the spot. People would point and say, "Those guys just picked up that car!"
 
/csb
 
 

FIFY
NTTAWWT

['stache 21788]

19 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

Do want:

 

Yet my human son still can't figure out "red light, green light" at Lil' Kickers soccer.

[BigDHornfan 6545]

16 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

My wife would still fuck it up.