Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[idigTexas 2257]

19 hours ago, Stros said:

Maryland cop kills groundhog for blocking traffic

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/121395&no_hls=true

 

What a dick

Was the groundhog driving angry?

[SquishMitten 10368]

How did that groundhog situation even begin? And more importantly, how does that stop traffic? Just run the bitch over. 

In any case, surely it was rabid. Wild animals don't tend to act like that. If it were a normal critter, I don't think the cop would've been so hesitant to approach it. And the mercy-kill shot makes me think he's a hunter, not some pussy whose afraid to get near an oversized squirrel.

[SurlyBDR 22353]

 

[Chad Fuck 17274]

50 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

That dude should take up bowling.

[Washpark 176]

On 5/8/2018 at 3:54 PM, Stros said:

Maryland cop kills groundhog for blocking traffic

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/121395&no_hls=true

 

What a dick

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149674/its-coming-right-for-us

[DigglerontheHoof 20456]

They might want to rethink that moto-x track layout.

[PvilleStang 2805]

Agreed, needs more trees.

[Jhawk 1075]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

That dude should take up bowling.

Except his entire right side of his body no longer moves.

[frog 30]

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Don't know if it was intentional, but the banner ad when i watched this video was "Head into Spring in style." Advertisers FTW. 

[Chad Fuck 17274]

38 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

Except his entire right side of his body no longer moves.

Perfect.  He can be a pin.

[SHOOTER12 8766]

On 5/9/2018 at 11:49 AM, idigTexas said:

Was the groundhog driving angry?

Seems more like a roadhog to me.

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

That rabid groundhog wouldn't have lasted that long if it wasn't on a public thoroughfare.  It got what it had coming.

Edited May 10, 2018 by ImissWallyPryor

[GSU&UT 1798]

Could almost use its own thread, but fucking parents of the year right here. Cheetah's are still big enough to fuck you up man,

 

 

[686 3371]

12 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

Could almost use its own thread, but fucking parents of the year right here. Cheetah's are still big enough to fuck you up man,

The dude running to the car leaving the lady holding the kid on her own is fucking shameful. Dude needs to look in the mirror and evaluate his priorities.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8781]

28 minutes ago, 686 said:

The dude running to the car leaving the lady holding the kid on her own is fucking shameful. Dude needs to look in the mirror and evaluate his priorities.

 

[Baboontyme 2669]

What in the absolute fuck? Back story?

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

My money is that they saw a cheetah kitten and got out to pet it only for mom and dad to come running.  

[davidg 4015]

Cheetahs are the Carl Lewis of the cat world.

Edited May 11, 2018 by davidg

[686 3371]

2 minutes ago, davidg said:

Cheetahs are the Carl Lewis of the cat world.

Fast, but can't carry a tune?

[chesthair 231]

22 minutes ago, davidg said:

Cheetahs are the Carl Lewis of the cat world.

Cheetahs suck dick?

[Chad Fuck 17274]

Reminds me of all the loonies trying to take selfies with bison at Yellowstone.

[Baboontyme 2669]

Found it. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/11/cheetahs-chase-french-family-leave-car-safari/

[Buck Strickland 380]

Him being French explains a lot.

[davidg 4015]

1 hour ago, chesthair said:

Cheetahs suck dick?

 

1 hour ago, 686 said:

Fast, but can't carry a tune?

 

1 hour ago, chesthair said:

Cheetahs suck dick?

Fast but kind of prissy, special might be the word I'm looking for.

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

1 minute ago, Buck Strickland said:

Him being French explains a lot.

well- it helps explain them being able to retreat and run away, but not too sure how it explains the rest of the idiocy

[Steamboat1874 4008]

That chick carrying the kid had brass balls.....no brains but brass balls.

Cheetahs will chase anything that runs and she not only did not run but looked as though she was talking them down.

[Degenerate Gardner 4057]

5 hours ago, davidg said:

Cheetahs are the Carl Lewis of the cat world.

More like Lance Armstrong.

[jimmyjazz 45059]

Cheetahs are uniballed post-cancerous lying pieces of hyperathletic shit?

[BearMace 2172]

I wonder if the cheetahs would have been more likely to attack the dude if he'd stepped between the lady carrying a baby. Might be lucky he was French.

[Guest]

9 hours ago, 686 said:

The dude running to the car leaving the lady holding the kid on her own is fucking shameful. Dude needs to look in the mirror and evaluate his priorities.

Who the fuck would have driven them home?

[Degenerate Gardner 4057]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Cheetahs are uniballed post-cancerous lying pieces of hyperathletic shit?

If you can think of a bigger cheetah than Lance, I'd like to hear it.

(I may even neg rep myself for that one)

Edited May 12, 2018 by Degenerate Gardner

[NorthLoop 13910]

The driver of the car filming was pretty pathetic as well.. at least drive up and start honking or some shit. 

[Agent 13 314]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

The driver of the car filming was pretty pathetic as well.. at least drive up and start honking or some shit. 

Maybe he was thinking that they deserved to die.  And rightfully so. 

[Bigbend1812 12864]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

The driver of the car filming was pretty pathetic as well.. at least drive up and start honking or some shit. 

Nah man gotta get that world star video.

[Horn_Spanker 520]

Air mail?

[tfoolry 8147]

Air mail for who?

[Modessit 5582]

Apparently their Hogwarts letter just showed up.

[Guest]

If you had a trained owl, you could fuck with people...

 

Hard.

 

They are some magnificent creatures and highly underrated hunters.

[Wiler77 1539]

Wrong fucking thread.  LOL thread is -------> that way

[mulletpelini 5206]

On 5/11/2018 at 2:00 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

That chick carrying the kid had brass balls.....no brains but brass balls.

Cheetahs will chase anything that runs and she not only did not run but looked as though she was talking them down.

so pussy is defeated or undefeated?

[Horn_Spanker 520]

[Loco 3752]

I have seen that before...  we had a coral snake in our telecom server rack...  One of our dip shit devs loved snakes so he got it out and I have no idea after that...  our main server room was much more secure and colder...so no snek issues

Edited May 13, 2018 by Loco

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

If I find a snake in a rack the snake can keep it. After all it probably knows python.

Ill be over here if you need me.

Edited May 13, 2018 by HornsOverIthaca

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

If I find a snake in the rack, it'd better be a tattoo, and her rack better be worthy of such art.

[Horn_Spanker 520]

[mchookem 15440]

some kind of pastry with honey AND bees?

[BlueGreySky 976]

beads?!?

[OWLVIS 557]

On 5/12/2018 at 7:08 PM, slorch said:

If you had a trained owl, you could fuck with people...

 

Hard.

 

They are some magnificent creatures and highly underrated hunters.

I cant be tamed

 

[orange mocha 6]

Motherhood    

[mulletpelini 5206]

I didn't see the snek at first, thought we were laughing at the modular extension plug in the top right port