Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Iceman 2690]

so are the kayakers the cyclist of the bay?

 

I was taught to control your own craft and don't fucking hit things.  Doesn't seem like the fisherman in the kayak was in the wrong.   Other folks full douchy.

Edited September 4, 2019 by Iceman

[crash_davis 23096]

6 minutes ago, Iceman said:

so are the kayakers the cyclist of the bay?

 

I was taught to control your own craft and don't fucking hit things.  Doesn't seem like the fisherman was in the wrong.   Other folks full douchy.

boat captain was a complete moron.  he needs to aware of where he's going and what's around him at all times.  you'll see in the vid that none of the 3 in the boat were watching where they were going.  

 

https://www.formulaboats.com/blog/boating-right-of-way-rules/#/4-A-Vessel-Under-Sail-or-Not-Under-Power

4. A VESSEL UNDER SAIL OR NOT UNDER POWER

A vessel under sail as well as other watercraft that are not powered, — such as canoes, kayaks, paddleboards, etc. — have the right of way over powered-vessels.

[Iceman 2690]

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

boat captain was a complete moron.  he needs to aware of where he's going and what's around him at all times.  you'll see in the vid that none of the 3 in the boat were watching where they were going.  

 

https://www.formulaboats.com/blog/boating-right-of-way-rules/#/4-A-Vessel-Under-Sail-or-Not-Under-Power

4. A VESSEL UNDER SAIL OR NOT UNDER POWER

A vessel under sail as well as other watercraft that are not powered, — such as canoes, kayaks, paddleboards, etc. — have the right of way over powered-vessels.

agreed.  I edited my post to clarify.

Edited September 4, 2019 by Iceman

[Wally Fairway 5539]

[davidg 4036]

5 hours ago, Iceman said:

so are the kayakers the cyclist of the bay

Kinda, and this is coming from a guy with 4 kayaks in his backyard.

 

And fuck that guy driving that boat with a spiny sea urchin.  My biggest fear paddling in saltwater is getting run over in a back lake somewhere.

[futureman 22443]

12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

start at 6:53

ah.  cool vid, great fish in the end.  do you know where that is?  I assume west coast?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

16 hours ago, davidg said:

Kinda, and this is coming from a guy with 4 kayaks in his backyard.

 

And fuck that guy driving that boat with a spiny sea urchin.  My biggest fear paddling in saltwater is getting run over in a back lake somewhere.

If you got run over in a back lake, it would most likely be by an air boat.  Any prop boat running in a skinny back lake without looking where he's going is likely to fuck something up on his own before hitting you. 

[crash_davis 23096]

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

something, something... air boat. 

[Reagan1k 3024]

Airboats out on the bays are the trucknut adorned, lifted, diesel smoke stack out the bed, trucks of the water.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

15 minutes ago, Reagan1k said:

Airboats out on the bays are the trucknut adorned, lifted, diesel smoke stack out the bed, trucks of the water.

I might build me a diesel airboat just for shits and grins.  Rolling coal and barely moving because of the low rpm. 

[davidg 4036]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I might build me a diesel airboat just for shits and grins.  Rolling coal and barely moving because of the low rpm. 

I piss on your diesel powered airboat

 

 

[Jhawkmvp 1489]

On 8/31/2019 at 12:04 PM, DoobieWah said:

One Friday night a few years ago, I got on the subway in South Korea, sat down and looked across the isle at the seats on the other side of the train facing me. Right across from me is a 50-something dude drunk off his ass. His dentures are sitting on his piss covered crotch. As I am getting off the train at my stop, I take one last look at him and he is popping his dentures back in his mouth. 

[luke duke 6412]

looked across the isle

You must have pretty good eyesight.

[You don't know me 1161]

48 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

You must have pretty good eyesight.

Well, plus it's a peninsula, not an isle.

[Buzzrock 14902]

[MissingInAction 25005]

 

[Iceman 2690]

Bull's name is Tyler Rose?

 

[miguelito 11254]

That's Looney Tunes-esque how just the little beret is left spinning in the dust.

[Armybrat 40822]

Saw more than one matador get tossed like a salad in the Monterrey ring.

[NaTeWHO 852]

Wrong thread.

Edited September 8, 2019 by NaTeWHO

[futureman 22443]

[Wiler77 1566]

On 9/6/2019 at 8:57 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

[Guest Lobo]

On 9/6/2019 at 8:57 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

Toro: "A lot of the other bulls ask me if we should run out at full speed and just barrel through the Matador, sending him barreling backwards to his demise?  And I have to tell them no...we have to build to that." 

Edited September 8, 2019 by Lobo

[TrashMaster G 17541]

On 8/29/2019 at 4:41 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

So many red X's....

Bevojoe is the king of the red Xs

[Modessit 5598]

Bevojoe is the king of the red Xs

That's because he's a dumbass trying to link to pics on hornsfans that are hosted elsewhere. I thought about correcting the links but only one of them was barely Holy Shit worthy.

[nnm 36340]

On 8/28/2019 at 11:34 AM, Sbbruin said:

There has never been a fatal orca attack on a human in the wild, and only one recorded bite.  But I’d still shit myself.

On the other hand, don’t leave your lady alone with a dolphin. Those marine mammals can do some damage. 

 

[Armybrat 40822]

Attracted by the fishy smell, no doubt.

[Underdog 28545]

Can't say I blame ol' flipper there. 

Edited September 9, 2019 by Underdog

[davidg 4036]

11 hours ago, nnm said:

On the other hand, don’t leave your lady alone with a dolphin. Those marine mammals can do some damage. 

 

When I try to give the ladies hugs like that it usually involves a police car ride and a big bill from my lawyer.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

21 hours ago, Lobo said:

Toro: "A lot of the other bulls ask me if we should run out at full speed and just barrel through the Matador, sending him barreling backwards to his demise?  And I have to tell them no...we have to build to that." 

I think this is a reference to an old deep thought on yodeling.  To which I’ll say I’m impressed you going that deep into the well. 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

On 9/8/2019 at 12:02 AM, Wiler77 said:

 

 

[smuggs 9352]

On 9/6/2019 at 4:57 PM, Buzzrock said:

 

Could have used this motherfucker on 4th and goal.

[Wiler77 1566]

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

LOL.  Bugs Bunny he is not.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

On 9/5/2019 at 2:32 AM, futureman said:

ah.  cool vid, great fish in the end.  do you know where that is?  I assume west coast?

 

Guessing from the number of "dude", "sick", and "bro" uttered (as well as the SF Giants hat) that leads me to believe it was indeed on the West Coast. 

[crash_davis 23096]

 

[futureman 22443]

where was that

[Ghost of LL 15531]

Mexican fireworks-stand explosions are the best.

[bamachine 1230]

Video was the aftermath of a few Surlyasshole's trip to Tijuana.

[Modessit 5598]

Video was the aftermath of a few Surlyasshole's trip to Tijuana.

I think that's when the bartender lit the bartop on fire.

[Homercles 10205]

14 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

[Homercles 10205]

DP

Edited September 10, 2019 by Homercles

[davidg 4036]

16 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

[purplepride95 6890]

Language NSFW and Holyshit!

Edited September 10, 2019 by purplepride95

[crash_davis 23096]

 

already posted with discussion in lol thread

[purplepride95 6890]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

already posted with discussion in lol thread

I went full tard

[crash_davis 23096]

3 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

I went full tard

we all do at some point.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

 

Circular error probability zero. Impact with high-order detonation. Have a nice day.

[futureman 22443]

3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Circular error probability zero. Impact with high-order detonation. Have a nice day.

“take the gloves off.  hurt them.”  that’s what you said. 

[ROFL BOX 6647]

 

[nnm 36340]

3 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

 

Why is the driver of the cam car doing buttoning up his jeans as he walks from his car to the truck?  Freaks me out a little bit to know he’s driving around while shifting his own gears.