Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Driver looks like Mike leach.

How does he not let out a holy shit to himself. Unless he seen that before and its no big deal to him

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

"It's a long story."

That's ok. We have time.

 

[crash_davis 23113]

11 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

 

@ 32 secs, i love how the dude gets out and admires his work.  

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Please ma'am.....continue.  Oh no, I assure you...we have time.  

Let's also give it up for her fucking boss of a husband.  Completely unfazed that his wife is on television, about to go viral, describing the incestuous nature of her family.  Barely noticing how shook up she is, and not at all upset about the fact that somebody he knows tried to light him on fire because his wife won't bang him.  And if a woman that ugly brings out the arson in a man, you know it's because she's fun in the sack...so she's obviously blown the cousin before.  And this guy just stares off at the fire, with a menthol in his left hand and the tall-boy he grabbed out the fridge as he was inhaling fumes in his right hand (just off camera).  Like a fucking boss.  

[crash_davis 23113]

a cousin burning down a house for some incest?  her pussy must have magic unicorn dust sprinkled inside it.

and that's a lot of conviction to get at pussy he's never had, or hasn't he?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

32 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Please ma'am.....continue.  Oh no, I assure you...we have time.  

Let's also give it up for her fucking boss of a husband.  Completely unfazed that his wife is on television, about to go viral, describing the incestuous nature of her family.  Barely noticing how shook up she is, and not at all upset about the fact that somebody he knows tried to light him on fire because his wife won't bang him.  And if a woman that ugly brings out the arson in a man, you know it's because she's fun in the sack...so she's obviously blown the cousin before.  And this guy just stares off at the fire, with a menthol in his left hand and the tall-boy he grabbed out the fridge as he was inhaling fumes in his right hand (just off camera).  Like a fucking boss.  

Wait...that's a man? 

[You don't know me 1161]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

a cousin burning down a house for some incest?  her pussy must have magic unicorn dust sprinkled inside it.

and that's a lot of conviction to get at pussy he's never had, or hasn't he?

Well, the lady does say that the reason that she and her cousin can't be in the incestuous relationship is because she's married, not because it's incestuous.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

Well, the lady does say that the reason that she and her cousin can't be in the incestuous relationship is because she's married, not because it's incestuous.

[Sbbruin 21853]

6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Damn, vid no longer working

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

25 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Damn, vid no longer working

Works fine.

[honolulu horn 6158]

2 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Works fine.

Not if you're the cousin

[crash_davis 23113]

18 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Works fine.

Not if you're the house.

[purplepride95 6890]

7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

[Sbbruin 21853]

59 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Works fine.

Is now. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

On 9/4/2019 at 8:43 PM, davidg said:

Kinda, and this is coming from a guy with 4 kayaks in his backyard.

 

And fuck that guy driving that boat with a spiny sea urchin.  My biggest fear paddling in saltwater is getting run over in a back lake somewhere.

Blending into the sea when you’re 6” above the water is really stupid in my book. 

That is why my kayak was yellow, my PFD bright red, fishing shirts in sherbet colors, and always had a 7’ fishing rod up, in a rod holder, with a neon yellow bandanna tied to the top. 

Not sure any of that would have mattered as it didn’t look like the boaters looked his way at all.  

 

[Kennythetiger 9383]

I even do this with my four-wheelers- I want bright colors so I can look out over the pasture and see where the hired men are when we're gathering cattle.

[Underdog 28634]

18 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Well, the lady does say that the reason that she and her cousin can't be in the incestuous relationship is because she's married, not because it's incestuous.

She from Kentucky?  Asking for a cousin. 

[SurlyBDR 22791]

On 2/10/2019 at 9:42 PM, Shaggy3.0 said:

Da fuqs up with artie’s nose?? Damn man.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[futureman 22463]

hope artie can stay clean.  he looks healthy in that pic. 

[Incredulity 11672]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

hope artie can stay clean.  he looks relatively healthy in that pic. 

Fify.

 

[futureman 22463]

fair enough 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

hope artie can stay clean.  he looks healthy in that pic. 

 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

hope artie can stay clean.  he looks healthy in that pic. 

Google search for "Artie Lange costume" gets this return.

[Chooky 13307]

On 9/10/2019 at 11:23 AM, purplepride95 said:

Language NSFW and Holyshit!

That's uncomfortable on like 9 different levels.  Comedy roasts have jumped the Fonzi and sodomized the shark. 

[Chewbacca 7779]

37 minutes ago, Chooky said:

That's uncomfortable on like 9 different levels.  Comedy roasts have jumped the Fonzi and sodomized the shark. 

Meh.  You know what you're getting into if you agree to go on a Comedy Central Roast.  They are brutal.

[Sbbruin 21853]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Apparently he snorted OxyContin with glass shards in it and that, coupled with years of snorting coke, destroyed his septum and his nose is basically collapsed

[ROFL BOX 6649]

I guess I will be the one to ask; was the glass shard business in there on purpose?  If so, why?

& If not purposefully, then how did they get in there?

#IwillHangUpAndListen

[Chooky 13307]

7 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Meh.  You know what you're getting into if you agree to go on a Comedy Central Roast.  They are brutal.

Of course they're supposed to be brutal. That's not my point. My point is they suck now and are way over produced with hack material written for celebrities who will inevitably suck at delivery. Kaitlyn Jenner's appearance guaranteed it'd be boring. 

[SquishMitten 10408]

3 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I guess I will be the one to ask; was the glass shard business in there on purpose?  If so, why?

& If not purposefully, then how did they get in there?

#IwillHangUpAndListen

I would imagine so. It would help with absorption of the drugs. And it'd get in there by grinding it into a powder.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Apparently he snorted OxyContin with glass shards in it and that, coupled with years of snorting coke, destroyed his septum and his nose is basically collapsed

I’m glad I read this right before I posted, “well, completely caving/closing in his nose is one way to keep him from snorting anything. Medical science is amazing”.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[mulletpelini 5211]

 

On 9/12/2019 at 9:44 AM, SurlyBDR said:

 

Just dust now. (starting at :45)

On 9/12/2019 at 12:12 PM, ROFL BOX said:

I guess I will be the one to ask; was the glass shard business in there on purpose?  If so, why?

& If not purposefully, then how did they get in there?

#IwillHangUpAndListen

If I remember correctly, the whore he sent out to get the coke had a glass cocaine straw and had broken it on the table before he snorted it.  He didn't know the glass was broken mixed in with the coke and snorted it up

[nnm 36405]

https://reddit.app.link/aOf2iN2zYZ

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

On 9/12/2019 at 11:07 AM, Sbbruin said:

Apparently he snorted OxyContin with glass shards in it and that, coupled with years of snorting coke, destroyed his septum and his nose is basically collapsed

I was thinking it was the cocaine addict version of stomach stapling, but this seems like a great way to Tyler Skaggs yourself. 

[jimmyjazz 45955]

Isn't he rich as shit?  Get some plastic surgery, dude.

[SquishMitten 10408]

I would imagine a drug habit severe enough to result in your face collapsing may limit ones ability to remain rich as shit

[HOOKEM4 5037]

I am watching beer league right now so this hits close to home.

[nnm 36405]

On 9/14/2019 at 7:42 AM, nnm said:

https://reddit.app.link/aOf2iN2zYZ

 

[Underdog 28634]

He chose poorly. 

[miguelito 11266]

He took the road less traveled.

 

(stolen from the reddit comments)

[futureman 22463]

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

He took the road less traveled.

 

(stolen from the reddit comments)

and that has made all the difference. 

[RollLeft 5045]

He in fact was not the keymaster!  

[Doc Reeves 6434]

On 9/14/2019 at 2:26 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Isn't he rich as shit?  Get some plastic surgery, dude.

Lolno 

[jimmyjazz 45955]

43 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Lolno 

I don't follow him, thought I had seen something once about his touring $$$.  If that all went up his nose, well, that explains his nose.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't follow him, thought I had seen something once about his touring $$$.  If that all went up his nose, well, that explains his nose.

He’s not necessarily broke, but 

 

How much is Artie Lange Worth?

Artie Lange net worth and salary: Artie Lange is a radio personality, comedian, actor and writer who has a net worth of $500 thousand. When he was on The Howard Stern Show he earned an annual salary of $2 million. At the peak of his career, Artie Lange's net worth topped $6 million. Unfortunately he has spent the majority of that fortune on a drug-fueled lifestyle and legal expenses. Artie Lange was born on October 11, 1967 in Livingston, New Jersey. After briefly attending the Connecticut School of Broadcasting and Seton Hall University, Artie moved back home to become longshoreman. A "connected" friend of his family secured the 22 year old Artie a cushy job that paid $70,000 per year working the docks. Eventually, his interest in stand-up comedy led him to quit the union job to pursue a career in comedy. After performing at clubs around New York, Lange's big break came in 1995 when he landed a coveted spot on the first season of Fox's MADtv. An original cast member, Lange earned $10,000 a week from the show. Every week throughout the two years that Artie appeared on MADtv, he would cash his entire check on Fridays, wire $4000 home to his mother then spend the rest on drugs, alcohol, food and partying. His run with MADtv ended after Artie's drug habit became out of control.

[jimmyjazz 45955]

Ah.  That must be what I had seen.  Being a normal human being, it's difficult for me to wrap my head around the concept of multiple years of salary in excess of $2M and then ending up worth not a lot, but it happens far too often.

[futureman 22463]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ah.  That must be what I had seen.  Being a normal human being, it's difficult for me to wrap my head around the concept of multiple years of salary in excess of $2M and then ending up worth not a lot, but it happens far too often.

you seem to be unfamiliar with humanity. 

[Underdog 28634]

2 fucking million annually from the HSS?  JFC.  

[Doze 1322]