Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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Nice Triple Lindy by the Pro-am car...

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Nice Triple Lindy by the Pro-am car...

[LTbear 4,209]

6 hours ago, futureman said:

I was joking.  but your name checks out. 

Ah. Well, I do what I can. Gotta make sure everyone's bear knowledge is on point. 

[Steamboat1874 4,282]

10 hours ago, LTbear said:

No, just a run of the mill grizzly. Almost assuredly in Yellowstone.

Wait there was a bear in that video?

[Incredulity 11,861]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

He ded

[nnm 37,737]

20 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

That clip, with the thread title, reminds me of the old Carlin bit—something to the effect of “why do people say “shit!” right before an accident?  Because first you say it, then you do it!” 

[nnm 37,737]

 

[BonzoMontreaux 1,137]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent."

[Underdog 29,101]

Knew what was coming and still startled. 

[davidg 4,057]

 

[Armybrat 41,319]

8 hours ago, LTbear said:

Ah. Well, I do what I can. Gotta make sure everyone's bear knowledge is on point. 

Avatar bare knowledge is very much on point.

[crash_davis 23,465]

holy shit. god did not want him kicking that ball.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/hm51s1/russian_goalkeeper_struck_by_lightning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

alexeffulgence

3.1k points·11 hours ago

It was a training for the youth team of FC Znamya Truda on Saturday 4 July. The goalkeeper is a 16 years old guy was struck by lighting. The coach (the guy in blue shirt) was first on the field to provide first-aid. The player is currently in coma, hopefully everything will be ok with him.

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throwawayaccyaboi223

481 points·10 hours ago

Coach provided CPR as well as stated in the audio. That's probably what kept him alive, good job to the coach for reacting so quick and figuring out what to do.

[Steel Shank 9,533]

On 7/2/2020 at 4:14 PM, crash_davis said:

WOOD!

 

Chick making super bad decisions? Wheelhouse.

[HenryJames 67,115]

9 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

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[MissingInAction 25,478]

So potatoes are still alive when we eat them, and if we dont eat them they will burrow into our brains like a scene out of a Japanese tentacle porn.

Fuck 2020.

 

I've got a sack of those evil fucks and they are all going into the crock pot right now.

Edited July 8, 2020 by MissingInAction

[Stella Link 535]

13 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So potatoes are still alive when we eat them, and if we dont eat them they will burrow into our brains like a scene out of a Japanese tentacle porn.

Fuck 2020.

 

I've got a sack of those evil fucks and they are all going into the crock pot right now.

Correct.  If you listen carefully, you can hear them scream when you slice them or drop them in a pot of boiling water or vegetable oil.  

[Incredulity 11,861]

[Underdog 29,101]

Well, shit.  I'll be swearing off spuds now, can't handle the screams and suffering. 

[SquishMitten 10,493]

I like to crush my potatoes, see them mashed before me, and hear the lamentation of the spuds

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Well, shit.  I'll be swearing off spuds now, can't handle the screams and suffering. 

So your not a dick tater?

[crash_davis 23,465]

Fighting with cars never end end well.

https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/hnfo4e/why_i_generally_dont_fight_cars/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

story with no substance.

https://www.10tv.com/article/news/local/columbus-police-investigating-fight-outside-local-kroger-after-videos-circulate-online/530-0b6f7ab3-97a7-46ac-bfae-08b5bc650f83

 

 

[kopp0e 1,135]

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Fighting with cars never end end well.

https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/hnfo4e/why_i_generally_dont_fight_cars/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

story with no substance.

https://www.10tv.com/article/news/local/columbus-police-investigating-fight-outside-local-kroger-after-videos-circulate-online/530-0b6f7ab3-97a7-46ac-bfae-08b5bc650f83

 

 

I quoted, due to this really being a "crash_davis" kinda story, (in name at least):

 

[Armybrat 41,319]

33 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I like to crush my potatoes, see them mashed before me, and hear the lamentation of the spuds

Username & all that.

[crash_davis 23,465]

3 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

I quoted, due to this really being a "crash_davis" kinda story, (in name at least):

 

In a few years, we'll be hearing stories of their across the nation Bonnie and Clyde crime spree.

The great lord works in mysterious ways!

[ROFL BOX 6,654]

Re: parking lot fight, car slams guy, etc.

Why the fuck do people who are recording fights all insist on watching with their eyes vs. looking through the phone, i.e. what the camera sees?

70% or more of these vids are barely catching the action.

& Don't even get me started on landscape vs. portrait.

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[MissingInAction 25,478]

They have potatoes in their brains! That's why!

[TrashMaster G 18,030]

13 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Re: parking lot fight, car slams guy, etc.

Why the fuck do people who are recording fights all insist on watching with their eyes vs. looking through the phone, i.e. what the camera sees?

70% or more of these vids are barely catching the action.

& Don't even get me started on landscape vs. portrait.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
 

70% or more.of people are dumb.

[crash_davis 23,465]

wtf. this is like some rat version of alien, zombie horror movie.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hmv4g6/this_is_a_scene_straight_out_of_a_horror_movie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23,465]

lulz. got damn.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hmuf5u/woah_shit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23,465]

watch video first.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hngqml/and_suddenly/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Spoiler

supposedly it was a mannequin. 

 

[crash_davis 23,465]

 

[crash_davis 23,465]

 

[futureman 22,664]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Fighting with cars never end end well.

https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/hnfo4e/why_i_generally_dont_fight_cars/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

 

[nnm 37,737]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Fighting with cars never end end well.

https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/hnfo4e/why_i_generally_dont_fight_cars/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

story with no substance.

https://www.10tv.com/article/news/local/columbus-police-investigating-fight-outside-local-kroger-after-videos-circulate-online/530-0b6f7ab3-97a7-46ac-bfae-08b5bc650f83

 

 

(Related to the last sentence in the linked story)

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Don't even get me started on landscape vs. portrait.

[ROFL BOX 6,654]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

AllState / State Farm called it "incidental / consequential" & can be repaired for less than the deductible.  Nothing paid, goombye.

[markstanco 12,773]

20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So potatoes are still alive when we eat them, and if we dont eat them they will burrow into our brains like a scene out of a Japanese tentacle porn.

Fuck 2020.

 

I've got a sack of those evil fucks and they are all going into the crock pot right now.

So many other good uses though.

(showing my age)

 

[Sbbruin 22,082]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

watch video first.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hngqml/and_suddenly/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

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supposedly it was a mannequin. 

 

Dude how fucked up is that?

[crash_davis 23,465]

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Dude how fucked up is that?

i screamed like a little bitch.

[MissingInAction 25,478]

47 minutes ago, markstanco said:

So many other good uses though.

(showing my age)

 

You knew. Why didn't you say anything?

[crash_davis 23,465]

 

[crash_davis 23,465]

 

[crash_davis 23,465]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/hnp2af/closing_speed_200_miles_an_hour/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[ROFL BOX 6,654]

12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Brings back fond memories of the grape stomp reporter lady.

[elfenix 34,658]

Tapa

[mulletpelini 5,220]

[nnm 37,737]

More “wtf” than “hs,” but there’s no thread for that. 

 

[Hate 20,232]

No way that’s real...I hope.