Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Doc Reeves 6434]

That made my palms sweat

[mchookem 16212]

On 8/28/2020 at 10:57 AM, crash_davis said:

open water swimming sounds like a great idea. 

CGC Kimball

 

i have so many questions...

these people don't appear to be snorkeling or diving, they are just swimming? is this normal on cruise ships, they just let you jump in the ocean wherever? what kind of cruise ship is this anyway? how can none of them be wearing life jackets out in the middle of the ocean?? is shooting into the water SOP? 

 

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Maybe. I know the Brazilian "moto-boys" drive like this thru Sao Paulo. One of the craziest things I've ever seen.

Most of northern S America Mopeds drives like this as well. In Colombia people in cars don’t use blinkers they just tap and nudge you with their cars. 

[crash_davis 23084]

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

i have so many questions...

these people don't appear to be snorkeling or diving, they are just swimming? is this normal on cruise ships, they just let you jump in the ocean wherever? what kind of cruise ship is this anyway? how can none of them be wearing life jackets out in the middle of the ocean?? is shooting into the water SOP? 

 

 

coast guard.

[mchookem 16212]

ahhh...so both boats are USCG? that makes more sense, and explains why they don't have life jackets. 

the giant inflatable swan threw me off

[Buzzrock 14871]

You live in your car? Sorry man.

You can live in your car but you can’t drive your house. Always spend more on your car than your house.

-Wayne Gretzky

— Buzzrock

[Wally Fairway 5522]

 

[miguelito 11218]

[BonzoMontreaux 1033]

On 8/31/2020 at 1:04 PM, nnm said:

India?

I am guessing yes based on the green and yellow 3 "autos".  The lack of separation and space consideration and constant honking gives me flashbacks of being in Bangalore.  I don't recall seeing any cars like that in South America (Bolivia not Brazil).

[Sbbruin 21728]

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

According to LiveLeak:

As the driver of the truck tries to ease under power lines, he is unaware the truck has already made contact and the back wheels are arching to ground.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Yeah, if you ever run over a power line, stay in your vehicle.

[futureman 22415]

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yeah, if you ever run over a power line, stay in your vehicle.

or jump out like the second guy. 

[Kennythetiger 9334]

The second mouse always gets the cheese.

[Guest Lobo]

I thought the second mouse fell into the bucket of cream?  

[nnm 36091]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I thought the second mouse fell into the bucket of cream?  

No, he ran after the farmer’s wife and got his tail cut off. 

[Longboard Horn 40141]

 

[Longboard Horn 40141]

[Incredulity 11565]

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

[ABSR 5289]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I think they are going to go winless this season.

[markstanco 12505]

Per Vegas, they may not lose

[Bullneck 18987]

On 8/31/2020 at 2:04 PM, nnm said:

India?

Wherever they are I'm sure the EMS services and hospitals are top notch.

[TrashMaster G 17388]

23 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

New Jersey's?

Jfc.

[Underdog 28455]

Get a rope. 

[tfoolry 8179]

 

 

[MissingInAction 24815]

 

 

[futureman 22415]

nope.  

[Bigbend1812 12887]

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

I’m sorry i couldn’t hear you over that camel toe. 

[futureman 22415]

25 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

camel toe. 

whoa

[Guest Lobo]

4 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I’m sorry i couldn’t hear you over that camel toe. 

If the nips can’t open the bottles, her camel toe certainly toe.  
 

since finding out those bottles weren’t even twist-offs, I’m oddly aroused by her.  I’ve always liked a good nipple.

[Horns1 41]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

If the nips can’t open the bottles, her camel toe certainly toe.  
 

since finding out those bottles weren’t even twist-offs, I’m oddly aroused by her.  I’ve always liked a good nipple.

I'm thinking perhaps the cap may have been slightly pre-loosened.....but that's ok, I'll allow it.  That's not really the feature attraction here anyway.

Edited September 6, 2020 by Horns1
spelling error

[futureman 22415]

5 hours ago, Horns1 said:

I'm thinking perhaps the cap may have been slightly pre-loosened

[Guest Lobo]

7 hours ago, Horns1 said:

I'm thinking perhaps the cap may have been slightly pre-loosened.....but that's ok, I'll allow it. 

Good, because by the looks of that vag, the caps ain’t the only thing that’s been pre-loosened.   

[Message Board User 12389]

 

[Braff Zacklin 13417]

I will cheerfully wash that woman's clothes for $10,000/mo.

And while I'm at it, I'll also sign her up for a free gmail account for an extra $20,000/mo.

[futureman 22415]

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

women are such clowns. 

[AUS-97HORN 11674]

I love that she needs more for her monthly clothes allowance ($135k), than she needs for her mortgage OR how much she wants to donate to charity....

I mean... if she wants to donate $125k to charity every month, how about you tone down on your monthly 900k entertainment by 125K?

 

oh yeah, I forgot, she earned that by being married.  And in this woke environment its not cool to talk about why a woman shouldnt get $23M a fucking year because she was married to one of the most influential producer/songwriter/ and headset making men on the planet

[nnm 36091]

 

[GottaB 590]

 

Someone want to share with her how much it costs for a hitman contract.

[52-80 19087]

11 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I will cheerfully wash that woman's clothes for $10,000/mo.

And while I'm at it, I'll also sign her up for a free gmail account for an extra $20,000/mo.

$10,000 cant buy her new clothes every month?

[Bevo&Pevo 5026]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Would.  Why not?  She's already on the counter, wet and juicy, and has on a pair of Chucky's.

[luke duke 6386]

Would.  Why not?  She's already on the counter, wet and juicy, and has on a pair of Chucky's.

I’ve never heard someone refer to testicles as Chucky’s.

[RPM 26223]

35 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

I’ve never heard someone refer to testicles as Chucky’s.

 

[Braff Zacklin 13417]

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

$10,000 cant buy her new clothes every month?

No, no. Pay attention. She needs $135,000 for new clothes every month, and $10,000 to clean them.

But if you ask me, why bother cleaning them? Just wear your Armanis once and throw them away. Problem solved and you've just saved $10,000.

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[Braff Zacklin 13417]

He's lucky he didn't end up doing a very different Christopher Reeve impression.

[RPM 26223]

[Longboard Horn 40141]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11674]

I was rooting for a fucking wipeout.

dont give a fuck if you are a guy or girl-  do stupid shit on a bike to make a video, win stupid prizes. 

[honolulu horn 6157]

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I was rooting for a fucking wipeout.

dont give a fuck if you are a guy or girl-  do stupid shit on a bike to make a video, win stupid prizes. 

Totally agree. I did not say holy shit, I said "meh" while hoping for the holy shit epic wipeout. 

[TrashMaster G 17388]

On 9/7/2020 at 11:56 AM, TexasMan said:

 

Who is Christopher Reeves?