Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[nnm 36098]

54 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

Happy 109 anniversary!

 

 

this paper is from 125 years ago.

Crap. We’re all dead. Well, it was good while it lasted. Sometimes. 

[brakeman 28245]

 

[brakeman 28245]

 

 

sunset on the space station.

 

[brakeman 28245]

 

Edited August 16, 2021 by brakeman
THANKS WINDMILLS!

[brakeman 28245]

 

 

Edited August 16, 2021 by brakeman
he needs more practice?

[brakeman 28245]

 

[Kennythetiger 9334]

I wonder how many times that fucker’s been hit by lightning in its life. 

[smuggs 9342]

42 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

[brakeman 28245]

 

[brakeman 28245]

 

[Parliament 14138]

We'll make great pets...

 

Will we though?

[tfoolry 8179]

Give me my phone  

 

 

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Bitches be crazy.

[tfoolry 8179]

Wonder what her Surly handle is?

[Jerry Callo 8665]

On 8/14/2021 at 8:29 AM, hookemATL said:

Beer between the legs, burner in the tray. Left arm leans on door frame and hand holds the wheel. Right hand available for sips, drags, and ball scratching/road wanks. 

Down Main Street after midnight with a brand new pack of cigs
A fresh one hangin' from her lips and a beer between her legs

[nnm 36098]

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Give me my phone  

 

 

 

 

She seems nice. She’ll make a fine surly ex-wife some day. 

[honolulu horn 6157]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

She seems nice. She’ll make a fine surly ex-wife some day. 

I don't know about crazy. As the parent of a teenager I'm team mom in this vid. Stupid daughter was throwing a hissyfit like a 4 year old and mom was trying to talk some sense into her and walk away. She showed more restraint than I would've -- I would've probably thrown the phone in the fucking sewer. 

[brakeman 28245]

 

[nnm 36098]

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

I don't know about crazy. As the parent of a teenager I'm team mom in this vid. Stupid daughter was throwing a hissyfit like a 4 year old and mom was trying to talk some sense into her and walk away. She showed more restraint than I would've -- I would've probably thrown the phone in the fucking sewer. 

Oh, I’m team mom all the way too. I’m saying the BSC teenager is going to make a fine surly ex-wife someday.
Some surlyite in the future is going to be seduced by the crazy in the teenager in a few years and then will predictably divorce her, giving her everything he owns. 

[brakeman 28245]

WHAT THE FUCK?

 

[Bigbend1812 12889]

7 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Give me my phone  

 

 

 

 

Mom’s regretting that decision she made long ago. 

[Longboard Horn 40143]

This is a beautiful, meticulous Japanese style chest piece. 

[smuggs 9342]

15 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

The limes never leave his right hand until they go under the right bowl. Once at 0:07, under right bowl at 0:10, the pass from left-to-right at 0:11 and under right bowl at 0:16. This guy is aggy Gandalf.

[TrashMaster G 17388]

On 8/15/2021 at 10:31 PM, brakeman said:

 

Seems kinda dumb to ride a steep trail you're unfamiliar with at that speed.

[brakeman 28245]

 

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is a beautiful, meticulous Japanese style chest piece. 

Would be cooler if the beating sun was over his actual heart instead of opposed to it.  

Also, dibs on "Aggy Gandalf" for new name of my College Station improve troupe

[brakeman 28245]

 

[Braff Zacklin 13420]

I wish the whole fucking thing would've fallen on the epileptic holding the camera. Christ.

[ROFL BOX 6647]

Some surlyite in the future is going to be seduced by the crazy in the teenager in a few years and then will predictably divorce her, giving her everything he owns. 

At a minimum, your BBQ pit & motorcycle.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk

[nnm 36098]

12 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

 

 

At a minimum, your BBQ pit & motorcycle.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
 

 

I don’t even have a motorcycle!

😉

[nnm 36098]

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

Hell, my buddies and I would have done that if we found a decrepit building like that. We did plenty of damage to abandoned buildings back in the day. 

[SquishMitten 10401]

 

That’s the easiest one to spot I’ve ever seen

[Smax 3800]

this fred guys twitter is great

 

 

[RPM 26228]

3 hours ago, Smax said:

this fred guys twitter is great

 

 

In less than 10 years she can make a good living doing that.

[Dnaguy 11775]

7 hours ago, RPM said:

In less than 10 years she can make a good living doing that.

10 years?!

 

Do you even human traffic, brah?!

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

19 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I was a passenger on the same road last week. Much sloooower. This hits far from home.

Pastrana has to be nuts. I'm not sure how his big balls don't block his vision.

[Catpfish 618]

There has to be something that shows the road ahead, right?  Some of those corners were blind and I don't see how you could memorize a non-repetitive track that well.  Even rally racers have the navigator in-car calling out corners and severity ahead of time

[SurlyGator 862]

57 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I'm not sure there has ever been a video more appropriate for this thread.  I need a Xanax after watching it!

[Parliament 14138]

32 minutes ago, Catpfish said:

There has to be something that shows the road ahead, right?  Some of those corners were blind and I don't see how you could memorize a non-repetitive track that well.  Even rally racers have the navigator in-car calling out corners and severity ahead of time

I'm guessing he has an electronic map of somekind.  Ride Tom Tom.

[smuggs 9342]

I'm sure he's probably run it a hundred times and has it memorized as well. Exactly how I dominate my children on Wario's Goldmine in Mario Kart.

[nnm 36098]

6 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I'm sure he's probably run it a hundred times and has it memorized as well. Exactly how I dominate my children on Wario's Goldmine in Mario Kart.

Exactly the same. No difference at all. 

[smuggs 9342]

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Exactly the same. No difference at all. 

Minor differences. Pastrana probably can't fire a green shell with the Carlos Hathcock accuracy that I bring to the arena.

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

On 8/18/2021 at 10:43 AM, Longboard Horn said:

This is a beautiful, meticulous Japanese style chest piece. 

Nice underwire.

[brakeman 28245]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

I mean, you wanted a mobile home...

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

I wonder if my double wide is that sea worthy.  Of course, I may be financially challenged, but I'm smart enough to pick a site well above any flood plain.  So I guess I'll never know.

[nnm 36098]

Not really HS, but pretty badass. Go ahead and try it. F around and find out. 

 

[Crapinon 2250]

7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

This one terrifies me more. I can't even imagine what it was like before it was paved all the way to the top. 

 

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Not really HS, but pretty badass. Go ahead and try it. F around and find out. 

 

I'm picturing me trying that later tonight after a few drinks when my wife asks me to put down the drop bar in the back patio door.  

It does not end well.  

 

And holy shit on that driver getting up to top of Pike's Peak in 8 minutes.  I love motorsports, but the folks hanging out on the exterior cliff-sides of the road at the end made me more nervous than his own driving.  There were some hairpins starting around 5:30-7:00 marks that as he's ascending...the end point of the unprotected switch-back is blended into the sky because of the sun's glare.  He has a half dozen of those where you can't make it out (I'm sure it's different in the car rather than the camera lens), but that's insane...he just starts downshifting like, "Yeah, I guess I'll slow into my turn which should be about...I dunno...about here..."  Fucking surreal how good at how he handled every nuance of the road.  That was really cool.  I usually get sweaty palms watching shit like that but it was the machine was eerily calming.  The fucking people on the roadside made me more nervous.

Edited August 20, 2021 by Lobo