Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

On 3/28/2018 at 8:25 AM, SurlyBDR said:

 

That is an impressive number of weapons that were taken out of commission in order to produce a C-130 model.

[jimmyjazz 45,880]

On 3/28/2018 at 3:15 AM, mulletpelini said:

"You'll put your ear out!"

[fuggled 576]

holy fucking shit
 

 
he survived with broken bones and bruises

So, did they find the guy that hit him? I'm assuming this was the States, not Russia.

[baboso 6,054]

It was a chick.  She stayed at the scene.  Yes, 'Mericuh.

[Netzer 157]

 

[nivek3 83]

5 hours ago, Netzer said:

 

[idigTexas 2,284]

On 3/30/2018 at 8:19 AM, SurlyBDR said:

 

Maybe he thought it was an Impala. 

[Parliament 14,233]

So if that cheetah decided to throw down with a full-sized man, how would the fight end?

[Steamboat1874 4,048]

Seriously.

Pussy is undefeated.

[TexasBuckeye 43]

7 hours ago, Netzer said:

 

My wife's brother is dating a woman who is actually more muscular than this "female". She is attractive (and from Brazil) and has a teenage son. I saw them today and I thought of taking a picture as she was in a tank-top but didn't want to offend her. She has won a number of competitions.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

Um, nah.   Even I have a modicum of standards.  That’s a man.

[SurlyBDR 22,764]

45 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So if that cheetah decided to throw down with a full-sized man, how would the fight end?

Full-sized man gets fucked up. 

[686 3,446]

58 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So if that cheetah decided to throw down with a full-sized man, how would the fight end?

I’d wager it would go about like the mountain lion attacks here; if you can keep it off your neck you have a good chance of fighting it off, but yeah, you’re going to get fucked up, might bleed out on the way to get help. 

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[GSU&UT 1,798]

Cheetahs don't typically go after people, they have much smaller mouths than lions and tigers. I'm sure they could fuck you up, but they don't see people as food.

[SurlyBDR 22,764]

Yeah, after some some brief research lol

 

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Edited April 1, 2018 by SurlyBDR

[686 3,446]

That’s apples and oranges though. The Kalahari Bushman is a professional hunter in his element, a tourist from Seattle out for a drive with his guard down is about as far out of it as he could get.

Most of the folks that get fucked up by mountain lions are hikers/joggers/kids playing (i.e. folks with their guard down), not hunters.

[SurlyBDR 22,764]

The question was generalized as a full-sized man. But, the cheetahs won't attack the Bushman but is it because it knows them and how good of hunters they are? Likely not. But they presented themselves as big targets and that the cheetahs were going to have to want the fight to keep their kill. I'd imagine the same would happen for the average Joe... so long as that "average Joe" could act so instinctively badass when encountered in such a situation. 

[Both Tacos 1,806]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

So if that cheetah decided to throw down with a full-sized man, how would the fight end?

You don't have to be fast, just faster than anyone else with you.

[gecko 1,104]

Damn nature you scary...

[next2naus 437]

20 hours ago, Netzer said:

I bet her clit ia huge

 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

WTF. Who thinks of doing that to a cow?

White people

Yeah, after some some brief research lol
 
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That one time pussy was defeated.

[In re UofA 29]

12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Yeah, after some some brief research lol

 

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That video is awesome. 

[SurlyBDR 22,764]

[NorthLoop 14,180]

more like "holy shit, that guy thought it was a good idea to work around heavy machinery with a 2 foot long beard" 

[Mole 4,330]

On 3/31/2018 at 1:58 PM, Netzer said:

 

Paging Thujone. This is your wheelhouse.

[RCRanger03 1,049]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Lost his headphones too lol

[crash_davis 23,096]

god finally sent him a message to stop looking like a fucking idiot.

[crash_davis 23,096]

[NorthLoop 14,180]

Guarantee the car furthest on the left was a dude and the black SUV was a chick. 

[SurlyBDR 22,764]

Holy fucking shit

[Modessit 5,598]

Why were 3 fucking cars going through a red light? Plus the motorcycle.

 

 

[Texas007 195]

8 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Guarantee the car furthest on the left was a dude and the black SUV was a chick. 

Guy on the right is the only one who saw it coming... or is the lucky dumbass who didn't see the light change.

[SurlyBDR 22,764]

9 minutes ago, Texas007 said:

Guy on the right is the only one who saw it coming... or is the lucky dumbass who didn't see the light change.

The only one who did what everyone should be doing which is look at that oncoming cross traffic. Motorcycle looked over at him too, like wtf are you doing sitting there dumbass? Kablam

[honolulu horn 6,158]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Did him and everyone around his smelly-ass shitty beard a favor.

[Laxtonto 12,078]

[Brothahorn 10,087]

[NWBuck 8,552]

5 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

Swiggity sooty,  I'm here for that  booty

[AUS-97HORN 11,756]

10 hours ago, Texas007 said:

Guy on the right is the only one who saw it coming... or is the lucky dumbass who didn't see the light change.

actually, the car on the far left started, and then hit the brakes as well because they saw the car coming, which is why the black SUV was hit first instead of the silver (or white?) car that started on the far left

 

10 hours ago, Modessit said:

Why were 3 fucking cars going through a red light? Plus the motorcycle.

 

 

because they werent?  the light was green for the motorcycle and his crew going straight.   

 

[Kennythetiger 9,374]

8 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

I can respect that.

[Nuge 1,966]

16 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Shouldn't he be crying?

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

7 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Swiggity sooty,  I'm here for that  booty

He was trying to mount that bitch.  

[HenryJames 66,035]

12 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way.

[GoPokes83 2,240]

Yeah, after some some brief research lol
 
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Those guys are dicks! Those cats earned that meal.


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[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Sgt Major Sixta is going to have a shit fit over the lack of grooming standard displayed.

[DoobieWah 1,435]

15 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Dude just gets up and wanders on in to the pub.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

On 3/31/2018 at 9:39 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Yeah, after some some brief research lol

 

(Skip to 1:40ish)

 

 

Video must be a fake.  There is no way in hell those loin cloths could actually cover those dudes gigantic balls. Holy fucking shit! Stealing food from cheetahs?! Got dam.

[Vertigo 20,276]

17 hours ago, Mole said:

Paging Thujone. This is your wheelhouse.

I dig athletic/muscular chicks too, but that is just way beyond. Man's body, man's voice, man's mannerisms with a boob job and long hair. Nope nope nope.

[crash_davis 23,096]

[crash_davis 23,096]

[TrashMaster G 17,541]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Username almost checks out.