Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[SquishMitten 10416]

Hello, and welcome to last year on Surly!

[markstanco 12580]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUxonzEMg5R/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[mulletpelini 5212]

19 hours ago, nnm said:

First one is LOL, but may be staged. Second one is HS, and wtf. 

Lets get a couple '75 Monte Carlos and see him do the same trick

[Sbbruin 21861]

https://fb.watch/8wllSwYz7Y/

[futureman 22490]

On 10/8/2021 at 12:21 PM, markstanco said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUxonzEMg5R/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

haha holy shit

[tfoolry 8219]

 

 

[Hpara759 1780]

Deformed pig

[Guest Lobo]

It kinda looks like Don Huffines.  

[Parliament 14262]

I grew up on a farm.  Not sure the correct term used today, but back then we called them "retarded."  Would never grow up to full sized.  Just eat food and get in the way.  So we...

 

...took them outside and whacked them with a flat bottom shovel.  Gave a young Parliament nightmares.  You grow up fast, when you grow up on a farm.

[nnm 36469]

 

[Steel Shank 9428]

^ Dang!!

[Steel Shank 9428]

^ Dang!!

[RPM 26324]

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

You grow up fast, when you grow up on a farm.

You haven't lived until you are shoulder deep in a cow's twat feeling around for a hoof.

[futureman 22490]

8 hours ago, RPM said:

You haven't lived until you are shoulder deep in a cow's twat feeling around for a hoof.

that’s just tuesday for @Vic Mackey

[Felix 607]

9 hours ago, RPM said:

You haven't lived until you are shoulder deep in a cow's twat feeling around for a hoof.

Thank God all I had to do was crank the come-along once my grandfather got in there and did the dirty work.

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

An old Vet told me that the WD Allis with a hand clutch was the greatest calf puller ever invented. I think he was kidding.

[Parliament 14262]

Wrap the rope around the belt pulley.  Makes sense.

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

That might work too, but that hand clutch makes it real handy to just ease forward a bit.

Nothing worse than pulling a calf that has been dead for a bit. I had to burn a fairly new denim jacket because no amount of washing could get rid of the stink after one of those.

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

22 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Just your everyday Chernobyl swine.

[Underdog 28722]

21 hours ago, Parliament said:

I grew up on a farm.  Not sure the correct term used today, but back then we called them "retarded."  Would never grow up to full sized.  Just eat food and get in the way.  So we...

 

...took them outside and whacked them with a flat bottom shovel.  Gave a young Parliament nightmares.  You grow up fast, when you grow up on a farm.

Bop your baloney?

 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

49 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

 I had to burn a fairly new denim jacket because no amount of washing could get rid of the stink after one of those.

 

 

Apparently you were stylin'.

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

3 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

 

 

Apparently you were stylin'.

I wish. I was so poor I had to wear Saddle Kings shit from Sutherlands.

[Underdog 28722]

[Bevo&Pevo 5207]

17 hours ago, RPM said:

You haven't lived until you are shoulder deep in a cow's twat feeling around for a hoof.

And praying she ain't coming down with scours.

[tfoolry 8219]

 

 

[tfoolry 8219]

 

[HenryJames 66132]

54 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Shit. I posted this on the LOL thread.

[Satoshi 129]

 

[Buzzrock 14926]

I grew up on a farm.  Not sure the correct term used today, but back then we called them "retarded."  Would never grow up to full sized.  Just eat food and get in the way.  So we...
 
...took them outside and whacked them with a flat bottom shovel.  Gave a young Parliament nightmares.  You grow up fast, when you grow up on a farm.

Truth. We usually electrocuted them. For small ones the wall power would suffice. For big ones we had to use an arc welder.

[Buzzrock 14926]

That might work too, but that hand clutch makes it real handy to just ease forward a bit.
Nothing worse than pulling a calf that has been dead for a bit. I had to burn a fairly new denim jacket because no amount of washing could get rid of the stink after one of those.

Damn, you didn’t use those big plastic sleeves?

[brakeman 28377]

32 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

 

 

 

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Damn, you didn’t use those big plastic sleeves?

nope. 1970, bro.

[DigglerontheHoof 21204]

5 hours ago, Satoshi said:

 

If they ever get attacked by an army wielding 2x4s, dude will be invincible.

Not sure how well his technique will work against automatic weapons.

[HenryJames 66132]

[Parliament 14262]

8 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Truth. We usually electrocuted them. For small ones the wall power would suffice. For big ones we had to use an arc welder.

I never heard that one before.

[SHOOTER12 8811]

17 hours ago, Underdog said:

Bop your baloney?

 

~~~Hansen~~~Mmmm Bop

[SHOOTER12 8811]

12 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

What a freaking dumbass.

[Underdog 28722]

On 10/12/2021 at 12:19 AM, RPM said:

You haven't lived until you are shoulder deep in a cow's twat feeling around for a hoof.

That wasn’t in the brochure. 

[Guest Lobo]

9 hours ago, Satoshi said:

 

That awkward moment after you're done laughing at the charming North Korean military, and you realize that most of your buildings are also made from concrete.

[Steamboat1874 4069]

12 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

 

Exactly what I was thinking the whole time.

[Brock Sampson 289]

13 hours ago, Satoshi said:

 

I think these guys came to my middle school...talkin' about how the power of Jesus and waiting until marriage 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

 
 

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[ROFL BOX 6649]

I think these guys came to my middle school...talkin' about how the power of Jesus and waiting until marriage, tellin' me not to cut my hair, etc.

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[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Brock Sampson said:

I think these guys came to my middle school...talkin' about how the power of Jesus and waiting until marriage 

The Benny Hinn Power Team.

"Send us $100 now and these men will rip these large phone books in half to demonstrate the power of the Lord."

That he made so many millions of dollars with that shit should have served as a warning to me about what dumb shit the American people would fall for.   He was just 20 years too early to be President.  

[tfoolry 8219]

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

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[Chris Dishman's Donut 192]

9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 Fuck me, he cleared it!
 

[General Specific 3262]

that’s because you’re a pussy. 

futureman is Kevin?

[Jiggy-Z 3433]

On 10/12/2021 at 10:56 PM, Satoshi said:

 

Great weather, too!!!

 

[burntorangebongos 10747]

Big snek!

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Little gray snakes in yard. Meh.

Snakes transported by heavy earth movers? Nope. Nope. Nope.