Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[RPM 26320]

 

[ABSR 5311]

19 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

So several times crazy man rams your car.  Then jumps out and runs toward you.  A Man would lock the doors and drive away or run over said lunatic.  Women apparently unlock their doors, stay parked and wait to see what he wants??

[Incredulity 11670]

 

[Hate 20108]

The one that stands out to me in that video is him destroying Larry Allen.  That's amazing and did not happen very often at all.

[Incredulity 11670]

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

The one that stands out to me in that video is him destroying Larry Allen.  That's amazing and did not happen very often at all.

Yup, perhaps the best o-lineman of his time.  Tossed like a ragdoll.

[futureman 22457]

12 minutes ago, Hate said:

The one that stands out to me in that video is him destroying Larry Allen.  That's amazing and did not happen very often at all.

 that was when Larry was a rookie. still amazing. Reggie may be the best ever.

https://apnews.com/article/741675c52b1a4d4c43b7c3e86c5b9744

[Kennythetiger 9381]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

 

Newscaster is trying to be Ozzyman 

[Parliament 14258]

3 hours ago, ABSR said:

So several times crazy man rams your car.  Then jumps out and runs toward you.  A Man would lock the doors and drive away or run over said lunatic.  Women apparently unlock their doors, stay parked and wait to see what he wants??

You draw your gat from its holster under the steering column and say, "Fuck around and find out."

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

Like WTF

 

[Kennythetiger 9381]

Shirley she’s at least concussed. Holy shit. 

[Blotto 23500]

The collective "oooooohhh" followed by the solitary "yaaay" at the end cracks me up.

[nnm 36396]

3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Shirley she’s at least concussed. Holy shit. 

Yup. He’s lucky he’s not facing manslaughter charges. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21198]

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

No doubt and what were all the other "grown ups" standing around thinking was going to happen here??

[Storm the Field 5294]

Wait for it....
 

 

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

hey, can i catch a ride with you?

[Droopy 2626]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

The collective "oooooohhh" followed by the solitary "yaaay" at the end cracks me up.

...she woke up! Terry, what the hell was that?!?!

[Buzzrock 14920]

Wait for it....
 
 

Amazing. Sweats dude even shows back up at the end.

[Blotto 23500]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

 

5 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No doubt and what were all the other "grown ups" standing around thinking was going to happen here??

Not familiar with the collective retardation of bills mafia?

 

[RPM 26320]

6 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hey, can i catch a ride with you?

New rideshare demo.

[ztejas 43425]

9 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Wait for it....
 

 

Hahaha that's some GTA shit. 

[Droopy 2626]

17 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

Not familiar with the collective retardation of bills mafia?

 

Daughter: Dad, when you said, "Don't bring home a dipshit.", where you talking about these people?

Me: Yes. That's exactly who I was talking about.

[Guest Lobo]

Is like an Aggie thing where somebody was drunk and accidentally slipped off a tailgate and broke a folding table...and then they all just made it a tradition?  

I don't get why it's a thing for Buffalo Bills.  They're not still moving to Austin, are they?  

[huge 3793]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Is like an Aggie thing where somebody was drunk and accidentally slipped off a tailgate and broke a folding table...and then they all just made it a tradition?  

I don't get why it's a thing for Buffalo Bills.  They're not still moving to Austin, are they?  

not at this time

[ABSR 5311]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is like an Aggie thing where somebody was drunk and accidentally slipped off a tailgate and broke a folding table...and then they all just made it a tradition?  

I don't get why it's a thing for Buffalo Bills.  They're not still moving to Austin, are they?  

I don't think that girl is moving anywhere for a while.

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

20 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I don't think that girl is moving anywhere for a while.

[brakeman 28365]

 

[brakeman 28365]

This is how we know that you live at home with your mother.

[brakeman 28365]

 

My God, It's Full of Stars

[Underdog 28627]

4 hours ago, brakeman said:

This is how we know that you live at home with your mother.

Awesome, would be a cool coaster ride IRL.

[Chooky 13307]

On 11/22/2021 at 9:15 AM, RPM said:

 

I despise police brutality but there should be a window where if you survive a car chase like this you automatically default into the ass kicked zone.  Beat his ass.

[NWBuck 8557]

16 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

This is indescribably awesome... And given that we're on Surly, I kept expecting it to transform into dickbutt, or to have astro-Bert ride Derka across the horizon or something. 

[Bullneck 19087]

22 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Japan has a spacecraft?  I missed that. And they sent it to the moon for some reason?

[ABSR 5311]

15 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

My God, It's Full of Stars

That’s just some dudes granite counter top.

[RPM 26320]

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Japan has a spacecraft?  I missed that. And they sent it to the moon for some reason?

[Brisketexan 105129]

This is how we know that you live at home with your mother.

That….was made by a man who whacks it to Nickelodeon shows.

[Goredho 17405]

On 11/22/2021 at 12:58 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

YOU’VE BEEN HEALED-UH!

[Message Board User 12395]

Fuck around and find out?

 

[RPM 26320]

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Fuck around and find out?

 

Life imitates art?

[Kennythetiger 9381]

What does death by hard labor entail?  

[Buzzrock 14920]

That….was made by a man who whacks it to Nickelodeon shows.

Judgy as hell

[MontereyMX 869]

16 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

What does death by hard labor entail?  

big rocks, heavy hammer, earth facing disk, no water

[SquishMitten 10406]

Fuck around and find out?
 

I guess that’s better than being sentenced to death by hard labor and THEN a firing squad. No wonder their infrastructure is shit. They keep killing the workers before they even get started.

[tfoolry 8212]

 

 

[MissingInAction 25069]

 

 

[SquishMitten 10406]

 
 

I was wondering where my fleshlight went.

[Kennythetiger 9381]

I was wondering where my wife went. 

[Davis Lane 5584]

17 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Is she available for home services?

Asking for my little friend.

[Underdog 28627]

In the field of local live home entertainment, she’s a god.  

[MissingInAction 25069]

Girl I used to date was a horse trainer/caretaker.

She said there's way more horse cock maintenance than anyone would believe. 

Always felt inadequate.