Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

 

[nnm 36,666]

32 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

These guys obviously did not follow basic safety protocols.  For example, I know one simple way to guarantee that one never gets hit while crossing a scree slope. 

Don't climb mountains.  Basic safety 101.  If you follow this simple rule, you will never be killed by a rockslide.  

 

[Sbbruin 21,898]

47 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

Damn, that shit just kept coming.

[Deej 76,946]

On 12/14/2021 at 2:49 PM, honolulu horn said:

Was going to post the same thing. Really incredible, especially given that Pyongyang is a major city with 3 million people in it. There's just absolutely nothing else there. 

What's even more incredible to me is the African continent. Flying at nighttime down the continent you don't see any traces of humanity for long, long periods of time. As in hours. 

 

[tfoolry 8,239]

 

[nnm 36,666]

3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

Freaking roadrunner. Shifty little self-righteous bastard. 

[pantone159 719]

4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Damn, that shit just kept coming.

That is why they call it the 'couloir of death'. I think this is the standard/easiest way up Mont Blanc. Except this is not even to the official starting point yet, you have to cross this thing before the 'real' climb actually starts.

[RPM 26,360]

7 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

Beep, beep motherfucker!

[NWBuck 8,587]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

Freaking roadrunner. Shifty little self-righteous bastard. 

While that may be true, this is more than likely due to terrible quality control on behalf of the Acme corporation.

[TrashMaster G 17,627]

On 12/17/2021 at 2:59 PM, Hook1997 said:

Damn.

JJ Jackson - 62

Martha Quinn - 62

Alan Hunter - 64

Nina Blackwood - 69

Mark Goodman - 69

[RoundRobin 828]

Nm

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Edited December 21, 2021 by RoundRobin

[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

 

[RPM 26,360]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Martha Quinn - 62

Wood still smash

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

21 minutes ago, RPM said:

Wood still smash

*Stuff her muffin

[smuggs 9,353]

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Damn.

JJ Jackson - 62

Martha Quinn - 62

Alan Hunter - 64

Nina Blackwood - 69

Mark Goodman - 69

 

Uh...

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

I saw this while cutting through (just passing through, I promise) the menswear department at WalMart earlier today…

[luke duke 6,414]

I saw this while cutting through (just passing through, I promise) the menswear department at WalMart earlier today…

Did you also buy the red sweatpants?

[crash_davis 23,115]

2 minutes ago, luke duke said:

Did you also buy the red sweatpants?

i think they have a hole in the crotch for easy access. 

[TrashMaster G 17,627]

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

 

Uh...

 

Ok, 62 and dead.

Better?

[MissingInAction 25,204]

4 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

 

I was waiting for a F250 to appear in the fast lane.

[brakeman 28,450]

 

[bluto 4,943]

Meh, set them up on either end of a treadmill and let’s have some real fun

[Bullneck 19,214]

On 12/20/2021 at 6:36 PM, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

Uh, hey man, the helicopter broke down.  It's going to be a month before we can get the replacement part.

[Bullneck 19,214]

28 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

I don't mean to be a dick or nothin' but that 1:12 video could have been a :19 video.

[brakeman 28,450]

I'll tell my editor.

[Bullneck 19,214]

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Damn.

JJ Jackson - 62

Martha Quinn - 62

Alan Hunter - 64

Nina Blackwood - 69

Mark Goodman - 69

Half of these are still working on Sirius radio right now.

[brakeman 28,450]

Make a fist. W/ your other hand put your pointer finger on 1st knuckle of fisted hand Start w/ Jan & recite the months moving your pointer finger & alternating between a knuckle & the space in-between knuckles. Months that fall on a knuckle have 31 days & the spaces have less than 31

easy.

[smuggs 9,353]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Ok, 62 and dead.

Better?

For those contemplating smashing or stuffing muffins, I’d say it’s relevant info.

[brakeman 28,450]

Wait, the earth is not flat. Oh, my…

[Guest Lobo]

What?  How is this still a thing?  Everybody, including the invalid, demented, and criminally insane can all remember the story about February.  All you have to do, as an adult, is remember 4 months have 30 days...April, June, September, and November.  Just that.  Any drunk or heroin addict can remember the February thing.  Just remember those 4 months have 30 days.  That's it.  Everything else is 31.  Out of 12, you just have to remember 1/3rd of the rule.  Just go 1 for 3 in life.  Ain't that hard.  When you get into a jam in late Winter...find somebody on bath salts and ask what's the deal with February this year.  

I watched one of my in-laws recite that month thing in front of my daughter and I was just thinking, "Sweetheart, you don't ever have to be like that.  If you can remember how many hours there are in a day...you can remember the names of the 4 fucking months with 30 days."  And then, as per usual, my wife's sister says, "Well Christmas is on a Saturday this year...hard telling what day it'll be on next year."  FUCKING SUNDAY!  It's a perpetual calendar, it slides one day except on a Leap Year, when it slides 2 days.  I say this politely, and she responds, "Well, you never know.  Just have to wait and see."  

[brakeman 28,450]

[brakeman 28,450]

 

The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken NASA

[brakeman 28,450]

Edited December 22, 2021 by brakeman
The Ring Nebula Hubble

[Hate 20,146]

15 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Wait, the earth is not flat. Oh, my…

I always loved to listen to Carl Sagan speak.  /no homo

[brakeman 28,450]

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

I always loved to listen to Carl Sagan speak.  /no homo

Found this one about 7-8 years ago while home alone for Christmas (before children):  

It was likely posted on the old site.  The video is obviously modifying on existing celestial photography.  But Carl's narrative is all original.  

Don't know why it connects me to the holidays.  I guess because it's the Universe's way of telling us what religion should tell us---for now, for here, for you, for us---we're stuck here.  Make it work.  For Carl. 

[Born Burnt 6,182]

7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

*Stuff her muffin

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

[Bullneck 19,214]

16 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

 

Uh, no.  Try this:

 

[Underdog 28,784]

18 hours ago, Hate said:

I always loved to listen to Carl Sagan speak.  /no homo

But I agree with you, interesting fella to listen too. 

[Underdog 28,784]

18 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken NASA

Any clear photos of Uranus?  

[nnm 36,666]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Any clear photos of Uranus?  

Hope Solo says hi. 

[Guest Lobo]

That's not Uranus in her photos you're looking at...I think.  Her perineum should be nicknamed Rueben.  Because I don't know where the pastrami starts and the corned beef ends.   

[Underdog 28,784]

GDit, I’ll never eat another Rueben sandwich again thanks to that visual.  

[Incredulity 11,683]

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[Incredulity 11,683]

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[Incredulity 11,683]

 

[Incredulity 11,683]

Lower abdomen pains just watching 

https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/qamnyb/a_squirrel_managed_to_get_caught_on_a_fence_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[brakeman 28,450]

"There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known"

-Sagan

[brakeman 28,450]