Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[thunderlounge 7890]

Worst part is knowing from the second the skis fly off, “this ain’t gonna be good,” until you hit.

I’ll take, “Please don’t let me fall and end it,” for $1000, Alex.

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

[TrashMaster G 17577]

8 hours ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Is it ok?

[That Guy 959]

Looks like it needs a little body work. 

[RPM 26327]

That will buff right out...

[Kennythetiger 9409]

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is it ok?

She’s still alive!!!  

[crash_davis 23114]

 

[crash_davis 23114]

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Did I just watch a guy get paralyzed? 

[nnm 36480]

6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Did I just watch a guy get paralyzed? 

 

[MissingInAction 25125]

On 1/14/2022 at 11:41 AM, Jerry Callo said:

That shark was chasing a fish not stalking that fatass wading in the water.  With that being said, if you've swam in the ocean or gulf you likely had a shark much closer to you than you would want.

The LAST time I waded out to the second sand bar in south padre a lage wave formed ahead of me. As it caught the sun light I could see the very large shadow of a shark swimming along the crest. 

I don't even remember swimming back to the beach. It was like I teleported away.

[Bullneck 19185]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

Hey, he finished.  Put that in your next inspirational commercial about "guts" and "grit."

[Trey3216 15350]

32 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The LAST time I waded out to the second sand bar in south padre a lage wave formed ahead of me. As it caught the sun light I could see the very large shadow of a shark swimming along the crest. 

I don't even remember swimming back to the beach. It was like I teleported away.

One of my best friend's dad was out wade-fishing with his buddy near Port A about 10 years back and the guy (my friend's dad's friend) got his leg bit off by a shark right above the knee.  I don't think he made it, but I can't remember.  

[Helobious 9464]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

One of my best friend's dad was out wade-fishing with his buddy near Port A about 10 years back and the guy (my friend's dad's friend) got his leg bit off by a shark right above the knee.  I don't think he made it, but I can't remember.  

There hasn’t been a fatal shark attack in Texas since the 1960s.

[Trey3216 15350]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

There hasn’t been a fatal shark attack in Texas since the 1960s.

Well I guess that's the answer then.  

[crash_davis 23114]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

One of my best friend's dad was out wade-fishing with his buddy near Port A about 10 years back and the guy (my friend's dad's friend) got his leg bit off by a shark right above the knee.  I don't think he made it, but I can't remember.  

which one of these lucky bastards is he?

http://www.sharkattackdata.com/place/united_states_of_america/texas

Edited January 19, 2022 by crash_davis

[brakeman 28393]

 

N44 The Reindeer Nebula

[markstanco 12586]

Well I guess that's the answer then.  

I guess it would be easy to forget if one of your dads friends lived or died way back in 2012.

[brakeman 28393]

 

[brakeman 28393]

A high resolution image of a Solar Eclipse.

Edited January 20, 2022 by brakeman

[brakeman 28393]

What could go wrong?

[NWBuck 8574]

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Somebody must have told it that it was cute. 

[Trey3216 15350]

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

I guess it would be easy to forget if one of your dads friends lived or died way back in 2012.

My friends dad’s friend.  

[thunderlounge 7890]

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

What could go wrong?

French-fried instead of pizza’d. Had a bad time.

 

[Jiggy-Z 3433]

11 hours ago, brakeman said:

What could go wrong?

[AUS-97HORN 11810]

I've posted this lady on the holy shit pages in the past.

lady has a freaking ridic appetite, and a... uh.... large mouth....

 

I cant handle more than 10 plates of conveyor belt sushi at a single sitting.  

 

this girl plows through 100 fucking plates along with a whole huge bowl of Udon soup at 1 fucking sitting.

 

 

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

bukkake board is that way...

[Richard Kimball 1496]

22 hours ago, Helobious said:

There hasn’t been a fatal shark attack in Texas since the 1960s.

I know where this is going. 

[Hate 20128]

10 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

My friends dad’s friend.  

Thanks Simone.

[Pdawg88 1126]

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I've posted this lady on the holy shit pages in the past.

lady has a freaking ridic appetite, and a... uh.... large mouth....

 

I cant handle more than 10 plates of conveyor belt sushi at a single sitting.  

 

this girl plows through 100 fucking plates along with a whole huge bowl of Udon soup at 1 fucking sitting.

 

 

 

I would starve to death wherever she is. 

[NYTransplant 145]

On 1/19/2022 at 3:33 PM, crash_davis said:

which one of these lucky bastards is he?

http://www.sharkattackdata.com/place/united_states_of_america/texas

Anyone else alarmed by the fact that there's a "provoked" category for shark attacks? "Let me poke the bear . . ."

[crash_davis 23114]

4 minutes ago, NYTransplant said:

Anyone else alarmed by the fact that there's a "provoked" category for shark attacks? "Let me poke the bear . . ."

i think that category used to be called "hold my beer"

[davidg 4038]

9 minutes ago, NYTransplant said:

Anyone else alarmed by the fact that there's a "provoked" category for shark attacks? "Let me poke the bear . . ."

Does casting a topwater lure at a shark fall under "provoked" because I'm pretty sure I've done that to almost every one I've seen in the surf or bay.  

[Bullneck 19185]

3 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

I know where this is going. 

I'm digging that jacket.

("Oh, but it looks good on you.")

[brakeman 28393]

This ends poorly.

Also, LOL that reporter.

 

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

 

 

Edited January 21, 2022 by Immaculate Vibes

[nnm 36480]

38 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

 

Tim, shut the f up. 

[Chooky 13317]

7 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

I know where this is going. 

I'm not gonna stand here and watch that Kintner boy go spilling out on the dock. 

[TrashMaster G 17577]

5 hours ago, NYTransplant said:

Anyone else alarmed by the fact that there's a "provoked" category for shark attacks? "Let me poke the bear . . ."

Sharks really don't like to be called assholes.

[Brisketexan 105172]

Sharks really don't like to be called assholes.

[MontereyMX 869]

12 hours ago, brakeman said:

This ends poorly.

Also, LOL that reporter.

 

welp, bet he dont do that no more 

[Pdawg88 1126]

26 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

welp, bet he dont do that no more 

What makes you think that? 

[TrashMaster G 17577]

6 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

welp, bet he dont do that no more 

[gyroprotagonist 2594]

23 hours ago, brakeman said:

This ends poorly.

Also, LOL that reporter.

 

how long before that is in the Xgames or possibly the winter olympics if they use a snowmobile?

[thunderlounge 7890]

Police chase down a fucking mountain?

I’d watch the shit out of that. 

[Davis Lane 5587]

4 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

how long before that is in the Xgames or possibly the winter olympics if they use a snowmobile?

Jackass.

[General Specific 3262]

What makes you think that? 

Because he is spread a little thin theses days, that’s why!

I would use apart, or is it a part, so confusing with this vid…

[Underdog 28753]

On 1/19/2022 at 1:13 PM, crash_davis said:

 

 

... And the agony of defeat.

[Underdog 28753]

13 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

how long before that is in the Xgames or possibly the winter olympics if they use a snowmobile?

 

8 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Jackass.

Be nice.

[Underdog 28753]

On 1/20/2022 at 8:32 PM, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

 

Video needs stomping grapes lady's groans and moans.