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One dude went out to the left, so not dead from blunt force.

Instant hypothermia?

NM.  i read it as they were "killed by ice berg"

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  On 1/26/2022 at 7:50 PM, Ag with kids said:

What fucking plane?  That looks a LOT higher than most commercial flights fly...

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Concorde.

From the sub-tweet:

Think watching this for 74 mins! In 1973, this is what a team of astronomers did on a prototype Concorde by chasing a solar eclipse shadow for 74 mins at twice the speed of the sound!!!

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  On 1/27/2022 at 8:27 AM, RPM said:

False advertising. Chickens don't fly.

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You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

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  On 1/27/2022 at 5:42 PM, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

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What an odd way to choke a chicken.

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  On 1/27/2022 at 5:42 PM, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

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Will the chicken take off if you tie it to a treadmill instead of a truck bumper?

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  On 1/27/2022 at 7:54 PM, Jerry Callo said:

If you watched that and were not doing the fastball / curve ball with your dominant hand like the kids, you need to try again.

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Most on this site are often doing similar movements with their hands. 

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  On 1/27/2022 at 5:42 PM, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

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  On 1/27/2022 at 5:42 PM, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

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It's voila you uncultured monkey.

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