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One dude went out to the left, so not dead from blunt force.

Instant hypothermia?

NM.  i read it as they were "killed by ice berg"

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1 hour ago, Ag with kids said:

What fucking plane?  That looks a LOT higher than most commercial flights fly...

Concorde.

From the sub-tweet:

Think watching this for 74 mins! In 1973, this is what a team of astronomers did on a prototype Concorde by chasing a solar eclipse shadow for 74 mins at twice the speed of the sound!!!

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8 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Well we need to stop cows from drinking champagne.

Does this include sparkling wine, or are you a just a Francowphobe?

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4 hours ago, brakeman said:

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A sandwich that combines a chicken sandwich, a Big Mac and a Filet-o-Fish all on one bun.

Feels painful.

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False advertising. Chickens don't fly.

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5 hours ago, Superhero said:

You're from the future. You tell me.

On 1/26/2022 at 5:28 AM, futureman said:

you think our sun is going supernova in another 500 generations?

Our sun isn't massive enough to supernova, so you're both wrong.

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

False advertising. Chickens don't fly.

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

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30 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

What an odd way to choke a chicken.

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2 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

Will the chicken take off if you tie it to a treadmill instead of a truck bumper?

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

Not really HS, but awesomely cool find. 

 

If you watched that and were not doing the fastball / curve ball with your dominant hand like the kids, you need to try again.

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6 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

If you watched that and were not doing the fastball / curve ball with your dominant hand like the kids, you need to try again.

Most on this site are often doing similar movements with their hands. 

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3 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

You tellin me that you've never flown a chicken? It easy peasy. Tie some light cord, bout 20', loosely around a chickens neck but not so loose it can slip off. Tie the other end to a truck bumper and start driving slowly. The chicken will run and keep up. Keep increasing the speed until the chicken lifts off and wah-lah you're flyin a chicken.Be careful when you turn a corner. It's too easy to tetherball one of them around a power pole. they don't change direction well.

It's voila you uncultured monkey.

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1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

If you watched that and were not doing the fastball / curve ball with your dominant hand like the kids, you need to try again.

Holy Shit, Babe Ruth threw a knuckleball?

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5 hours ago, nnm said:

Not really HS, but awesomely cool find. 

 

Man, I really wanted him to plunk that kid with one those curve balls.  Can you imagine being able to tell the story that Babe Ruth put one in your ribs?

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9 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

 

Our sun isn't massive enough to supernova, so you're both wrong.

Poly-chromatic privileged Little Person inbound.

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