Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

17 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Once you cross the area of high pressure from the bow wave, pressure drops rapidly and boom, you get sucked in.

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

[Parliament 14372]

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Mom?

[nnm 36870]

 

 

[CooterBrown 18089]

Just found out that an acquaintance’s cousin and brother from Austin were in that 50 car pileup. The cousin and her husband were moving to Maine from Austin. The brother and his wife were caravanning up there with them. Both of their cars were totaled.

[Longhornstampede 3192]

9 hours ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/tqy3e0/a_truck_transporting_pigs_to_a_slaughterhouse/

pig transport truck overturns. free bacon for everyone!

Aggy 1: Why are we running? There are plenty for all of us.

Aggy 2: you don't want to get stuck with an ugly one do you?

[Superhero 8891]

On 3/28/2022 at 8:04 PM, brakeman said:

Never seen a woman with such a big pussy.

[brakeman 28510]

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Never seen a woman with such a big pussy.

I'm taken back at least 20 years.

And I quoted myself, "small women big pussy, big woman big pussy".

It's completely true today.

[Superhero 8891]

11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess this goes here. I can't stop watching

 

 

[Superhero 8891]

8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

holy shit. i guess this is why you can't have flash photo.

[futureman 22565]

8 hours ago, brakeman said:

I'm taken back at least 20 years.

And I quoted myself, "small women big pussy, big woman big pussy".

It's completely true today.

no. you just have a small dick. 

[nnm 36870]

 

Reaction of person filming is perfect for the thread.

[futureman 22565]

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Reaction of person filming is perfect for the thread.

had to check if I was in the shart thread… 

[nnm 36870]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

had to check if I was in the shart thread… 

As Cosby said, who cares if you have clean underwear on if you're taken to the hospital. First you say it, then you do it. 

[Nivek 17036]

 

How did they remove the wood and straps after it was lowered and submerged?

[brakeman 28510]

slaves.

[Incredulity 11687]

 

[davidg 4040]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

Now serving fresh sashimi in the aquarium restaurant.

[Steel Shank 9439]

On 3/29/2022 at 12:06 PM, crash_davis said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/tqy3e0/a_truck_transporting_pigs_to_a_slaughterhouse/

pig transport truck overturns. free bacon for everyone!

These people are going hog wild.

[futureman 22565]

I assume flash photography is forbidden in there? this makes me oddly angry. and I eat a lot of tuna. 

[markstanco 12653]

Anybody posted that tuna crashing in to the glass yet? 

[Underdog 28870]

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

[hookemATL 11976]

Perhaps the photoflash and tunacide were coincidental. There is every chance in the world that the tuna was mentally distressed and decided to end its life. Mental health programs for aquarium animals are sorely lacking in this country. 

[crash_davis 23156]

6 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Perhaps the photoflash and tunacide were coincidental. There is every chance in the world that the tuna was mentally distressed and decided to end its life. Mental health programs for aquarium animals are sorely lacking in this country. 

what gets me is that Bruce did not go shark when he smelled that blood. he must really be rehabilitated. Fish are Friends, indeed.

[thunderlounge 8030]

Bullshit. He just didn’t want the video evidence. 

[hookemATL 11976]

43 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

what gets me is that Bruce did not go shark when he smelled that blood. he must really be rehabilitated. Fish are Friends, indeed.

Luckily the remora on his underside is his sponsor, so he was able to push through the urges. Recovery is a miracle!

[Underdog 28870]

Sorry, Charlie? 

 

[brakeman 28510]

Science!

[Zeus 6472]

Ron Jeremy

[brakeman 28510]

 

[LTbear 4172]

10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

What fucking aquarium has a fucking whale shark in it? Because I need to visit. 

[RPM 26428]

9 hours ago, davidg said:

Now serving fresh smashimi in the aquarium restaurant.

fify

[crash_davis 23156]

1 hour ago, LTbear said:

What fucking aquarium has a fucking whale shark in it? Because I need to visit. 

Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta

[nnm 36870]

7 hours ago, brakeman said:

Science!

It is so completely irresponsible to burn hydrocarbons like that. The effect on the climate is catastrophic. We need to transition the sun to clean energy ASAP or we’re all going to die. 

[Guest Lobo]

"We tried to put solar panels on there sir, but they wouldn't take." 

[markstanco 12653]

11 hours ago, Zeus said:

Ron Jeremy

That is not an approved NIOSH fitting of that mask.  

[Gene Parmesan 4023]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

That is not an approved NIOSH fitting of that mask.  

Maybe covid will fight against the hepatitis

[Guadaloopy 11039]

15 hours ago, Underdog said:

Sorry, Charlie? 

 

Not getting enough love.  Well-played.   

[crash_davis 23156]

from reddit:

I'm like 90% sure this was in my area of Florida, that exactly describes my brother's track meet from this past weekend. Guy was just standing around in the middle of the track, got shoved out of the way by the first runner, waited for the runners to come back around and just fuckin hauled off on the runner who pushed him. I think the meet was somewhere near Orlando, but I'm not totally sure because I was at work so didn't go.

My brother says the puncher got cheered on by his team, too. Just a case of ridiculous ego and bad sportsmanship from a group of high schoolers, who could've seen that coming. His school isn't ever going back to that venue.

EDIT: Confirmed, this was the meet he was at. Guy got taken away by several cop cars.

 

https://www.tmz.com/2022/03/30/high-school-runner-sucker-punched-track-during-race/

 

[crash_davis 23156]

i could feel the speed bump

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/tshhk3/man_steals_phone_from_ubers_dashboard_and_gets/

 

[crash_davis 23156]

[tfoolry 8254]

Obligatory 

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Okay, I've said this before.  My vision on screens is weird.  I don't pickup shadows and movement like I do in real life so I'm easily fooled by internet shit.  I admit that.  Part of the reason I still read my news instead of watching it.  

That kid's head thing is fake, right?  I mean, at the end it looks like the faces of one of the robots in the movie "A.I."  That's not real, right?  

[crash_davis 23156]

looks real to me. but i'm old and easily duped.

[Incredulity 11687]

 

[Guadaloopy 11039]

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

I bet Little Jerry could take him.  

[CooterBrown 18089]

I’d totally lay in the middle of the floor at school for when the teacher walks in.

Have a buddy fake punch you in front of a crowd and twist your head all the way around.

So many lulz possibilities.

[futureman 22565]

45 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

that looks like a dog with a glove on its head. 

[gernblansten 3198]

I feel like that chicken was posted a hundred pages back and the same jokes were made and must've seeped into you gents  subconscious.  It reminds me of that time Ziggy was ripped off.  Looks like Ziggy's back at the complaint department.. "The New Yorker is stealing my ideas."

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

I bet Little Jerry could take him.  

TAMALE!

 

[futureman 22565]

24 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

I feel like that chicken was posted a hundred pages back and the same jokes were made and must've seeped into you gents  subconscious.  It reminds me of that time Ziggy was ripped off.  Looks like Ziggy's back at the complaint department.. "The New Yorker is stealing my ideas."

the jokes are probably being made by the same people. also, a chicken like that will instantly spark little jerry references in any legitimate fan of seinfeld.