Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[RPM 26,335]

26 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fuck I counted at least 12 shots

I counted at least 1 badass.

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

If Solozzo had hired green T-shirt instead of his inept clowns we'd have had a different outcome in the Godfather. 

9 shots. 5 hits. Closest of ranges. Pathetic. 

 

[elfenix 34,331]

 

 

 

 

[markstanco 12,586]

2 hours ago, squib said:

 

Cant think of a better use for this gif:

[DigglerontheHoof 21,209]

Play stupid games...

[Parliament 14,282]

 

[smuggs 9,353]

22 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

[Homesickhorn 2,208]

 

The comments are outstanding.

-Please put all of your fucks in the little green bag.
-I don’t have any

-Please don’t make me go get Jimmy, he goes clip to clip.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,882]

goddammit, wrong thread again

Edited May 13, 2022 by Longhorn_Fan68

[brakeman 28,416]

 

[Laxtonto 12,090]

33 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

So is there something wrong with me for expecting a dickbutt there at the very end?

[Born Burnt 6,182]

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

A copy of this famous 1977 film by the Eames couple:

 

[LTbear 4,171]

On 5/11/2022 at 8:39 PM, nnm said:

I think this particular ride may have been posted before, but the POV shot is HS worthy. 

 

Fuck absolutely all of that

[CooterBrown 18,022]

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

On 5/13/2022 at 1:09 PM, Parliament said:

 

What a bad mother

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,919]

Maybe, but I wouldn't drive behind him on the freeway

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

On 5/12/2022 at 2:48 PM, Wally Pryor said:

If Solozzo had hired green T-shirt instead of his inept clowns we'd have had a different outcome in the Godfather. 

Sollozo is known as the Turk.  He’s supposed to be very good with a knife.  But only in matters of business, or of some sort of reasonable complaint, otherwise he brings in green t-shirt guy.  His business is narcotics.  He has the fields in Turkey, where they grow the poppy.

[Superhero 8,833]

On 5/9/2022 at 5:50 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

What are they trying to do at the end? What's with the jar? 

[Superhero 8,833]

On 5/12/2022 at 10:56 AM, squib said:

 

 

On 5/12/2022 at 11:12 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fuck I counted at least 12 shots

Maybe he shoulda robbed a store in CA so he could only get shot 10 times.

[Kennythetiger 9,421]

13 hours ago, Superhero said:

What are they trying to do at the end? What's with the jar? 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,215]

On 5/13/2022 at 8:11 PM, Laxtonto said:

So is there something wrong with me for expecting a dickbutt there at the very end?

Hell, I thought when we went into space I was gonna get to see some alien boobies.  I haz disapoint.

[lilMAC25 3,802]

On 4/25/2022 at 7:12 PM, Modessit said:

That lady’s asshole tastes like cotton candy.

[Your Mom 4,830]

You mean like because she ate some the night before?

[brakeman 28,416]

 

[honolulu horn 6,165]

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

So cool. Can anyone figure out what part of the earth is featured? I can't tell. 

[Upgrayedd 5,818]

32 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

So cool. Can anyone figure out what part of the earth is featured? I can't tell. 

The Med at about 10 seconds with Sicily.  Appears to cross the Sahara with the Nile and Cairo at the top of the screen at 20 seconds.  Maybe Lake Turkana in Kenya about 30 seconds.

Or I'm high.  Or both.

[honolulu horn 6,165]

9 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

The Med at about 10 seconds with Sicily.  Appears to cross the Sahara with the Nile and Cairo at the top of the screen at 20 seconds.  Maybe Lake Turkana in Kenya about 30 seconds.

I think you're right. Good call. I was wondering if I saw Italy there, but I couldn't make out the positioning of the various Mediterranean islands. Now I get it. Cool to see the Adriatic and Croatia / Albania / Greece in the background as they start to fly over northern Africa. Well done. 

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

On 5/13/2022 at 1:09 PM, Parliament said:

 

 

OSHA: 

[nnm 36,524]

On 5/13/2022 at 1:09 PM, Parliament said:

 

It worked well this one time.  And probably most times because he's familiar with it.  But all it takes is one time that he has a little too much coffee or beer, or is a little under the weather, or has a banged up hand, or a bee stings him, etc.  On that day, his hand tweaks the throttle just a tad too much, and his head is smashed between the asphalt and the ATV as the ATV comes down from rocketing off the other side of the truck.

FAFO

[thunderlounge 7,904]

On 5/15/2022 at 9:47 AM, Your Mom said:

You mean like because she ate some the night before?

I figured it was just the flavor of the stripper spray. 

[BonzoMontreaux 1,071]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

It worked well this one time.  And probably most times because he's familiar with it.  But all it takes is one time that he has a little too much coffee or beer, or is a little under the weather, or has a banged up hand, or a bee stings him, etc.  On that day, his hand tweaks the throttle just a tad too much, and his head is smashed between the asphalt and the ATV as the ATV comes down from rocketing off the other side of the truck.

FAFO

He should definitely be on the Darwin Awards watch list.

[markstanco 12,586]

 

[Chad Fuck 17,718]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

It worked well this one time.  And probably most times because he's familiar with it.  But all it takes is one time that he has a little too much coffee or beer, or is a little under the weather, or has a banged up hand, or a bee stings him, etc.  On that day, his hand tweaks the throttle just a tad too much, and his head is smashed between the asphalt and the ATV as the ATV comes down from rocketing off the other side of the truck.

FAFO

100% this.  First thing I thought.  This seems like a really unnecessary gamble with his life as the stakes. 

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

100% this.  First thing I thought.  This seems like a really unnecessary gamble with his life as the stakes. 

His wife lets him do it so I can only assume there is a nice life insurance policy in place.

[deadshank 24,653]

On 5/13/2022 at 7:36 PM, brakeman said:

 

[tfoolry 8,223]

 

 

 

 

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

Everyone is dead.

[Davis Lane 5,589]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

 

[millhouse 2,616]

Happy Diwali!

[deadshank 24,653]

13 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

 

[Chad Fuck 17,718]

15 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

His wife lets him do it so I can only assume there is a nice life insurance policy in place.

Counterpoint:  This does not seem like a couple that is thinking ahead.

[futureman 22,517]

13 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Counterpoint:  This does not seem like a couple that is thinking ahead.

she might be. she was pretty encouraging. 

[Chad Fuck 17,718]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

she might be. she was pretty encouraging. 

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

she might be. she was pretty encouraging. 

This.

[davidg 4,038]

45 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Counterpoint:  This does not seem like a couple that is thinking ahead.

It's like y'all have never see a redneck in their native habitat.  They teach this kind of shit when they're 5 years old.

[Born Burnt 6,182]

43 minutes ago, davidg said:

It's like y'all have never see a redneck in their native habitat.  They teach this kind of shit when they're 5 years old.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Hopefully I'm not pulling a General MacCaffrey, and it shows as popping up yesterday so NSIAP:

 

[HiggyBaby 2,545]

Meanwhile in central Texas

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CdHevbfgXke/?igshid=YzAyZWRlMzg=

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,882]

holy shit indeed

 

[Gene Parmesan 4,008]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

holy shit indeed

 

It's still just a Hyundai