Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Superhero 8829]

20 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Can anyone translate what they were saying? I just a words that I understood - pendejo and Jackson 5 (at the 0:20 mark).

[brakeman 28359]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Can anyone translate what they were saying? I just a words that I understood - pendejo and Jackson 5 (at the 0:20 mark).

"¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah!"

[brakeman 28359]

Let's go get stoned.

[Born Burnt 6177]

8 hours ago, Parliament said:

Or South Autin's mom's bunghole.

[ztejas 43419]

3 hours ago, brakeman said:

Let's go get stoned.

God this is phenomenal. Post this in the Steel Shank thread. 

[Hate 20108]

I'm just wondering if that works with the good EZ Cheese or the HEB version, which isn't as good.  I'll find out after my next trip to the store.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

 

Edited May 21, 2022 by burntorangebongos
WTF double post?

[burntorangebongos 10710]

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

 

I think I saw a snek at the beginning and then the mfer goes under him anyway. Also, his hightailing it out at the end made me laugh. I'd have fucking ran out on top of the water like in a bugs bunny cartoon. Holy Shit!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

5 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I think I saw a snek at the beginning and then the mfer goes under him anyway. Also, his hightailing it out at the end made me laugh. I'd have fucking ran out on top of the water like in a bugs bunny cartoon. Holy Shit!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Another mild holy shit, but TIL that the kid from The Toy is also Flick in A Christmas Story, who is now 54. Lulz.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

This is so cool but if it was a Mushroom Swiss on Texas Toast, I would have shot that fucking bird dead. Eagle or Hawk, don't fuck with my Whataburger, mofo!

 

[futureman 22454]

staged. pet bird. 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Okay, so he knows the bird. That still got stole by the mofo based on his sadness. Did you notice the criss-cross grill marks on the bread. Somebody went to some trouble to make that sammich. Damn birds don't eat cheese! 

[Underdog 28616]

Mayo or butter on that grilled cheese? 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

butter all the way.

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

On 5/19/2022 at 9:44 PM, brakeman said:

 

I would do this in a New York second and not think twice about it.  

[nnm 36371]

The second half is the HS part. 

[tx ind 7012]

truly holy shit

[Hpara759 1778]

crazy mofo

[honolulu horn 6158]

what was filming that? 

[thunderlounge 7819]

Engrish much, video voiceover?

[futureman 22454]

4 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

what was filming that? 

magnetized drone. he’s got a big electromagnet in his backpack that holds the drone close. 

[Blotto 23498]

Who the fuck would enjoy this? pool is probably about 50% piss at a minimum

 

[futureman 22454]

that’s one hell of an orgy. 

[davidg 4036]

My wife said this would very difficult jigsaw puzzle.

 

[Superhero 8829]

9 minutes ago, davidg said:

My wife said this would very difficult jigsaw puzzle.

 

Why? Because we all look the same to you? 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

15 minutes ago, davidg said:

My wife said this would very difficult jigsaw puzzle.

 

So much piss.

[Brisketexan 105100]

So much piss.

Why? Were they out of cokes?

[Underdog 28616]

10 hours ago, davidg said:

My wife said this would very difficult jigsaw puzzle.

 

Any doubt no one would’ve noticed… 

 

[BigDHornfan 6546]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Any doubt no one would’ve noticed… 

 

Edited May 23, 2022 by BigDHornfan

[Trey3216 15346]

12 hours ago, davidg said:

My wife said this would very difficult jigsaw puzzle.

 

SO that's how COVID spread so quickly...

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

12 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

So much piss.

my first thought too

[TrashMaster G 17552]

On 5/21/2022 at 12:54 PM, burntorangebongos said:

 

That's a whole lotta nope.

 

 

On 5/21/2022 at 1:59 PM, Underdog said:

Mayo or butter on that grilled cheese? 

Yes.

[tfoolry 8210]

 

 

[Superhero 8829]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Something something Texas defense. /ducks

[thunderlounge 7819]

Something something Bijan…

[Crapinon 2257]

23 hours ago, Blotto said:

Who the fuck would enjoy this? pool is probably about 50% piss at a minimum

 

Yeah I was thinking more like human waste pool instead of wave pool.

[nnm 36371]

On 5/22/2022 at 9:30 PM, Blotto said:

Who the fuck would enjoy this? pool is probably about 50% piss at a minimum

 

How many bodies do they dredge out of there every evening?

[hookemATL 11720]

9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

He gettin ALL dat lizard pussy after that performance. Fucking legend and one of my favorite nature videos of all time. 

[Guest]

On 5/22/2022 at 9:30 PM, Blotto said:

Who the fuck would enjoy this? pool is probably about 50% piss at a minimum

 

If froot loops had people in em….

[mycox 582]

Snoop Dogg's version is better
 

 

Edited May 24, 2022 by mycox

[thunderlounge 7819]

Certainly a better vibe at the very least. Then again, I may be on the same wavelength as ol Snoop right now. 😂

[Wally Fairway 5544]

 

[Born Burnt 6177]

14 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

"Oh, my gawd! Hobby Lobby got hit!" 😂 Don't know why that cracks me up. Guess I'm just a terrible person.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

"Oh, my gawd! Hobby Lobby got hit!" 😂 Don't know why that cracks me up. Guess I'm just a terrible person.

The owners of Hobby Lobby shouldn't be buying stolen antiquities.  It's their punishment.

[Superhero 8829]

 

[futureman 22454]

54 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

if that isn’t staged those guys are fucking dipshits. 

[thunderlounge 7819]

12 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Dude driving is fucking stupid. Period. 
 

If their path of travel is the base of direction, that tornado was to their right, on a slightly skewed path from parallel , towards intersecting their line of travel at a distance down their path. So if they were headed east, the tornado was headed on a path more east northeast.

 

 Before trying to become internet starts, a quick left turn and haul ass for a few blocks or whatever before making another left to now be moving west away from it’s direction and better the chances.

 

At the point they ended up, due to filming and fucking around with their lives, there wasn’t shit they could do but hope it missed their location.

If you have time like they did (it didn’t just miracle its ass into existence right before the clip started) and don’t waste it, you can escape the path.

Tornadoes will of course change direction on a whim, and if you have no time then take what precautions you can. 
 

But from where they were, and would have been, a left turn to get their initial path further above the tornado path, and another to start moving the opposite direction, and that would have been way better. If for nothing else than having an extra minute to find a better spot than that carwash. 

[Chooky 13307]

On 5/23/2022 at 1:08 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

This was filmed in the Nope Rock Reservoir.

[Davis Lane 5583]

On 5/22/2022 at 9:49 PM, davidg said:

My wife said this would very difficult jigsaw puzzle.

 

Anybody find Bert yet?