Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[nnm 36,360]

9 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

Wrong neighborhood mfer!

[Steel Shank 9,422]

On 6/17/2022 at 6:11 PM, Brisketexan said:

True story: I was once working a case in Kansas. We purposefully drove to Dodge City just so we could turn around and “get the hell outta Dodge.”

I stopped and got a pic of me and the world's largest ball of twine in Cawker City, Kansas, after our last ass beating in Lincoln.

/csb

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

On 6/18/2022 at 10:59 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Murph?

[Incredulity 11,665]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

thats some full on Ace Ventura pet detective shit right there man.

 

 

[BearMace 2,196]

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

thats some full on Ace Ventura pet detective shit right there man.

 

 

Ace is lucky he survived owing late rent to Hector Salamanca. 

[Your Mom 4,805]

1 hour ago, BearMace said:

Ace is lucky he survived owing late rent to Hector Salamanca. 

Holy shit.  

[Incredulity 11,665]

He’s also more than willing to blow up women and children.  

[futureman 22,453]

venturaaaaaaaa….

yes, satan?  oh I’m sorry sir, I thought you were someone else. 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

He’s also more than willing to blow up women and children.  

[thunderlounge 7,816]

[brakeman 28,359]

Dig a hole and pour. Problem solved.

Edited June 21, 2022 by brakeman
Dig a hole and pour. Problem solved.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Just returning the oil to it's natural home.

[thunderlounge 7,816]

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

Dig a hole and pour. Problem solved.

It’s the American way. 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

6 hours ago, brakeman said:

Dig a hole and pour. Problem solved.

[brakeman 28,359]

Fly Red Air!

[Hate 20,108]

More like Dead Air.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

assholes grabbing their bags 

[B00M 6,414]

7 hours ago, brakeman said:

Dig a hole and pour. Problem solved.

Problem: used engine oil previously poured into earth inevitably went into water supply.

Solution:  

 

[nnm 36,360]

Just now, B00M said:

Problem: used engine oil previously poured into earth inevitably went into water supply.

Solution:  

 

Oh, c’mon. It had the gravel to filter it. What are you complaining about?

[Parliament 14,255]

In small amounts, I doubt the oil would make it into the water supply.

[futureman 22,453]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

In small amounts, I doubt the oil would make it into the water supply.

checks out. 

[Brisketexan 105,095]

We had an open field behind our house growing up. Did I have a designated oil dumping spot where my dad sent me with the full oil pan when he did our oil changes? You bet your ass I did. Pretty sure he was smoking a cig when he changed the oil, too. Maybe tossed some asbestos fibers around for shits and giggles. Because in the 70s, no shits were given.

[Blotto 23,498]

Alex Honnold is just wired different. His banter with this other guy climbing is as casual as me talking to a buddy if i was buying a six pack at the local convenience store. Not really one holy shit moment, but it just amazes me that people do this shit. supposedly the other dudes first time attempting a climb  like this. the actual climb starts around 9 minutes in. 

 

Edited June 22, 2022 by Blotto

[futureman 22,453]

50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Did I have a designated oil dumping spot where my dad sent me with the full oil pan when he did our oil changes? You bet your ass I did.

mother earth is dying. and you have blood on your hands. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,558]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

mother earth is dying. and you have blood on your hands. 

And you have "mayo" on yours ...

[futureman 22,453]

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

supposedly the other dudes first time attempting a climb  like this.

he’s free soloing a 200 meter wall. he’s probably climbed a lot. unless you mean it’s his first time attempting to climb without ropes. 

[futureman 22,453]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

And you have "mayo" on yours ...

nectar of the gods

[Blotto 23,498]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

he’s free soloing a 200 meter wall. he’s probably climbed a lot. unless you mean it’s his first time attempting to climb without ropes. 

Yeah, free soloing. Dude's youtube channel is full of bouldering, gym climbing, and other shit.

 

[Henry Hill 3,156]

9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Just returning the oil to it's natural home.

[Hpara759 1,778]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

We had an open field behind our house growing up. Did I have a designated oil dumping spot where my dad sent me with the full oil pan when he did our oil changes? You bet your ass I did. Pretty sure he was smoking a cig when he changed the oil, too. Maybe tossed some asbestos fibers around for shits and giggles. Because in the 70s, no shits were given.

 

[davidg 4,036]

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

We had an open field behind our house growing up. Did I have a designated oil dumping spot where my dad sent me with the full oil pan when he did our oil changes? You bet your ass I did. Pretty sure he was smoking a cig when he changed the oil, too. Maybe tossed some asbestos fibers around for shits and giggles. Because in the 70s, no shits were given.

Y'all didn't have any fence posts where the grass around them needed killing?

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

We had an open field behind our house growing up. Did I have a designated oil dumping spot where my dad sent me with the full oil pan when he did our oil changes? You bet your ass I did. Pretty sure he was smoking a cig when he changed the oil, too. Maybe tossed some asbestos fibers around for shits and giggles. Because in the 70s, no shits were given.

I worked for my carpenter grandfather the summer of '66. We stripped all of the asbestos siding from an oilfield shack and dumped it into an abandoned trench silo. No shits given.

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

7 minutes ago, davidg said:

Y'all didn't have any fence posts where the grass around them needed killing?

Of course, we did.

[Davis Lane 5,581]

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

Alex Honnold is just wired different. His banter with this other guy climbing is as casual as me talking to a buddy if i was buying a six pack at the local convenience store. Not really one holy shit moment, but it just amazes me that people do this shit. supposedly the other dudes first time attempting a climb  like this. the actual climb starts around 9 minutes in. 

 

[Kennythetiger 9,377]

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

We had an open field behind our house growing up. Did I have a designated oil dumping spot where my dad sent me with the full oil pan when he did our oil changes? You bet your ass I did. Pretty sure he was smoking a cig when he changed the oil, too. Maybe tossed some asbestos fibers around for shits and giggles. Because in the 70s, no shits were given.

We poured ours on our driveway. Dad said it kept down the dust. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

6 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

We poured ours on our driveway. Dad said it kept down the dust. 

And lubricates Earth's axels. If we stop doing it, the Earth will slow down.

[Incredulity 11,665]

34 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

And lubricates Earth's axels. If we stop doing it, the Earth will slow down.

[markstanco 12,574]

1 hour ago, davidg said:

Y'all didn't have any fence posts where the grass around them needed killing?

That is what old gas is for. 

[nnm 36,360]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

And lubricates Earth's axels. If we stop doing it, the Earth will slow down.

Oil and gas production companies are the ultimate environmentalists. Bear with me here. 
 

We all know how toxic oil and gas are. Any spill needs to be immediately reported and remediated. It’s poison, and we can’t allow it to contaminate our precious <Mother Earth, if you’re a humanist> <Creation, if you’re a Deist>.  

Well, as we speak, there are billions of barrels of unremediated oil and trillions of cubic meters of natural gas poisoning our planet. Just sitting there in the earth, doing the damage that such things do. 
 

It’s imperative that we get that stuff out of our precious earth and responsibly dispose of it. Any delay means probable destruction of our environment, rendering the planet uninhabitable. 
 

Thankfully, there are responsible companies that are doing just this. ExxonMobil, Chevron, BP, Shell, Equinor, Saudi Aramco. The ultimate environmentalists. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Dinosaurs were the first promoters of recycling.

[Kennythetiger 9,377]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

That is what old gas is for. 

And saltwater from the ice cream bucket. 

[Elvis 3,371]

I’ve never heard the words trench and silo together before.   I always thought a silo was a vertical cylinder storage container for grain or missiles. 
 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

29 minutes ago, Elvis said:

I’ve never heard the words trench and silo together before.   I always thought a silo was a vertical cylinder storage container for grain or missiles. 
 

 

it's hillbillies trying to sound fancy.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

On 6/21/2022 at 3:20 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Just returning the oil to it's natural home.

Yup.  Dinosaur fuel to dinosaur fuel.  

[Sbbruin 21,842]

On 6/17/2022 at 2:09 PM, nnm said:

This wasn’t some club palooka. This was an undefeated heavyweight champ. 

 

Ha, we got a keg for this and charged everyone $5.  I got 2 beers so I wouldn't have to get up...at least for a few minutes.  I had about 2 sips and the fight was over.  "Sorry folks, no refunds!"

[Longhornstampede 3,182]

20 hours ago, davidg said:

Y'all didn't have any fence posts where the grass around them needed killing?

Or ant mounds... 

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

Parkour is kinda cool when a real pro does it. 

 

[gernblansten 3,196]

[Parliament 14,255]

I can't imagine his knees are gonna last very long.