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  On 7/22/2022 at 4:26 PM, elfenix said:

 

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So freaking cool- my understanding is that when you touch the nose/snout of a shark, you short circuit all of the bioelectrical sensors they use to hunt prey.

That being said, I have no interest in testing "things I learned on the Discovery Channel" anytime soon

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  On 6/21/2022 at 7:20 PM, brakeman said:

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Dig a hole and pour. Problem solved.

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Late to the party, but I’ve got an aggy story.

I was living in a DFW apartment complex in the late 80s.  One Saturday, I was leaving to run an errand, and there was an aggy changing his oil in the parking lot (aggy window sticker). When I returned, he was dumping his used oil in the storm drain a good distance from his car. I pulled up and asked him if he was fucking stupid because that’s what an aggy would do. No reaction.

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Posted
  On 7/21/2022 at 4:15 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

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When Noodling goes off the rails in Pennsyltucky. 

  On 7/21/2022 at 4:30 PM, nnm said:

RIP snek.  Could have been RIP owner.

FAFO

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Should’ve let nature take its course. Senseless killing, imo. 

  On 7/22/2022 at 12:53 AM, crash_davis said:

sinkhole in a pool. one dude was missing but later found dead. 

https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-712728/amp

 

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Would be as good as new. 

  On 7/21/2022 at 11:25 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nsiap

 

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Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

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Posted
  On 7/25/2022 at 5:29 PM, nnm said:

Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

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Weird toe, WNB.

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Posted
  On 7/22/2022 at 5:28 AM, Blotto said:

 

 Saw this on reddit earlier. His reaction cracks me up, but there is some foul language, so keep the volume low if in public

 

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Fuckin hell. Guess he wasn't very fond of that pinky. I would've reacted worse just from my sunglasses slipping into the water. 

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  On 7/25/2022 at 5:29 PM, nnm said:

Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

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Any chance it’s still there?  Asking for a friend. 

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Posted
  On 7/25/2022 at 5:29 PM, nnm said:

Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

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Reminds me of this movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 

 

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Well that took me down a bit of a hole. Apparently a gator did the same thing to her in that tank. Not sure if this was before or after the lamb video. She seems like kind of a dick for not doing more for the guy that just saved her life though.

 

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Posted
  On 7/25/2022 at 5:29 PM, nnm said:

Ok, which one of your degenerates left this by the dumpster by our townhouse in Dallas?

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We took some garbage out this morning and just about had a heart attack. It’s some sort of rubbery material, super realistic-looking. Seriously thought I’d walked up on a body. 

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Somebody's wife got pissed!

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  On 7/26/2022 at 4:45 PM, SquishMitten said:

Well that took me down a bit of a hole. Apparently a gator did the same thing to her in that tank. Not sure if this was before or after the lamb video. She seems like kind of a dick for not doing more for the guy that just saved her life though.

 

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Fuck everyone involved with this except the gator.

Too bad it did not eat both of their faces off.

Fuck those morons.

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  On 7/26/2022 at 1:18 PM, burntorangebongos said:

The instinct kicked-in in the lizard brain.

 

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  On 7/26/2022 at 4:45 PM, SquishMitten said:

Well that took me down a bit of a hole. Apparently a gator did the same thing to her in that tank. Not sure if this was before or after the lamb video. She seems like kind of a dick for not doing more for the guy that just saved her life though.

 

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Same idiot woman wearing the same stupid sandals. She was incredibly stupid in the first video, and the second video just confirmed she is in the running for a Darwin award.

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  On 7/26/2022 at 11:33 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck everyone involved with this except the gator.

Too bad it did not eat both of their faces off.

Fuck those morons.

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I have a hard time criticizing the random dude that jumped on its back to help the chick out. Thats pretty ballsy. 

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Posted
  On 7/27/2022 at 6:14 AM, Blotto said:

I have a hard time criticizing the random dude that jumped on its back to help the chick out. Thats pretty ballsy. 

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yeah, what a chad. 

why the fuck was there nobody else to help?  where's the rest of the staff?  why didn't they have a snare of some sort when the dude had the gator mounted and under control?  they're not exactly on a traveling road show..

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  On 7/26/2022 at 4:45 PM, SquishMitten said:

Well that took me down a bit of a hole. Apparently a gator did the same thing to her in that tank. Not sure if this was before or after the lamb video. She seems like kind of a dick for not doing more for the guy that just saved her life though.

 

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