Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

8 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

If his instinct was to counter punch would he be at fault?

[Sandman 3403]

6 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

If his instinct was to counter punch would he be at fault?

Not if I'm in the jury box. 

[thunderlounge 7815]

7 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

If his instinct was to counter punch would he be at fault?

No, but he’d be sleeping on the couch for a lot longer. 

[brakeman 28359]

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[futureman 22444]

On 7/29/2022 at 9:10 PM, brakeman said:

I would like a look at heart rate monitor results.

orcas are smarter than 99% of the posters on surly and they don’t fuck with humans. I’d have pet the big fucker and tried to get a ride on the dorsal fin. 

[futureman 22444]

that also happened years ago. she swam in after a first encounter and then swam back out to them.

 

[Your Mom 4805]

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

If his instinct was to counter punch would he be at fault?

The guy was flossing. He had it coming.  There’s some things you just can’t do as a man. Hitting a woman is one, flossing is another.  Besides, it wasn’t even a clean punch,  she missed and got him with a forearm to the head. No harm no foul. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Armed robber’s legs don’t work no more…

 

Edited July 31, 2022 by ImissWallyPryor

[Underdog 28585]

On 7/29/2022 at 10:22 PM, ztejas said:

There's only one documented instance of an orca biting a human. 

Not that I wouldn't be shitting my pants. 

 

On 7/30/2022 at 12:08 AM, Guadaloopy said:

…in the wild.  

Of course, we’d all take a nibble of a young Bo Derek. 

[nnm 36356]

 

[futureman 22444]

13 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Armed robber’s legs don’t work no more…

 

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

True, but maybe he should have chosen purse snatching instead. I know there are videos out there of purse snatchers getting pummeled, but it’s pretty low risk for both parties. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Hope that baby found a new mother to adopt it. But, crocs gotta feed their families, too. 
 

Note:  What kind of a +rep is appropriate for something like this? 😬?

Edited July 31, 2022 by ImissWallyPryor

[Dnaguy 11921]

On 7/28/2022 at 9:01 PM, Bullneck said:

 

 

[Trey3216 15345]

 

[Underdog 28585]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Croc was booking it. 

[futureman 22444]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

 

I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour. 

[deadshank 24652]

21 hours ago, futureman said:

orcas are smarter than 99% of the posters on surly and they don’t fuck with humans. I’d have pet the big fucker and tried to get a ride on the dorsal fin. 

And then parallel park it on the first attempt at the dock

[Kennythetiger 9376]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour. 

I would have never guessed. 

[markstanco 12573]

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

Change your tampon. That may help. I love it when shit people get shot.

[Modessit 5598]

 

Some context needed 

I'm fairly certain there was a longer version where a friend of the flossing guy touched the girl's ass or something. She thought it was flossing and punched him.

[Buzzrock 14903]

[honolulu horn 6158]

10 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Is this the same guy on the same boat that lost a pinky to the same shark a few pages back? You'd think he would've learned his lesson. 😉

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

27 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Is this the same guy on the same boat that lost a pinky to the same shark a few pages back? You'd think he would've learned his lesson. 😉

[Davis Lane 5580]

17 hours ago, futureman said:

I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour. 

This explains the anger and the sight into the future.

[RPM 26318]

17 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Edited August 1, 2022 by RPM

[futureman 22444]

14 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

This explains the anger and the sight into the future.

I’m curious like a cat.  I have a couple of friends that call me “whiskers”.

[Augustus 3061]

14 hours ago, markstanco said:

Change your tampon. That may help. I love it when shit people get shot.

I don't enjoy watching people get paralyzed/killed over a stupid decision but if you point a gun at someone you deserve to get shot.

[futureman 22444]

of course he should have been shot.  doesn’t change the fact that watching someone die is troubling. 

[Augustus 3061]

14 minutes ago, futureman said:

of course he should have been shot.  doesn’t change the fact that watching someone die is troubling. 

I'd be concerned if it got to a point where it wasn't troubling for me.  Unless we're talking about a serial killer/child rapist etc, in which case I'd be happy to pull the trigger.

[Buzzrock 14903]

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Is this the same guy on the same boat that lost a pinky to the same shark a few pages back? You'd think he would've learned his lesson. 😉

Uh, no that was some other guy. 
 

[fattyflattie 4639]

On 7/31/2022 at 2:23 PM, futureman said:

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

Got damn. Ultimate fafo, but him realizing in the moment his walking sticks no longer work has to be brutal. 

[Incredulity 11657]

 

[nnm 36356]

7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 

[Incredulity 11657]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 

True.

but still holy shit.

[Hpara759 1778]

On 7/30/2022 at 10:09 PM, brakeman said:

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

[HouTex 1866]

1 minute ago, Hpara759 said:

 

Soccer . . .

[Hate 20107]

This has got me freaked out. I mean fuck around and find out, but damn that’s awful.

[thunderlounge 7815]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 

Thanks for saving me the time. 

[Cornpop 230]

[nnm 36356]

5 hours ago, Cornpop said:

My college roommate and I used to light bottle rockets off our balcony and shoot them at neighboring apartment buildings. This was in the late ‘80s. I’m really surprised we never got the cops called on us. 

[Underdog 28585]

15 hours ago, nnm said:

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 

How about a spoiler, bitch? 

[crash_davis 23103]

holy shit

 

[markstanco 12573]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

~Steven Wright

[honolulu horn 6158]

Who was filming that? It seems like a Go Pro is following his helmet around, but I don't see anything attached to the person. 

[HouTex 1866]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

My college roommate and I used to light bottle rockets off our balcony and shoot them at neighboring apartment buildings. This was in the late ‘80s. I’m really surprised we never got the cops called on us. 

In the early 80’s this happened just about every night in west campus.  

[davidg 4036]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

holy shit

 

Dude needs to take that wadded up mess and throw it in the trash as is and take up golf.

 

The camera is on a selfie stick type think and the software automatically erases the stick as it records.

 

[crash_davis 23103]

1 minute ago, davidg said:

Dude needs to take that wadded up mess and throw it in the trash as is and take up golf.

 

The camera is on a selfie stick type think and the software automatically erases the stick as it records.

 

Life just gave him a warning. Hopefully he's smart enough to recognize it.

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

Screenshot taken from @crash_davis's post--reminds me of my flycasting efforts on a windy day when hucking too much clear.

 

 

[crash_davis 23103]

Lyme disease is an intergalactic gift. No, really.

It's 2022. What the fuck is wrong with people?