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On 7/29/2022 at 9:10 PM, brakeman said:

I would like a look at heart rate monitor results.

orcas are smarter than 99% of the posters on surly and they don’t fuck with humans. I’d have pet the big fucker and tried to get a ride on the dorsal fin. 

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4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

If his instinct was to counter punch would he be at fault?

The guy was flossing. He had it coming.  There’s some things you just can’t do as a man. Hitting a woman is one, flossing is another.  Besides, it wasn’t even a clean punch,  she missed and got him with a forearm to the head. No harm no foul. 

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On 7/29/2022 at 10:22 PM, ztejas said:

There's only one documented instance of an orca biting a human. 

Not that I wouldn't be shitting my pants. 

 

On 7/30/2022 at 12:08 AM, Guadaloopy said:

…in the wild.  

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Of course, we’d all take a nibble of a young Bo Derek. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Armed robber’s legs don’t work no more…

 

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

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3 minutes ago, futureman said:

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

True, but maybe he should have chosen purse snatching instead. I know there are videos out there of purse snatchers getting pummeled, but it’s pretty low risk for both parties. 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Hope that baby found a new mother to adopt it. But, crocs gotta feed their families, too. 
 

Note:  What kind of a +rep is appropriate for something like this? 😬?

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21 hours ago, futureman said:

orcas are smarter than 99% of the posters on surly and they don’t fuck with humans. I’d have pet the big fucker and tried to get a ride on the dorsal fin. 

And then parallel park it on the first attempt at the dock

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Some context needed 
I'm fairly certain there was a longer version where a friend of the flossing guy touched the girl's ass or something. She thought it was flossing and punched him.
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14 hours ago, markstanco said:


Change your tampon. That may help. I love it when shit people get shot.

I don't enjoy watching people get paralyzed/killed over a stupid decision but if you point a gun at someone you deserve to get shot.

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14 minutes ago, futureman said:

of course he should have been shot.  doesn’t change the fact that watching someone die is troubling. 

I'd be concerned if it got to a point where it wasn't troubling for me.  Unless we're talking about a serial killer/child rapist etc, in which case I'd be happy to pull the trigger.

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2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Is this the same guy on the same boat that lost a pinky to the same shark a few pages back? You'd think he would've learned his lesson. 😉

Uh, no that was some other guy. 
 

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On 7/31/2022 at 2:23 PM, futureman said:

even when someone fucks around and finds out there's still something so unsettling and sad about seeing them die.

Got damn. Ultimate fafo, but him realizing in the moment his walking sticks no longer work has to be brutal. 

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7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 

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5 hours ago, Cornpop said:

My college roommate and I used to light bottle rockets off our balcony and shoot them at neighboring apartment buildings. This was in the late ‘80s. I’m really surprised we never got the cops called on us. 

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15 hours ago, nnm said:

Camera operator and/or editor should be banned from electronics. Absolutely none of the promised action is actually in the video. 

How about a spoiler, bitch? 

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

My college roommate and I used to light bottle rockets off our balcony and shoot them at neighboring apartment buildings. This was in the late ‘80s. I’m really surprised we never got the cops called on us. 

In the early 80’s this happened just about every night in west campus.  

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1 minute ago, davidg said:

Dude needs to take that wadded up mess and throw it in the trash as is and take up golf.

 

The camera is on a selfie stick type think and the software automatically erases the stick as it records.

 

Life just gave him a warning. Hopefully he's smart enough to recognize it.

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