Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[blacklab 11941]

are they talking about the lime electric scooters?

[crash_davis 23113]

 

[Kennythetiger 9390]

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

[0xdeadbeef 1651]

38 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

Add Cassowaries to the list to animals that would Fucking Wreck Kevin. 

This is a Cassowary claw.

Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on whacking his necksticle.  

[Chad Fuck 17685]

 

Fuuuuuck that. That is a fucking raptor with feathers that’ll gut you and leave you staring at your spilled entrails.

[Dnaguy 12002]

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

 

2 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Add Cassowaries to the list to animals that would Fucking Wreck Kevin. 

This is a Cassowary claw.

Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on whacking his necksticle.  

 

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Fuuuuuck that. That is a fucking raptor with feathers that’ll gut you and leave you staring at your spilled entrails.

 

[HenryJames 66127]

5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

[futureman 22486]

more like 

[Braff Zacklin 13621]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

more like 

Fuck you. Butters by a mile.

[RPM 26323]

WTF ?

[Parliament 14261]

Hard no

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

15 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

Ballchinian. 

[Vertuzzi 1375]

12 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

 

 

It’s always Florida. 

[brakeman 28375]

FAFO!

[RPM 26323]

34 minutes ago, brakeman said:

FAFO!

Who packed that chute?

[Incredulity 11675]

GO ON

[nnm 36455]

22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

The other posts above led me down a little bit of a wormhole. No, I don’t want any part of a cassowary, thank you. 

“Cassowaries are among the very few birds that can kill a person but the only time on record that happened was in April 1926 when some boys were hunting a cassowary near Mossman, North Queensland. The cassowary turned and chased the boys and one of them, 16 year old Phillip McClean, fell over and got his jugular vein on his neck slashed open by the sharp claw on the cassowary's foot.”

http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/animals/cassowary-attacks.htm

[Crapinon 2257]

48 minutes ago, RPM said:

Who packed that chute?

[Crapinon 2257]

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

FAFO!

Lucky he had training before the jump 

 

[Parliament 14261]

11 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

 

Too soon

[TrashMaster G 17565]

11 hours ago, RPM said:

WTF ?

🤢🤢🤮

[Buzzrock 14922]

Wait, did Florida Man die?

[clarythedrill 2]

I had some buddies who were in the Army and were stationed at Hawaii.  As infantrymen, they would go to Australia and other places for training.  He said that when at Australia, if they saw a Cassowary, they would drop EVERYTHING and haul ass to the nearest tree and climb as fast as they could and stay there until the bird meandered away.  They were warned by the Aussies about how deadly they could be.

[Bevo&Pevo 5207]

this is so bad...

 

[Buzzrock 14922]

[futureman 22486]

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Wait, did Florida Man die?

the video referred to him as "the dead man" so I'm assuming that he bled out.

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

On 8/2/2022 at 4:40 PM, Chad Fuck said:

Fuuuuuck that. That is a fucking raptor with feathers that’ll gut you and leave you staring at your spilled entrails.

It does offer some perspective to why giant flightless birds died out when we arrived. Scary m’fers.

[LTbear 4170]

Perhaps this is a good time to remind everyone that cassowaries and every other bird on the planet are literally little maniraptoran dinosaurs. 

[thunderlounge 7868]

I wonder how long one of them would need on a pit. 

[futureman 22486]

8 hours ago, LTbear said:

Perhaps this is a good time to remind everyone that cassowaries and every other bird on the planet are literally little maniraptoran dinosaurs. 

that’s a theory. 

[RPM 26323]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

the video referred to him as "the dead man" so I'm assuming that he bled out.

He also called 911 so cops showed up. Lead poisoning is a viable cause.

[thunderlounge 7868]

That vitamin lead will get ya. Think some idiots would have figured that out by now. 

[nnm 36455]

Not all sneks are bad sneks …

 

[Cornpop 230]

This is the epitome of fucking around and finding out

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

LSU hat. It was always going to get worse.

[Vertuzzi 1375]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

thats pretty much the epitome of California in a single 24 second video 

Edited August 5, 2022 by AUS-97HORN

[Incredulity 11675]

What the hell.  Any links to news articles.  That has to have fatalities, right?  Good god.

 

guess i could just click the thread. 6 dead.  Fucking awful

Edited August 5, 2022 by Incredulity

[thunderlounge 7868]

1 hour ago, Vertuzzi said:

 

 

 

[RPM 26323]

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

thats pretty much the epitome of California in a single 24 second video 

 

[Incredulity 11675]

 

[nnm 36455]

17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

[TKthunder2 4992]

3 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

 

Doc Brown really fucked some shit up gunning it to 88 that time.

[honolulu horn 6164]

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

They had one of those artificial surf makers in Austin until water quality shut it down. Skimboarding is a bitch though -- just no control compared to a surfboard. 

 

[Hpara759 1780]

8 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

They had one of those artificial surf makers in Austin until water quality shut it down. Skimboarding is a bitch though -- just no control compared to a surfboard. 

 

 

[Elvis 3371]

14 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

 

Maybe only got up to 86-87mph?

[RPM 26323]

2 minutes ago, Elvis said:

Maybe only got up to 86-87mph?

There was a flux capacitor misfire.

[52-80 19172]

9 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

They had one of those artificial surf makers in Austin until water quality shut it down. Skimboarding is a bitch though -- just no control compared to a surfboard. 

 

 

[honolulu horn 6164]

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]