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  On 8/2/2022 at 10:37 PM, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

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Add Cassowaries to the list to animals that would Fucking Wreck Kevin. 

This is a Cassowary claw.

file-20210518-23-ufhv7c.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1

Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on whacking his necksticle.  

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  On 8/2/2022 at 8:46 PM, crash_davis said:

 

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  On 8/2/2022 at 10:37 PM, Kennythetiger said:

That thing wears his balls on his neck. Slap his testes and he’ll drop like a rock. 

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  On 8/2/2022 at 11:22 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Add Cassowaries to the list to animals that would Fucking Wreck Kevin. 

This is a Cassowary claw.

file-20210518-23-ufhv7c.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1

Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on whacking his necksticle.  

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  On 8/2/2022 at 11:40 PM, Chad Fuck said:


Fuuuuuck that. That is a fucking raptor with feathers that’ll gut you and leave you staring at your spilled entrails.

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  On 8/2/2022 at 8:46 PM, crash_davis said:

 

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The other posts above led me down a little bit of a wormhole. No, I don’t want any part of a cassowary, thank you. 

“Cassowaries are among the very few birds that can kill a person but the only time on record that happened was in April 1926 when some boys were hunting a cassowary near Mossman, North Queensland. The cassowary turned and chased the boys and one of them, 16 year old Phillip McClean, fell over and got his jugular vein on his neck slashed open by the sharp claw on the cassowary's foot.”

http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/animals/cassowary-attacks.htm

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I had some buddies who were in the Army and were stationed at Hawaii.  As infantrymen, they would go to Australia and other places for training.  He said that when at Australia, if they saw a Cassowary, they would drop EVERYTHING and haul ass to the nearest tree and climb as fast as they could and stay there until the bird meandered away.  They were warned by the Aussies about how deadly they could be.

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What the hell.  Any links to news articles.  That has to have fatalities, right?  Good god.

 

guess i could just click the thread. 6 dead.  Fucking awful

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