Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[nnm 36416]

9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

That is not what I I expected from the clip. My favorite movie has established entirely different expectations for a car wash scene. 

 

[Blotto 23523]

16 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Some other dude died out their yesterday

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/06/sport/nazare-surfer-marcio-mad-dog-freire-dies-spt-intl-hnk/index.html

[Sbbruin 21856]

On 1/1/2023 at 6:23 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

Escalator was hungry.

 

Video gone

[Chooky 13307]

36 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Video gone

I think that means he got died. Sorry. I meant he got deaded.

[SquishMitten 10408]

The news reports about it say he lived. Just a broken arm and lacerations to his limbs. You can find the video by googling Istanbul escalator accident if you feel like you don't have enough nightmare fuel on hand.

[futureman 22467]

the last sentence of the broadcast gave me a chuckle. 

[PvilleStang 2911]

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

the last sentence of the broadcast gave me a chuckle. 

The acting prowess demonstrated on the first recommended link (starting around 2:20) definitely makes me say Holy S...

 

 

Edited January 6, 2023 by PvilleStang

[52-80 19161]

 

[Pokoloco 1281]

He ain't gonna do that no more.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

On 3/29/2022 at 11:52 PM, brakeman said:

I'm taken back at least 20 years.

And I quoted myself, "small women big pussy, big woman All pussy".

It's completely true today.

Ftfy

[MonkeyDoughnut 10243]

46 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

 

Story around is "holy shit" material as well...

Houston police also released surveillance photos of the customer who shot the robber in the video. Investigators said he is wanted for questioning for his role in the shooting. He has not been identified and is not charged at this time.

Houston police said an armed man in a mask came inside the restaurant, demanding money and wallets from customers. However, as he was leaving, one of those customers shot the suspect.

The shooter collected the stolen money from the robber and returned it to the other patrons, police said.

Then the rest of the people in the restaurant left the scene before the police arrived.

None of the other people in the restaurant were injured during the incident.

Investigators said the suspect ended up not having a real gun.

“The robbery suspect he came into the store and was wearing masks and gloves,” HPD Lt. Wilkens said. “He had a plastic pistol possibly an aero soft or possibly a little BB pistol.”

The surveillance video shows the shooting going down. It shows customers, witnesses, and the shooter leaving the scene right after the shooting.

Investigators are asking the shooter and the victims who left the scene to contact the HPD Homicide Division at 713-308-3600 to provide statements regarding the incident.

[52-80 19161]

25 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Story around is "holy shit" material as well...

Houston police also released surveillance photos of the customer who shot the robber in the video. Investigators said he is wanted for questioning for his role in the shooting. He has not been identified and is not charged at this time.

Houston police said an armed man in a mask came inside the restaurant, demanding money and wallets from customers. However, as he was leaving, one of those customers shot the suspect.

The shooter collected the stolen money from the robber and returned it to the other patrons, police said.

Then the rest of the people in the restaurant left the scene before the police arrived.

None of the other people in the restaurant were injured during the incident.

Investigators said the suspect ended up not having a real gun.

“The robbery suspect he came into the store and was wearing masks and gloves,” HPD Lt. Wilkens said. “He had a plastic pistol possibly an aero soft or possibly a little BB pistol.”

The surveillance video shows the shooting going down. It shows customers, witnesses, and the shooter leaving the scene right after the shooting.

Investigators are asking the shooter and the victims who left the scene to contact the HPD Homicide Division at 713-308-3600 to provide statements regarding the incident.

That man? Walt kowalski

[52-80 19161]

 

[JOSEYWALES66 1802]

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

She can play with my organ any day 

[nnm 36416]

38 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

She can play with my organ any day 

Her last name is Lapwood

[General Specific 3262]

She can play with my organ any day 

What’s better than roses on a piano, two lips on an organ!

[Bevo&Pevo 5160]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

17 hours ago, nnm said:

That is not what I I expected from the clip. My favorite movie has established entirely different expectations for a car wash scene. 

 

True story about my first glimpse of real, live, early 70s boobs the summer before I turned 11.

I was a paperboy on my route one day (very small town in SD), and one of my sister’s friends (~16) was washing her car in the driveway. Jody was a pretty lass, barefoot and dressed in cut-offs and a halter top, so I stopped my bike to say hi. I surprised her, and she quickly stood up. Her halter top was the type that tied around her neck, but it came untied and quickly fell down because it was wet. It took her a second or two to drop her hose and sponge and turn around, so I got a good look. It changed my life.

I told my sister about this decades later, and she told Jody at their 20-year reunion. She laughed because she remembered that glorious summer day.

Jody didn’t live to see her 40th birthday, though. She was driving north on a rural highway just before sundown with her visor flipped down over her side window. She had her Walkman headphones on and didn’t see or hear the eastbound train. 

Edited January 7, 2023 by ImissWallyPryor
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[nnm 36416]

7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

True story about my first glimpse of real, live, early 70s boobs the summer before I turned 11.

I was a paperboy on my route one day (very small town in SD), and one of my sister’s friends (~16) was washing her car in the driveway. Jody was a pretty lass, barefoot and dressed in cut-offs and a halter top, so I stopped my bike to say hi. I surprised her, and she quickly stood up. Her halter top was the type that tied around her neck, but it came untied and quickly fell down because it was wet. It took her a second or two to drop her hose and sponge and turn around, so I got a good look. It changed my life.

I told my sister about this decades later, and she told Jody at their 20-year reunion. She laughed because she remembered that glorious summer day.

Jody didn’t live to see her 40th birthday, though. She was driving north on a rural highway just before sundown with her visor flipped down over her side window. She had her Walkman headphones on and didn’t see or hear the eastbound train. 

Started out like a Forum letter and then ended with a big downer. 
Good story. Too bad about Jody. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Started out like a Forum letter and then ended with a big downer. 
Good story. Too bad about Jody. 

No happy endings either way. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 1/6/2023 at 6:45 AM, nnm said:

That is not what I I expected from the clip. My favorite movie has established entirely different expectations for a car wash scene. 

 

The actress, Joy Harmon, didn’t age particularly well, but here’s a somewhat recent interview with her. Talk about her acting starts about 6 minutes in.

Now that I’m on my Joy Harmon research project…

 

Edited January 7, 2023 by ImissWallyPryor

[nnm 36416]

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

The actress, Joy Harmon, didn’t age particularly well, but here’s a somewhat recent interview with her. Talk about her acting starts about 6 minutes in.

Now that I’m on my Joy Harmon research project…

 

[RPM 26322]

She also played a giant titty dancer that had a thing for Mark McCain.

 

Edited January 7, 2023 by RPM

[nnm 36416]

7 hours ago, RPM said:

She also played a giant titty dancer that had a thing for Mark McCain.

 

What the hell was that? Did they just use every drug in a 5-County radius and start writing the script?!?

[RPM 26322]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

What the hell was that? Did they just use every drug in a 5-County radius and start writing the script?!?

It was the 60's, man. 

[Modessit 5603]

What the hell was that? Did they just use every drug in a 5-County radius and start writing the script?!?

[RPM 26322]

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Acid tabs all around!

[DigglerontheHoof 21200]

18 hours ago, RPM said:

She also played a giant titty dancer that had a thing for Mark McCain.

 

Little man hanging on to her titties had the motorboating opportunity of a lifetime and fucked it up. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33872]

fucking white people. can't dance for shit

also, pretty impressive prop that guy was holding onto. wonder if he got to take it home with him

[Pokoloco 1281]

On 1/6/2023 at 5:24 PM, 52-80 said:

 

I usually skip this part

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[elfenix 34251]

 

 

[Hate 20108]

 

I’m remiss to like any video where a motorcycle rider survives, but this is pretty cool.

[Pokoloco 1281]

[RPM 26322]

On 1/9/2023 at 1:31 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

[Wally Fairway 5550]

Not really sure the right place for this one, coulda been LULZ, I picked holey shit, but in my heart it is really should be in a FAFO thread

 

[Parliament 14260]

I lulz'd.

[MissingInAction 25085]

 

 

[The Royal We 3072]

[futureman 22467]

the video is sped up.

[huge 3793]

What ride and where?

[Wally Fairway 5550]

I hope they have a way to clean up all the vomit, and that they sell clean underwear for those who ride that one 🤮

[futureman 22467]

5 hours ago, huge said:

What ride and where?

germany

[futureman 22467]

 

[NWBuck 8569]

26 minutes ago, futureman said:

germany

So shitting yourself is the primary goal

[huge 3793]

10 hours ago, NWBuck said:

So shitting yourself is the primary goal

I'd ride it.

[RPM 26322]

55 minutes ago, huge said:

I'd ride it.

So would I, but only after eating a week old Allsups chimi that was stored under the driver's seat and washing it down with a Keystone Light tall boy.

[smuggs 9353]

"Experience the same zero-G drops and inverted spins of a heartless corpse being thrown down the stairs of the great temple of Tenochtitlan... right here in Brühl, Germany!"

[Incredulity 11675]

 

[thunderlounge 7837]

5 hours ago, RPM said:

So would I, but only after eating a week old Allsups chimi that was stored under the driver's seat and washing it down with a Keystone Light tall boy.

C’mon, it’s your your last meal. At least step it up with a Coors Light. Live a little.