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18 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Wild animals are not pets. 

She is currently living in the Fuck Around phase.

 

probably a gator she nursed from her ample bosom when it was a baby gator. 

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So many responses...

When does she get naked and puke it up all over the other Asian chick while they rub it all over each other?

Positive that's not the first slime she's swallowed.

That's a lot of egg noodles she'll be dropping in the shitter later. 

Posted

I’m pretty sure this has been previously posted but worth a repost. You’ve heard of fish tacos. How about a fishy hot dog?

 

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Posted
15 hours ago, nnm said:

I’m pretty sure this has been previously posted but worth a repost. You’ve heard of fish tacos. How about a fishy hot dog?

 

I'll have two of the hotdog special/special hotdog.

And one to go, please.

Posted
23 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Holy shit! Flotation devices malfunctioned!

The Pope and Raquel Welch are stranded on a life boat. They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, she says, "Those aren't buoys".

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Posted
11 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

The Pope and Raquel Welch are stranded on a life boat. They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, she says, "Those aren't buoys".

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