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23 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 


Which one of us assholes just up and disappeared around that time?

 

Relatively fit and young guy, so I have narrowed it down to about 5 people for you. 

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11 hours ago, nnm said:

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Manitou incline.

"hey, Honey... it's your day to get the paper."

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At least now my wife won't want to go to Galveston this summer.

I didn’t know people wanted to go to Galveston. I thought it was a place you kind of ended up at, like Waffle House
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Posted
15 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

you can ffwd the first 2/3 of the video.

Guys out of his handcuffs... has lighter on him trying to start car on fire...cop flips car.... guessing Jonesboro Cop of the year candidate

Posted
16 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

you can ffwd the first 2/3 of the video.

That makes me unbelievably claustrophobic.  One more reason for me to avoid a life of crime.  

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Posted (edited)

Video doesn't show it, but I'd like to think the officer put his hand over the dude's head as he put him the back seat as is protocol.  Thinking he was saving the perp from massive head trauma.  Then he goes and flips the fucking cruiser sending the guy out the back window, and the perp says as he's spitting out glass from his mouth, "You know what, I'd rather have the little bump from the door frame if it's all the same to you."

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Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

Do you like camping? 

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Posted
10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Do you like camping? 

And imitation crab meat?

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Wait, you can get hash browns with crab meat now?  

This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”
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Posted
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”

and a 128oz diet mountain dew to chase it down with.

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This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”

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On 5/26/2023 at 5:06 PM, YGIFS said:

Video doesn't show it, but I'd like to think the officer put his hand over the dude's head as he put him the back seat as is protocol.  Thinking he was saving the perp from massive head trauma.  Then he goes and flips the fucking cruiser sending the guy out the back window, and the perp says as he's spitting out glass from his mouth, "You know what, I'd rather have the little bump from the door frame if it's all the same to you."

I think the cop hears the lighter, smells something burning, turns his head to see what’s happening in back, and turns the steering wheel in the process.

My grandma used to get mad at my grandpa for doing that on gravel roads, except he was just checking out the neighbors’ crops. 

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Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I think the cop hears the lighter, smells something burning, turns his head to see what’s happening in back, and turns the steering wheel in the process.

My grandma used to get mad at my grandpa for doing that on gravel roads, except he was just checking out the neighbors’ crops daughters

FIFY

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Who were of legal age, of course
Posted
On 5/25/2023 at 8:59 PM, tfoolry said:

Now I can’t get the song out of my head.  
 

 

 

I could never get those damn things to work like they did in the commercials. Then, they always developed literal kinks. Fuck those worthless SOBs. 

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