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Video doesn't show it, but I'd like to think the officer put his hand over the dude's head as he put him the back seat as is protocol.  Thinking he was saving the perp from massive head trauma.  Then he goes and flips the fucking cruiser sending the guy out the back window, and the perp says as he's spitting out glass from his mouth, "You know what, I'd rather have the little bump from the door frame if it's all the same to you."

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Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

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  On 5/27/2023 at 4:18 PM, YGIFS said:

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

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Do you like camping? 

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  On 5/27/2023 at 4:18 PM, YGIFS said:

Not a goddamn thing.  I've ended up a Waffle House with BrisketTexas a time or two.  

Only time I truly panicked at one was left New Orleans back for Florida 25+ years ago.  Woke up in an Alabama Waffle House.  No idea what happened the 4 hours prior of the 4 hours later.  Had scattered and smothered hash browns and coffee but no shirt and no sense of who was President at the time. 

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  On 5/27/2023 at 11:09 PM, Underdog said:

Do you like camping? 

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And imitation crab meat?

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  On 5/28/2023 at 2:30 AM, YGIFS said:
Wait, you can get hash browns with crab meat now?  

This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”
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  On 5/28/2023 at 2:35 PM, Brisketexan said:

This is America. We can get whatever we want. Deep fried waffles stuffed with crab meat covered in gravy served by a stripper waving sparklers? That’s the “# 8 combo.”

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  On 5/26/2023 at 10:06 PM, YGIFS said:

Video doesn't show it, but I'd like to think the officer put his hand over the dude's head as he put him the back seat as is protocol.  Thinking he was saving the perp from massive head trauma.  Then he goes and flips the fucking cruiser sending the guy out the back window, and the perp says as he's spitting out glass from his mouth, "You know what, I'd rather have the little bump from the door frame if it's all the same to you."

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I think the cop hears the lighter, smells something burning, turns his head to see what’s happening in back, and turns the steering wheel in the process.

My grandma used to get mad at my grandpa for doing that on gravel roads, except he was just checking out the neighbors’ crops. 

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  On 5/29/2023 at 4:36 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

I think the cop hears the lighter, smells something burning, turns his head to see what’s happening in back, and turns the steering wheel in the process.

My grandma used to get mad at my grandpa for doing that on gravel roads, except he was just checking out the neighbors’ crops daughters

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FIFY

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Who were of legal age, of course

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