Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[NaTeWHO 852]

9 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

That’s a pretty legit beating.
 

 

[nnm 36396]

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

All of this. Sometimes cancer sucks ass and they have to be replaced. Happened to many women in my life over the years, relatives and friends.

And, not trying to dog the guy you were quoting, he was probably talking about 20 year old women with half a volleyball implanted under her skin. Or maybe not. No idea.

Just spent 2 weeks on Tenerife, Canary Islands. 4 days anniversary vacation, 11 days working. Most women kept their tops on at the beaches, but there were always 3-4 topless within sight lines. I was gruntled. 
The overwhelming majority were all natural, with the expected assortment of cup sizes attached to a wide variety of body shapes. The most disconcerting was a female gay couple who spent the afternoon cuddling and canoodling in a remote corner of a small pocket beach.  I thought the more masculine of the two (Mohawk mullet, slim hips, somewhat muscular, etc.,) was actually a man until I saw her coming  out of the surf with a set of C cups. 
Only saw one set of fakes, on an older (early 60s) woman. They were ridiculous, staying high and perky no matter what position she sat or lay in. Both Mrs. NNM (who kept hers on, thank you very much) and I laughed at her. But you’re right, she could have been a cancer survivor. Just like everyone else, I know many women who have gone through that. 
For the pics, Google “Tenerife topless.”  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

17 minutes ago, nnm said:

The most disconcerting was a female gay couple who spent the afternoon cuddling and canoodling in a remote corner of a small pocket beach.

Disconcerting because your boner was bothering them?

[nnm 36396]

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Disconcerting because your boner was bothering them?

It was confusing. 

[Macanudo 12977]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Just spent 2 weeks on Tenerife, Canary Islands. 4 days anniversary vacation, 11 days working. Most women kept their tops on at the beaches, but there were always 3-4 topless within sight lines. I was gruntled. 
The overwhelming majority were all natural, with the expected assortment of cup sizes attached to a wide variety of body shapes. The most disconcerting was a female gay couple who spent the afternoon cuddling and canoodling in a remote corner of a small pocket beach.  I thought the more masculine of the two (Mohawk mullet, slim hips, somewhat muscular, etc.,) was actually a man until I saw her coming  out of the surf with a set of C cups. 
Only saw one set of fakes, on an older (early 60s) woman. They were ridiculous, staying high and perky no matter what position she sat or lay in. Both Mrs. NNM (who kept hers on, thank you very much) and I laughed at her. But you’re right, she could have been a cancer survivor. Just like everyone else, I know many women who have gone through that. 
For the pics, Google “Tenerife topless.”  

Now this is how you humblebrag.

[RPM 26320]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Just spent 2 weeks on Tenerife, Canary Islands.

Obviously you didn't fly KLM.

[Ojo Rojo 1965]

On 8/2/2023 at 10:11 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

All tits are good tits.

 

[nnm 36396]

45 minutes ago, RPM said:

Obviously you didn't fly KLM.

No, United has a direct flight from Newark on Wednesdays and Sundays. DFW—>EWR—>TFS, then back. United flight crews are surly and EWR can be a mess if it is slightly misting anywhere in United’s global footprint, but it worked out pretty well this trip. 
Tenerife is about the same flight time as Hawaii from Texas, and multiple times cheaper in accommodations, food, entertainment, etc.  Of course Costa Rica is much closer and just as cheap. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

43 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

 

[crash_davis 23111]

Supposedly no one was seriously injured. In the link, there's a Facebook post which confirms this but fuck Facebook so I don't know what it said.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

White pickup guy chose poorly.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

apparently no one hurt. amazing

[PvilleStang 2897]

39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

apparently no one hurt. amazing

Can't hurt if you're dead.

[Brisketexan 105128]

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Can't hurt if you're dead.

[TrashMaster G 17554]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Supposedly no one was seriously injured. In the link, there's a Facebook post which confirms this but fuck Facebook so I don't know what it said.

 

If the dude driving the white pickup wasn't hurt, someone shoulda kicked his ass.

[Steel Shank 9425]

7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

White pickup guy chose poorly.

He driving a Ram?

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Fortuitous landing spot at a porta.

Probably needed it. 

[52-80 19155]

Some of these first person views are insane

 

 

[Nonbryan 173]

It looks like an atomic bomb detonation

[TheAuditor 1036]

32 minutes ago, Nonbryan said:

It looks like an atomic bomb detonation

Yep,  but the first two were 15 and 21 Kiloton's respectively.  So imagine that 15x bigger and you've got the Hiroshima blast but without the radiation. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

Yep,  but the first two were 15 and 21 Kiloton's respectively.  So imagine that 15x bigger and you've got the Hiroshima blast but without the radiation. 

[Underdog 28627]

Made it over to the Bills scrimmage yesterday... 

Spoiler

 

 

[nnm 36396]

14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Made it over to the Bills scrimmage yesterday... 

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Are you sure that’s not the surly tailgate with a color filter?

[GoPokes83 2240]

 
 

I thought Selena was dead.

[Dnaguy 11959]

On 7/31/2023 at 9:07 PM, Incredulity said:

 

[Superhero 8830]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Made it over to the Bills scrimmage yesterday... 

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That’s almost hypnotic. 

[Underdog 28627]

You flatter me. 

[Dnaguy 11959]

11 hours ago, Underdog said:

Made it over to the Bills scrimmage yesterday... 

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[crash_davis 23111]

Lots of punches thrown, not sure any got knocked out. Dude at the end swinging the chair is taking things a little far.

https://www.al.com/news/2023/08/montgomery-riverwalk-brawl-captured-on-video-several-detained-by-police.html?outputType=amp

Multiple videos posted to social media suggest the brawl started when a pontoon boat stopped at the riverfront, preventing a riverboat from docking there.

Witnesses said a riverboat worker was attacked by people onboard the pontoon boat. Efforts to confirm these accounts were not immediately successful.

[Parliament 14258]

Secsecsec

[conVINCEd 21469]

It just means more.

[brakeman 28365]

 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Too bad that can't happen to every sorry motherfucker who does that.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Attitude-era chair shot.

 

[Armybrat 40842]

Crackers got cracked.

[HenryJames 66049]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Lots of punches thrown, not sure any got knocked out. Dude at the end swinging the chair is taking things a little far.

https://www.al.com/news/2023/08/montgomery-riverwalk-brawl-captured-on-video-several-detained-by-police.html?outputType=amp

Multiple videos posted to social media suggest the brawl started when a pontoon boat stopped at the riverfront, preventing a riverboat from docking there.

Witnesses said a riverboat worker was attacked by people onboard the pontoon boat. Efforts to confirm these accounts were not immediately successful.

 

[HenryJames 66049]

When that black dude started swimming over, those white dudes should have asked for the terms of surrender.

[crash_davis 23111]

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

When that black dude started swimming over, those white dudes should have asked for the terms of surrender.

I didn't know if I was more "holy shit, the insanity" or "holy shit, a black man is swimming!"

[mchookem 16334]

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[HenryJames 66049]

 

[Dnaguy 11959]

3 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

 

Losing his shoes:

 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

3 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

He was crawling toward his 72 virgins 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

https://twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1688301625759383552?t=bLJKtIBSAj8fwnGMdiukLA&s=19

It won't let it be embedded.

Woman getting some sun.

On the shoulder of Central Expressway at about Royal Lane.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

107°?! That snatch is gonna look like beef fajitas.

 

Glad she put her flashers on.

Edited August 7, 2023 by TheStoicPaisano

[Dnaguy 11959]

Link is dead.

 

[Dnaguy 11959]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Link is dead.

 

 

NM.

 

It worked for me on my phone!

 

[brakeman 28365]

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Too bad that can't happen to every sorry motherfucker who does that.

Wasn’t there a poster who grabbed a cigarette butt and threw it back in the driver’s window/face?

[RPM 26320]

I've been hit in the face by a flying butt while riding a motorcycle. Rage factor 11.

[TrashMaster G 17554]

On 8/4/2023 at 5:51 PM, TheAuditor said:

Yep,  but the first two were 15 and 21 Kiloton's respectively.  So imagine that 15x bigger and you've got the Hiroshima blast but without the radiation. 

*kilotons