Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[nnm 36362]

 

[thunderlounge 7816]

[nnm 36362]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

well, she was safe, but overslid the bag. 

[miguelito 11262]

 

Almost as smooth.

[MissingInAction 25041]

22 hours ago, nnm said:

 

We should send a surly contingent for humanitarian aid. We could do their grocery shopping and other errands.

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[MissingInAction 25041]

 

 

[thunderlounge 7816]

Dayum. That snek just straight up said fuck your face. 
 

 

[Boss Hogg 808]

um wow

https://x.com/drkeithsiau/status/1698437435451928951?s=46&t=uKnL2agxvSx0rJZI2y3iWw

Twitter is jacked but worth clicking. Female MD gives herself an upper endoscopy. 
 

 

[futureman 22453]

4 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

um wow

https://x.com/drkeithsiau/status/1698437435451928951?s=46&t=uKnL2agxvSx0rJZI2y3iWw

Twitter is jacked but worth clicking. Female MD gives herself an upper endoscopy. 
 

 

so no gag reflex… mmmm. 

[RPM 26318]

7 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

um wow

https://x.com/drkeithsiau/status/1698437435451928951?s=46&t=uKnL2agxvSx0rJZI2y3iWw

Twitter is jacked but worth clicking. Female MD gives herself an upper endoscopy. 

[Blotto 23498]

This is one of those where placement is 50/50 with the "lol" thread

 

[tfoolry 8210]

 

 

[CooterBrown 18006]

https://reddit.com/r/nope/s/3e2t2EauRn

[crash_davis 23107]

 

Good thing he had on a life jacket, otherwise, he might have gotten hurt.

[crash_davis 23107]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

 

[crash_davis 23107]

 

[YGIFS 19450]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

 

"Does the co-pilot have large talons?"

-What'd you say?"

"Does the co-pilot have large talons?"

-Boy, I didn't understand a word you said. 

 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

How ya doin?

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1698786807326953590?t=8XurP1tsn4K4C6le_hJt3g&s=19

[Davis Lane 5581]

On 9/2/2023 at 10:51 AM, nnm said:

 

When does motherfuckers evolve into flying bringers of death we're all fucked.

We probably should get rid of them now.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

How ya doin?

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1698786807326953590?t=8XurP1tsn4K4C6le_hJt3g&s=19

[futureman 22453]

 

[GoPokes83 2240]

This is one of those where placement is 50/50 with the "lol" thread
 

Why’s the Oh Baby in English?

[Blotto 23498]

11 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Why’s the Oh Baby in English?

fuck it I know, it wasnt my party. But the intrepid reporters at dailymail tracked down further info, so I doubt its AI 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12475681/gender-reveal-plane-crash-mexico.html

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

 

[YGIFS 19450]

I can clearly hear the dude holding the camera and his accent.  But is "Ah, fucking hell...", is that guy standing opposite the guy with camera or was the jumper himself saying it as he realized what happened post-ledge?  

[Incredulity 11665]

[Tex Long 4385]

On 8/29/2023 at 6:02 PM, Armybrat said:

East St. Louis?

My cousin Roscoe, Slaton's oldest boy, from his second marriage, up in Illinois. Raised in East St. Louis by his mamma's people, where they do things different.

[Incredulity 11665]

 

[Tex Long 4385]

On 9/1/2023 at 7:58 PM, Crapinon said:

It gets really complicated but if you notice he (illegally in the US) has two lanyards connected together (making a loop) at his feet. If he falls, he's going to fall at least 6' (lanyard length) plus the distance from where his back d-ring is before the fall to where it rest after the fall (probably at least a foot over his head. When he hits the end of his fall, he's generating something around 380-400 lbs of force or more assuming he weighs 180 lbs. Think what would happen if you had a harness on where you only fell 1 foot but you had and extra 200+ pounds tied to your feet. And all that force was concentrated in 10 or so square inches of your crotch. Then the harness is going to squeeze around your rib cage from the force of the fall, breaking your ribs (and possibly snapping your spine) and shoving them like shrapnel into your intestines. 

Intestinal Shrapnel would be a damned fine band name. Might need it translated into Russian, tho'.

[Incredulity 11665]

I regret watching this

Spoiler

trust me you don't want to.

Spoiler

I warned you

 

 

 

[Incredulity 11665]

More like, "UPS driver says delivered"

[mininghorn88 2282]

41 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

More like, "UPS driver says delivered"

There is a surprisingly a large amount of containers lost at sea every year with some of them staying afloat for months.

[YGIFS 19450]

So like a Joe Versus the Volcano meets Castaway meets Captain Phillips kind of floating container situation?  Tom Hanks could guest host! 

[Pokoloco 1281]

21 hours ago, Blotto said:

This is one of those where placement is 50/50 with the "lol" thread

 

The worst part is that it's a girl. 

[Mittens 8263]

 

[52-80 19150]

On 9/4/2023 at 4:13 AM, Boss Hogg said:

um wow

https://x.com/drkeithsiau/status/1698437435451928951?s=46&t=uKnL2agxvSx0rJZI2y3iWw

Twitter is jacked but worth clicking. Female MD gives herself an upper endoscopy. 
 

 

[Dnaguy 11947]

On 9/2/2023 at 10:51 AM, nnm said:

 

 

Not to mention an endless supply of renewable nightmare fuel. 

 

[YGIFS 19450]

21 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Not to mention an endless supply of renewable nightmare fuel. 

 

So like, solar scorpions?  Powered by the wind.  Dear god 

[honolulu horn 6158]

7 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Two life lessons to file away:

If the rocks or sand are wet where you are, more waves will 100% be coming. 

Never turn your back on the ocean. 

[futureman 22453]

nm

Edited September 6, 2023 by futureman

[Superhero 8828]

7 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Need backstory on this one... why were the morons just sitting there watching the obviously big waves?

 

In 2004 when the tsunami hit Indonesia, the ocean level dropped and people could walk tens or hundreds of feet out from the regular shoreline. Then the water came in and killed over 200,000 people. So... if the water level drops, get to higher ground.

 

17 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Two life lessons to file away:

If the rocks or sand are wet where you are, more waves will 100% be coming. 

Never turn your back on the ocean. 

Yup. We were at the beach yesterday and the waves were higher than I've ever seen. It had flooded the parking lot which was at least 10' above the shoreline. I was with my kids, and the life guard warned us not to stay on the embankment, and to definitely not turn our back to the ocean. It was pretty nuts how high the surf was.

[futureman 22453]

29 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Never turn your back on the ocean. 

they say the ocean is like kindergarten that way.

[honolulu horn 6158]

41 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Yup. We were at the beach yesterday and the waves were higher than I've ever seen. It had flooded the parking lot which was at least 10' above the shoreline. I was with my kids, and the life guard warned us not to stay on the embankment, and to definitely not turn our back to the ocean. It was pretty nuts how high the surf was.

Where was this? 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

Need backstory on this one... why were the morons just sitting there watching the obviously big waves?

People are fucking stupid, Exhibit 2,392,359,461,939

[Brisketexan 105096]

Who are the fucking dumbasses who don't know waves come in sets?

You just got hit by one big wave.  Odds are, it's not a fucking one-off.  Get the fuck moving to high ground, and pronto.

How we became the dominant species on this planet remains a mystery.

[thunderlounge 7816]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

How we remain the dominant species on this planet remains a mystery.

fify

[Chad Fuck 17671]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Who are the fucking dumbasses who don't know waves come in sets?

You just got hit by one big wave.  Odds are, it's not a fucking one-off.  Get the fuck moving to high ground, and pronto.

How we became the dominant species on this planet remains a mystery.

It took a very, very long time.

[Brisketexan 105096]

9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

It took a very, very long time.

And obviously a lot of shitting the bed by a crapload of rivals.  Dolphins, I'm looking at you in particular.  Come the fuck on, man -- global domination was there for the taking.  We're shitty competition.