Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Chad Fuck 17673]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And obviously a lot of shitting the bed by a crapload of rivals.  Dolphins, I'm looking at you in particular.  Come the fuck on, man -- global domination was there for the taking.  We're shitty competition.

My bet is on the octopi.  They haven't finished whatever it is they're doing yet.

[ChickenSandwich 9834]

[beer 3220]

53 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

It took a very, very long time.

200,000years give or take

[Superhero 8829]

18 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Where was this? 

Just south of Laguna Beach.

[Superhero 8829]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

My bet is on the octopi.  They haven't finished whatever it is they're doing yet.

One day we'll understand their language.

 

[smuggs 9353]

14 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

My bet is on the octopi.  They haven't finished whatever it is they're doing yet.

Lol, they still haven't figured out how to get out of my taco. SAD!

 

[PvilleStang 2889]

15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And obviously a lot of shitting the bed by a crapload of rivals.  Dolphins, I'm looking at you in particular.  Come the fuck on, man -- global domination was there for the taking.  We're shitty competition.

They're too busy humping anything they can get their fins on, and, frankly, until they can master the nickel defense, they aren't going anywhere.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And obviously a lot of shitting the bed by a crapload of rivals.

We need to hang a "we made the playoffs" banner.

[Smax 3800]

 

 

Love how Mike points his finger at him and tells him no like he's a family pet

[MissingInAction 25051]

[thunderlounge 7820]

8 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

Love how Mike points his finger at him and tells him no like he's a family pet

His middle name must be Kevin. 

[smuggs 9353]

I like how Karen Bear gave him a smack to think about before he left.

”Fuck you… I’m leaving, but fuck you.”

[TrashMaster G 17553]

3 hours ago, Smax said:

 

 

Love how Mike points his finger at him and tells him no like he's a family pet

Part of me really wanted Mike to become that bear's lunch.

[futureman 22457]

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Part of me really wanted Mike to become that bear's lunch.

Mike is the bear, no?

[TrashMaster G 17553]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

Mike is the bear, no?

Could be. We're not sure.

[Pdawg88 1117]

They did both seem a bit gay

[LTbear 4168]

I was on team bear 

[52-80 19151]

that fence doesnt strike me as particularly effective in keeping that bear away

[Kennythetiger 9380]

8 hours ago, LTbear said:

I was on team bear 

Of course you were 

[TrashMaster G 17553]

9 hours ago, LTbear said:

I was on team bear 

Username and whatnot

[RPM 26318]

JFC, it was just a bear. Team Mike.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I guess the guy made his point

 

[futureman 22457]

damn. 

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

lotta holes in that dude....... most in his ass

Edited September 10, 2023 by AUS-97HORN

[nnm 36378]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

lotta holes in that dude....... most in his ass

Entry wounds in his ass. Exit somewhere else.  Have you ever shot a deer back to front? Liquifies all the insides, makes field dressing a nasty job. 

[msucolt45 4059]

Good thing they didn’t have to field dress him! Got what he deserved and good on them! He got what he came for - pain!

Hook’em!!!

[futureman 22457]

eh.

[markstanco 12576]

On 9/5/2023 at 11:11 PM, honolulu horn said:

Two life lessons to file away:

If the rocks or sand are wet where you are, more waves will 100% be coming. 

Never turn your back on the ocean. 

And when you are swimming in the ocean, you are always a guest. 

[CooterBrown 18007]

Boop.

 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Bad spill?  That was a splat.

[Superhero 8829]

 

[nnm 36378]

https://www.shine.cn/news/nation/2105319910/

[YGIFS 19450]

Give 'em credit, they are getting quite creative with their 1-child policy.  

[LTbear 4168]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

https://www.shine.cn/news/nation/2105319910/

Fuck that straight to hell 

[PRONG HORN 3145]

 

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwAYX69vk8-/

 

 

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17553]

27 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwAYX69vk8-/

 

 

 

 

How do they beat the deadbolt first?

[futureman 22457]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct4BGcYu9p6/

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Messing with a man during a craps heater is a bad idea. Messing with Sonny Liston during a craps heater is a worse one.

Blast from the past, literally. 

 

 

[SquishMitten 10403]

16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

How do they beat the deadbolt first?

Obviously it’s staged, but somebody like a maid or maintenance with a master key could do it. Or somebody who swiped it off one of those people. Or, next time you’re at a hotel, walk down the hallway with your keycard and see how many doors it opens. I guarantee you it will open a few. I’ve accidentally done it enough times to know it’s not just a coincidence. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21195]

20 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Messing with a man during a craps heater is a bad idea. Messing with Sonny Liston during a craps heater is a worse one.

Blast from the past, literally. 

 

 

Holy shit, indeed.  Is that real?  If so, how in the fuck have I never seen/heard about it.  Blanks or no, that's some fucked up shit. 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Liston had enough. Clay (Ali) had shown up at his house at 1A with a bullhorn. And then he tracked down Liston at the Desert Inn. Again, in the middle of a craps game. Ali ultimately got the best of him in both fights. But Liston had mob ties and wasn't averse to scaring the shit out of people, even outside the ring. 

Ali was such a great character, the greatest. Above and beyond his fighting prowess.

[GoPokes83 2240]

Liston had enough. Clay (Ali) had shown up at his house at 1A with a bullhorn. And then he tracked down Liston at the Desert Inn. Again, in the middle of a craps game. Ali ultimately got the best of him in both fights. But Liston had mob ties and wasn't averse to scaring the shit out of people, even outside the ring. 
Ali was such a great character, the greatest. Above and beyond his fighting prowess.

Suddenly more of a Sonny fan than Cassius Clay now.

[Steamboat1874 4058]

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Obviously it’s staged, but somebody like a maid or maintenance with a master key could do it. Or somebody who swiped it off one of those people. Or, next time you’re at a hotel, walk down the hallway with your keycard and see how many doors it opens. I guarantee you it will open a few. I’ve accidentally done it enough times to know it’s not just a coincidence. 

Yes but if that bolt is latched then someone is in the room.

The intruder may have to deal with a Smith and Wesson.

[Parliament 14257]

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

... next time you’re at a hotel, walk down the hallway with your keycard and see how many doors it opens. I guarantee you it will open a few. I’ve accidentally done it enough times to know it’s not just a coincidence. 

Dear Penthouse,

I thought it would happen to me...

[PvilleStang 2889]

53 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Yes but if that bolt is latched then someone is in the room.

The intruder may have to deal with a Smith and Wesson.

The 30.06 notice on the front door means you're safe and sound!

[nnm 36378]

 

[futureman 22457]

dónde está la sangre?

[tfoolry 8212]

 

 

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

thats the sharks home

[RPM 26318]

19 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Liston had enough. Clay (Ali) had shown up at his house at 1A with a bullhorn. And then he tracked down Liston at the Desert Inn. Again, in the middle of a craps game. Ali ultimately got the best of him in both fights. But Liston had mob ties and wasn't averse to scaring the shit out of people, even outside the ring. 

Ali was such a great character, the greatest. Above and beyond his fighting prowess.

Watched a documentary on Sonny Liston last weekend. Ali didn't "get the best of him", both fights were fixed and Liston wound up with a percentage of Ali's career. Unfortunately, Sonny let that bit slip a few times and suddenly died of natural causes.