Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Brisketexan 105142]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Ford eventually pled guilty to one count of deadly conduct and was sentenced to one year of deferred adjudication which she completed in June, per Willey.

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/houston-jack-in-the-box-shooting-18389377.php

 

 

What that story leaves out is that she was promoted to Shift Manager.  Shit like that gets you promoted in H-town.

[ABSR 5312]

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What that story leaves out is that she was promoted to Shift Manager.  Shit like that gets you promoted in H-town.

She was actually hired as Popeye's customer management VP.

[MissingInAction 25077]

VP of FAFO Dept.

[Kennythetiger 9383]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What that story leaves out is that she was promoted to Shift Manager.  Shit like that gets you promoted in H-town.

I’d eat there. 

[Armybrat 40847]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’d eat there. 

No curly fries for you though.

[Dnaguy 11964]

10 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’d eat there. 

You’d give it a shot?

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[Sbbruin 21853]

Not sure if this was expelled from a saint…
 

Dude

[Jerry Callo 8703]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Lift with your legs, not your back.

[Dennis Taylor 18826]

20 hours ago, ABSR said:

She was actually hired as Popeye's customer management VP.

Complaints are WAY down now

[nnm 36405]

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Meth is a hell of a drug. 

[futureman 22464]

On 9/27/2023 at 12:15 PM, Jerry Callo said:

Lift with your legs, not your back.

blitzthequarterbackandriphisheadoffmusclerussell

[nnm 36405]

 

[nnm 36405]

 

[Ojo Rojo 1965]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Hhu-vswx0

 

Edited September 29, 2023 by Ojo Rojo

[SurlyGator 865]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Put it in reverse, Terry!  Oh Lawd!!

[honolulu horn 6158]

On 9/27/2023 at 6:34 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Strangely similar to my standard routine for taking a dump

[Underdog 28640]

On 9/29/2023 at 9:35 AM, nnm said:

 

Was sort of expecting the Big Guy(Godzilla) to appear. 

[PvilleStang 2909]

17 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Strangely similar to my standard routine for taking a dump

The running start, or nearly knocking yourself out on a fire truck?  Either way, maybe lay off the hard stuff a bit?

[Mittens 8284]

 

[beer 3220]

[MissingInAction 25077]

DGAF if fake

 

[Nuge 1970]

frame worthy imo

[Superhero 8830]

20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

DGAF if fake

 

Did anyone know Kevin was black?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

4 hours ago, Nuge said:

frame worthy imo

Since it's OU week, portrait title:  Stonie Clark

 

for you young folks:

 

Edited October 3, 2023 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Mittens 8284]

^^ that was the first Texas-OU game I saw.

[brakeman 28369]

 

[Bullneck 19090]

On 10/2/2023 at 5:48 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Since it's OU week, portrait title:  Stonie Clark

 

for you young folks:

 

Watched this as it happened.  When I saw the reverse play unfold I thought "fuck, he's going to walk in."  Clark and King came out of nowhere and stoned him.

[Brothahorn 10087]

[Felix 607]

13 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Cool as hell.  Phobos or Deimos?

[crash_davis 23113]

 

[Gene Parmesan 4007]

It's like Seaworld you got to show up early if you want those splash zone seats. 

[GoPokes83 2240]

 

Those have to be vegans. Anyone who’s ever fried bacon knows this isn’t a good idea.

[52-80 19159]

On 10/4/2023 at 4:32 AM, brakeman said:

 

that couldve been a penis

[PvilleStang 2909]

9 hours ago, 52-80 said:

that couldve been a penis

Was waiting for this, or dickbutt troll.

[TrashMaster G 17557]

On 10/3/2023 at 9:54 PM, Bullneck said:

Watched this as it happened.  When I saw the reverse play unfold I thought "fuck, he's going to walk in."  Clark and King came out of nowhere and stoned him.

I was sitting in the upper deck exactly even with the goal line on that side of the stadium.  Wasn't crazy about those seats until that play.  It was a perfect view of a glorious moment.

[Felix 607]

19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I was sitting in the upper deck exactly even with the goal line on that side of the stadium.  Wasn't crazy about those seats until that play.  It was a perfect view of a glorious moment.

I, too, was there in similar seats.  Only Shootout I've attended in person.  We lost our shit when Stony came out of nowhere.

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

On 10/2/2023 at 2:48 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Since it's OU week, portrait title:  Stonie Clark

 

for you young folks:

 

I worked with Stonie in a psychiatric institution back in the early 90s. Even the Intermittent Explosive tended to behave themselves during his shifts for some reason.

[beer 3220]

On 10/5/2023 at 2:21 AM, 52-80 said:

that couldve been a penis

[Superhero 8830]

 

 

[BrickHorn 18235]

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

 

Put in in reverse, Terry! OH LAWD!

[CooterBrown 18012]

 

[Incredulity 11674]

 

[Macanudo 12979]

On 10/5/2023 at 12:07 PM, TrashMaster G said:

I was sitting in the upper deck exactly even with the goal line on that side of the stadium.  Wasn't crazy about those seats until that play.  It was a perfect view of a glorious moment.

We were in the lower deck about 8 rows up from the field right on the goal line.  We couldn't see shit for most of the game until that play happened right in front of us.

[markstanco 12577]

Im just putting the clickable link in instead of the video.

For those of you that recover stuck vehicles with a chain, you should watch this.  Takes a guys jaw off when the chain breaks.  GET A TOW STRAP.

 

[WinningIsHard 4031]

55 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Im just putting the clickable link in instead of the video.

For those of you that recover stuck vehicles with a chain, you should watch this.  Takes a guys jaw off when the chain breaks.  GET A TOW STRAP.

 

[RPM 26321]

You always hook to the passenger side. Also, stay out of bogs.

I'll never forget the time I went to Turkey, TX for Bob Wills Days and camped in the City Park. About 10 AM Saturday 3 semi tankers showed up and dumped into the middle of the park creating a mud run. It was glorious. Everyone taking their 4x4's through the place until it turned into much with some deep tracks. So while these huge lifted Blazers, Broncos, RamChargers and pickups plowed through a guy shows up in a brand new blue Toyota 4x4 pickup with factory street tires. He revs up, pops the clutch and makes it almost 1/2 way through before he bottoms out. Everyone responds to get him out of the fucking way. At one point 5 Blazers were hooked together to push him out and couldn't budge him. 

Up comes the 4x4 F250. He hooks a strap to the tarp hook on the side of the bed and nails it in reverse. Sucked that japcrap right out and cleared the track (while twisting the shit out of the bed). The driver gets out (he never got out in the mud), walks around looking at all the damage and said "Damn, she's gonna be pissed!"

Yep, was his girlfriend's graduation present and she let him "drive it around the block."

Edited October 11, 2023 by RPM

[brakeman 28369]

 

[markstanco 12577]

^^^looks like when a steel mill drops a charge on wet steel. It’s loud and cool as shit. But obviously dangerous.

[Brisketexan 105142]

3 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Man.  Dudes are so stupid.

But....we're also awesome.